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its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll

hii could i request #8 in hugs and #3 in touching with jungkook pls?? thank u 🤍

side by side

pairing: vampire!jungkook x reader

summary: jungkook shows you his version of an autumn morning.

genre: fluff, friendstolovers!au

wc: 607 words

a/n: I haven't seen much of a fluffy vampy koo so I wrote one for you anonie 🤍 requests are open! pls follow the guidelines if you do so ^^ the prompts are "hugging while walking" and "hiding face in neck"

"autumn morning is a big joy to me

autumn morning is great happiness to me

to me, who always chased the clouds"

jungkook comes back to the sound of your soft voice putting your cat to sleep. you had practically pushed him out, telling him to go buy food for the both of you and that him being there was making your precious child hyper active.

he puts the cheese tteokbokki and cheesecake on the table, following your voice to the bedroom. he finds you cradling your cat like a baby, who's fast asleep in your arms. gently placing her in the expensive plush bed you got her, jungkook zooms his way next to you, much to your fright.

"you've got to stop that," you say softly, hand on your rapidly beating heart. "did you get the goods?" you continue, switching off the light and walking out to the spicy smell wafting all over the room.

you all but rush to it, opening the boxes and eyes beaming at the 3 types of cheesecake. you suddenly hesitate, concerned eyes on him, "you can eat this, right?" jungkook chuckles at your apprehensive eyes, by your side in an instant.

"yes, silly," he murmurs into your shoulder, arms around you and face buried in your neck. he seems extra clingy tonight, not that you mind. "have a bite, koo" you say, still soft, wrapping a tteok in cheese and lifting his face. he eats, so he can see the corners of your lips lifting up in content.

"what were you singing to brie earlier?" jungkook's head is back on your shoulder, arms still around you. "oh, it was a song about autumn morning," you nod, "nothing you know of, you midnight owl," you tease, stuffing your mouth with strawberry cheesecake after finishing your late dinner.

"hey, i do, okay! but it's early compared to you mortals," he accepts a big chunk of cheesecake from you, chewing quickly.

"i can show you what it's like," he offers.

"its 1.30, koo."

"so? let's go, my little trooper!"

"gosh, i forget you're ancient sometimes."

"hey, look! your cousins, am i right?"

jungkook chuckles in amusement when you point at the bats in the dark sky. he pulls you into him before you bump into the lamp post, "eyes on the road, trooper."

"so they're not your cousins?" you ask, your eyes curious and innocent. he smiles and shakes his head, "and before you ask, i don't think i can turn into one, okay?" "or you just haven't tried yet, koo," you giggle, slipping an arm around him and into his coat pocket.

despite his chill demeanour and his assumed lack of warmth, jungkook has been anything but unfriendly. he's always up (no pun intended) to get you midnight snacks and a companion when it comes to your insomnia, which can be quite lonely at times.

even though you were experiencing something of the supernatural, it felt completely natural to be by his side. just like how his arm around you, hugging you while you both take your first autumn morning walk together. his version seems equally as lovely as yours, if not more.

jungkook glances at your serene face, the yellow lights you occasionally pass under making it seem like you have a halo growing over your head. you point out at the obvious calmness, preferring it over the usual morning bustle. the sudden blows of early autumn wind prompt you to go closer to him, hoping he isn't more cold as usual.

and jungkook swears, in his hundred and twenty five years on earth, he has never been more warm.

pt time: @armys-dna ; @joondiary ; @soobhyun ; @shatzkrinslinzki ; @highly-functioning-mitochondria ; @taegisms ; @cherishoshi

hii could i request #8 in hugs and #3 in touching with jungkook pls?? thank u 🤍

side by side

pairing: vampire!jungkook x reader

summary: jungkook shows you his version of an autumn morning.

genre: fluff, friendstolovers!au

wc: 607 words

a/n: I haven't seen much of a fluffy vampy koo so I wrote one for you anonie 🤍 requests are open! pls follow the guidelines if you do so ^^ the prompts are "hugging while walking" and "hiding face in neck"

"autumn morning is a big joy to me

autumn morning is great happiness to me

to me, who always chased the clouds"

jungkook comes back to the sound of your soft voice putting your cat to sleep. you had practically pushed him out, telling him to go buy food for the both of you and that him being there was making your precious child hyper active.

he puts the cheese tteokbokki and cheesecake on the table, following your voice to the bedroom. he finds you cradling your cat like a baby, who's fast asleep in your arms. gently placing her in the expensive plush bed you got her, jungkook zooms his way next to you, much to your fright.

"you've got to stop that," you say softly, hand on your rapidly beating heart. "did you get the goods?" you continue, switching off the light and walking out to the spicy smell wafting all over the room.

you all but rush to it, opening the boxes and eyes beaming at the 3 types of cheesecake. you suddenly hesitate, concerned eyes on him, "you can eat this, right?" jungkook chuckles at your apprehensive eyes, by your side in an instant.

"yes, silly," he murmurs into your shoulder, arms around you and face buried in your neck. he seems extra clingy tonight, not that you mind. "have a bite, koo" you say, still soft, wrapping a tteok in cheese and lifting his face. he eats, so he can see the corners of your lips lifting up in content.

"what were you singing to brie earlier?" jungkook's head is back on your shoulder, arms still around you. "oh, it was a song about autumn morning," you nod, "nothing you know of, you midnight owl," you tease, stuffing your mouth with strawberry cheesecake after finishing your late dinner.

"hey, i do, okay! but it's early compared to you mortals," he accepts a big chunk of cheesecake from you, chewing quickly.

"i can show you what it's like," he offers.

"its 1.30, koo."

"so? let's go, my little trooper!"

"gosh, i forget you're ancient sometimes."

"hey, look! your cousins, am i right?"

jungkook chuckles in amusement when you point at the bats in the dark sky. he pulls you into him before you bump into the lamp post, "eyes on the road, trooper."

"so they're not your cousins?" you ask, your eyes curious and innocent. he smiles and shakes his head, "and before you ask, i don't think i can turn into one, okay?" "or you just haven't tried yet, koo," you giggle, slipping an arm around him and into his coat pocket.

despite his chill demeanour and his assumed lack of warmth, jungkook has been anything but unfriendly. he's always up (no pun intended) to get you midnight snacks and a companion when it comes to your insomnia, which can be quite lonely at times.

even though you were experiencing something of the supernatural, it felt completely natural to be by his side. just like how his arm around you, hugging you while you both take your first autumn morning walk together. his version seems equally as lovely as yours, if not more.

jungkook glances at your serene face, the yellow lights you occasionally pass under making it seem like you have a halo growing over your head. you point out at the obvious calmness, preferring it over the usual morning bustle. the sudden blows of early autumn wind prompt you to go closer to him, hoping he isn't more cold as usual.

and jungkook swears, in his hundred and twenty five years on earth, he has never been more warm.

pt time: @armys-dna ; @joondiary ; @soobhyun ; @shatzkrinslinzki ; @highly-functioning-mitochondria ; @taegisms ; @cherishoshi

hii could i request #8 in hugs and #3 in touching with jungkook pls?? thank u 🤍

side by side

pairing: vampire!jungkook x reader

summary: jungkook shows you his version of an autumn morning.

genre: fluff, friendstolovers!au

wc: 607 words

a/n: I haven't seen much of a fluffy vampy koo so I wrote one for you anonie 🤍 requests are open! pls follow the guidelines if you do so ^^ the prompts are "hugging while walking" and "hiding face in neck"

"autumn morning is a big joy to me

autumn morning is great happiness to me

to me, who always chased the clouds"

jungkook comes back to the sound of your soft voice putting your cat to sleep. you had practically pushed him out, telling him to go buy food for the both of you and that him being there was making your precious child hyper active.

he puts the cheese tteokbokki and cheesecake on the table, following your voice to the bedroom. he finds you cradling your cat like a baby, who's fast asleep in your arms. gently placing her in the expensive plush bed you got her, jungkook zooms his way next to you, much to your fright.

"you've got to stop that," you say softly, hand on your rapidly beating heart. "did you get the goods?" you continue, switching off the light and walking out to the spicy smell wafting all over the room.

you all but rush to it, opening the boxes and eyes beaming at the 3 types of cheesecake. you suddenly hesitate, concerned eyes on him, "you can eat this, right?" jungkook chuckles at your apprehensive eyes, by your side in an instant.

"yes, silly," he murmurs into your shoulder, arms around you and face buried in your neck. he seems extra clingy tonight, not that you mind. "have a bite, koo" you say, still soft, wrapping a tteok in cheese and lifting his face. he eats, so he can see the corners of your lips lifting up in content.

"what were you singing to brie earlier?" jungkook's head is back on your shoulder, arms still around you. "oh, it was a song about autumn morning," you nod, "nothing you know of, you midnight owl," you tease, stuffing your mouth with strawberry cheesecake after finishing your late dinner.

"hey, i do, okay! but it's early compared to you mortals," he accepts a big chunk of cheesecake from you, chewing quickly.

"i can show you what it's like," he offers.

"its 1.30, koo."

"so? let's go, my little trooper!"

"gosh, i forget you're ancient sometimes."

"hey, look! your cousins, am i right?"

jungkook chuckles in amusement when you point at the bats in the dark sky. he pulls you into him before you bump into the lamp post, "eyes on the road, trooper."

"so they're not your cousins?" you ask, your eyes curious and innocent. he smiles and shakes his head, "and before you ask, i don't think i can turn into one, okay?" "or you just haven't tried yet, koo," you giggle, slipping an arm around him and into his coat pocket.

despite his chill demeanour and his assumed lack of warmth, jungkook has been anything but unfriendly. he's always up (no pun intended) to get you midnight snacks and a companion when it comes to your insomnia, which can be quite lonely at times.

even though you were experiencing something of the supernatural, it felt completely natural to be by his side. just like how his arm around you, hugging you while you both take your first autumn morning walk together. his version seems equally as lovely as yours, if not more.

jungkook glances at your serene face, the yellow lights you occasionally pass under making it seem like you have a halo growing over your head. you point out at the obvious calmness, preferring it over the usual morning bustle. the sudden blows of early autumn wind prompt you to go closer to him, hoping he isn't more cold as usual.

and jungkook swears, in his hundred and twenty five years on earth, he has never been more warm.

pt time: @armys-dna ; @joondiary ; @soobhyun ; @shatzkrinslinzki ; @highly-functioning-mitochondria ; @taegisms ; @cherishoshi

hii could i request #8 in hugs and #3 in touching with jungkook pls?? thank u 🤍

side by side

pairing: vampire!jungkook x reader

summary: jungkook shows you his version of an autumn morning.

genre: fluff, friendstolovers!au

wc: 607 words

a/n: I haven't seen much of a fluffy vampy koo so I wrote one for you anonie 🤍 requests are open! pls follow the guidelines if you do so ^^ the prompts are "hugging while walking" and "hiding face in neck"

"autumn morning is a big joy to me

autumn morning is great happiness to me

to me, who always chased the clouds"

jungkook comes back to the sound of your soft voice putting your cat to sleep. you had practically pushed him out, telling him to go buy food for the both of you and that him being there was making your precious child hyper active.

he puts the cheese tteokbokki and cheesecake on the table, following your voice to the bedroom. he finds you cradling your cat like a baby, who's fast asleep in your arms. gently placing her in the expensive plush bed you got her, jungkook zooms his way next to you, much to your fright.

"you've got to stop that," you say softly, hand on your rapidly beating heart. "did you get the goods?" you continue, switching off the light and walking out to the spicy smell wafting all over the room.

you all but rush to it, opening the boxes and eyes beaming at the 3 types of cheesecake. you suddenly hesitate, concerned eyes on him, "you can eat this, right?" jungkook chuckles at your apprehensive eyes, by your side in an instant.

"yes, silly," he murmurs into your shoulder, arms around you and face buried in your neck. he seems extra clingy tonight, not that you mind. "have a bite, koo" you say, still soft, wrapping a tteok in cheese and lifting his face. he eats, so he can see the corners of your lips lifting up in content.

"what were you singing to brie earlier?" jungkook's head is back on your shoulder, arms still around you. "oh, it was a song about autumn morning," you nod, "nothing you know of, you midnight owl," you tease, stuffing your mouth with strawberry cheesecake after finishing your late dinner.

"hey, i do, okay! but it's early compared to you mortals," he accepts a big chunk of cheesecake from you, chewing quickly.

"i can show you what it's like," he offers.

"its 1.30, koo."

"so? let's go, my little trooper!"

"gosh, i forget you're ancient sometimes."

"hey, look! your cousins, am i right?"

jungkook chuckles in amusement when you point at the bats in the dark sky. he pulls you into him before you bump into the lamp post, "eyes on the road, trooper."

"so they're not your cousins?" you ask, your eyes curious and innocent. he smiles and shakes his head, "and before you ask, i don't think i can turn into one, okay?" "or you just haven't tried yet, koo," you giggle, slipping an arm around him and into his coat pocket.

despite his chill demeanour and his assumed lack of warmth, jungkook has been anything but unfriendly. he's always up (no pun intended) to get you midnight snacks and a companion when it comes to your insomnia, which can be quite lonely at times.

even though you were experiencing something of the supernatural, it felt completely natural to be by his side. just like how his arm around you, hugging you while you both take your first autumn morning walk together. his version seems equally as lovely as yours, if not more.

jungkook glances at your serene face, the yellow lights you occasionally pass under making it seem like you have a halo growing over your head. you point out at the obvious calmness, preferring it over the usual morning bustle. the sudden blows of early autumn wind prompt you to go closer to him, hoping he isn't more cold as usual.

and jungkook swears, in his hundred and twenty five years on earth, he has never been more warm.

pt time: @armys-dna ; @joondiary ; @soobhyun ; @shatzkrinslinzki ; @highly-functioning-mitochondria ; @taegisms ; @cherishoshi

YES MADAME!!!!

Why do I imagine Ox is the one that's gonna be wearing a dress in marriage-

I made this callout meme for me and me specifically

Would you still love me if I couldn't decide between saying "good shit" and "good soup" and I said "good shoup"? Or would you run from me , afraid of what I've become?

Yeah, that's what I thought

unfortunately my blog encapsulates the "mfs who like green:" stereotype

Reblog this for a (free!) bbno$ picture in your inbox

Look, I was writing, and I got distracted.

Ummm...

BRO— WHY WAS HE ON MY SKETCHBOOK?! NOW HE IS SMOOSHED! HE BETTER NOT GET ANGRY AT ME!!

(IB: @squidflavoredsoup I did it but by accident)

Thinking again about how Ludinus tried to pass the blame for Orym's family's deaths entirely on to Otahan, as if the Hells, and even more so, we, haven't seen over and over how he elevates to power and enables people who do truly awful things, at just enough remove to keep his hands "clean".

People like Delilah Briarwood, Trent Ikithon, Otahan Thull, and so many more. King Dwendal, probably.

We know he's willing to get his own hands dirty more privately. I think this pattern is more of a power play, but not sure.