I've Risen Up From Dead Lmao - Tumblr Posts

Bruce: my arm fell asleep babe

Clark: *angry grumbles while turning away*

Clark: it would have been better if you would have told me that you don't love me anymore

Bruce: you know what my chest is still available if you wanna grab the opportunity

Clark: *amused* How many others have you told that cheesy line?

Bruce: well actually none..except for a grumpy kryptonite who is running away from me

Clark: Oh my a kryptonite? Wow, who might be that unlucky Kryptonian, successful enough to run away from Mr. Bad Bat?

Bruce: well well who might it be except for good ol’ Kansas farm boy

Clark: my my now he is good after you just called him grumpy huh?

Bruce: well he is grumpy but of course, he is my grumpy kryptonite good ol’ Kansas farm boy *smirking*

Clark: I must say Mr. Wayne has a way with his words

Bruce: of course my cute grumpy boyfriend deserves all of it maybe even more *winks*

Clark: *rolls his eyes* why did I even say that

Bruce: So shall we go for round 2?*all excited*

Clark: I’m sorry Mr. Wayne. But I can only do it with my husband

Bruce: but I’m your husband.

Clark: I don’t remember marrying a weak guy whose arm fell asleep *bombastic side eye*

Bruce: heyyy