Yes I Am A Dabihawks Shipper - Tumblr Posts
Your fusion headcannons give me life. Do more please
I actually have some fusion hcs with hawks stored so I’ll share em. I love my birb
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Dabihawks:
• piercings galore
• forgets to wash off eye makeup and wakes up looking like a raccoon but they don't give a shit
• trolls endeavor
• horrible actor "LEAGUE OF VILLAINS LET ME PLEDGE MY ALLIGENCE-"
• sassssyyyy
• protective of kids (secret mother hen)
• riles up people for fun
• John Mulaney, salt and pepper diner
• yeah they're that asshole
• says things about their childhood abuse like a joke but they're actually telling the truth "yeah I was such a dumb kid my dad beat me lol" "are you okay?" "Pfft no! What kinda question?"
• apartment is a wreck
• never folds clothes
• cooks bacon on their thighs and refuses to buy kitchen wear
• procrastinator
dabihawks: "I'll do that later"
narrator voice: "and then they never did"
• eats so much greasy food to where if they don't eat it they get withdrawal symptoms
• smokes cigarettes
• an edgelord with awful fashion sense
• they love their coat like it's their firstborn child
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Mirukohawks:
• has zero patience
• only does solo missions bc other people are too slow
• @ Endeavor "can you keep up old man?"
• drools over abs
• puns so many puns
• laughs at their own jokes
• cries over pictures of bb animals (is on pintrest instead of doing their mission report xd)
• not a morning person, if you try and wake them up you will get punched
• will eat a salad with chocolate syrup as a substitute for ranch dressing
• burps really loudly
• takes a selfie with a villain they tied up and posts it on Twitter
• gets yelled at by the higher ups
• tries to set up their friends "my otp will be canon"
• huge dork
• does a complicated maneuver flawlessly in battle but then trips getting onto the subway
• LETS GET PUMPED PARTY PPL
• loves their fans so much
Miruko is a vegan and they almost unfuse over this
Hawks: b-but fried chicken
Miruko: I am not putting that in my body
Hawks: okay first of all, it's oUR BODY