James Monroe - Tumblr Posts
procrastinated by watching hell's kitchen clips so of course i have to drag the founding fathers into it. who's the one constantly sending up raw chicken/scallop? who's the one who overcompensates and burns the risotto? who's not communicating and making everyone restart over and over because their timing is off? who's going to sabotage?
all i know is that monroe's the guy who cuts mozzarella instead of rolling dough and then sticks his head in the freezer while everyone screams at him.
washington by the end of his 2nd term
virginia man forced to hang out with a new yorker and a french marquis because he had crazy beef with his own neighbors.
blocked madison, jefferson. spent his retirement writing angry notes in the margins of monroe's view of the conduct of the executive. good old virginia!
lol imagine the british won the battle of princeton and wiped out not only washington but also hamilton and monroe. 2 presidents and 1 very important secretary down.
Loser submissive omega take: Washington was a unifying, noble, non-partisan leader to his very last breath.
Chad sigma male take: Like most people, Washington did not live up to his ideals and by the end of his life was a disgruntled, visibly Federalist peepaw shaking his cane in the air because he didn't like the state of the country or the Democratic Republicans people running it. Joanne Freeman did this great impression of late-life Washington clenching his fist going "We gotta get Federalists into the Virginian legislature" and it's canon in my book. The man learned that James Madison was backing James Monroe for Governor of Virginia a literal day before his death and got so pissed that his secretary Tobias Lear went "pls chill".
He requested me to read to him the debates of the Virginia Assembly on the election of a Senator and a Governor; and on hearing Mr Madison’s observations respecting Mr Monroe, he appeared much affected and spoke with some degree of asperity on the subject; which I endeavoured to moderate, as I always did on such occasions. the "as I always did on such occasions" makes me think that this wasn't a one-time thing and washington frequently went on rants about monroe and the jeffersonians.
銃が正しく見えない。このシェーディングはあまり好きじゃない。
weird dream where my family and friends were playing an extreme game of tag
my dad was it and he formed a truce with my mom and the two of em targeted the rest of us. the game started in the middle of an ocean and we had to out-boat em to the shore, where we got into a school bus James Monroe was driving????? He sucked ass btw probably ran over 318 pedestrians and sent the bus flying multiple times (no one was harmed, even the pedestrians) pretty sure we were going like 200 mph. This is canon to me now if hes ever in a modern AU you bet he is banned from driving Then we proceeded to teleport to 1814 United States and crash into the British soldiers on their way to burn Washington. Something something a kid was tagged so now my dad is on our side, we're hiding in a secret bunker under the White House that exists apparently, Madison's covering for us 👍 Then we uh... we're using guns to tag now. Actual guns. All of Amrev fucking dies because whoever thought of using GUNS to tag is STUPID anyways I killed said person and we stopped the game.
Я их обожаю с каждым разом всё сильнее... Нет никого более подходящего на роль лягушки и петуха 🥰
padri !!
ah fuck man can I have some of that uhmmm
*checks notes*
fried manumission abolitionist
fried bastard orphan
fried obnoxious and disliked congressman
fried baronussy wussy
fried crossdressing sailor
fried trans French diplomat
fried Philadelphia lawyer and certified twink
fried terrible queen
fried slave owning redhead
fried mini french aristocrat
fried VERY mini former president
fried tired commander-in-chief
fried fairly normal president
Aw cool, thanks dawg.
hey man i took your blorbo and scrambled him in a bowl. yeah he's on the pan now. yeag i added some seasoning. yeah im eating him now