ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!!!!! - Tumblr Posts
Happy birthday to the hottest man I know<3333















I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
Santa is coming tonight.
spending your whole childhood masking, and now being an adult is like:
I don’t know who I am
am I doing this because I want to or because I’m expected to?
wait but am I actually happy??
oh I think this feels right, but I’m not sure
*looks around as if to make sure I’m being an adult correctly*
*stares off into space whilst thinking about the babushka doll theory of self*


PADDY MAYNE & EOIN MCGONIGAL SAS: Rogue Heroes | S01E02
textbook prices are homophobic
October can’t come soon enough
October can’t come soon enough
i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers
🗡️
(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)
paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf
me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw: a rookie mistake