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' CLIMBING SOME BIG OL' BUNS ' Giant Jared Padalecki makes his cute New Pet climbing his Giant Bubble Butt. Although, it's too bad Jared's feeling Gassy from Lunch! Lol! ;)
' TOE SITTING ' After, Jensen Ackles mysteriously Shrunk to a couple inchs tall. Jared Padalecki loved to play with & tease Tiny Jensen. Sometimes he'd act like he was gonna eat him, or step on him, or sit on him but, would just fart on him. One day at Comic Con Jared made Jensen sit on his Big Sweaty Foot during a photoshoot. Jensen didn't appreciate that but, was used to this type of behavior from Jared Now!
' SHOOTING FOR ATTENTION ' Antsized Sam takes his gun out, running on his Big Brother Dean's Shoe, thinking it might be his last best chance, Sam began shooting tiny Bullets at Dean's Titanic Fingers has he's finishing tying his shoelace.
' SUPERNATURAL : THE CURSE OF PAUL BUNYAN '
Dean & Sam Winchester enter a Creepy Old Mansion to save a Guy from a Witch. Sam jumps infront of the Victim as a Beam of Green light shoots out of the Evil Witch's hands. Dean snuck up behind the Witch & shoot her in the head with a 'Witch Killing Bullet ' just a second after Sam was hit with the Green Beam. After, the Witch was ganked Dean went to check on Sam but, he seemed fine & was untying the Victim. After, the Victim thanked them promising to keep quiet, he left, & then they burned the Witch's corpse. Dean noticed Sam seemed taller than usual. Sam then started growing a few inches a minute & noticed when the Impala was waist hight to him . Dean watched as Sam's growth excelerated into high gear growing a couple feet a every second. He was growing tall as the Mansion & slowly surpassing it. Dean hurried to the Mansion Roof Top to get to higher ground to try to communicate better with Sam. Once, he reaches the Roof he stares in awe & intimidation at Sam as he's grown into Giant towering over him & the Mansion! Dean later figures out after researching lore that the Witch hit Sam with an Ancient Curse known as ' The Paul Bunyan Curse '.
' Misha's Mishap'
Jared Padalecki drinking 🍺 w/ his friends Misha & Alex while gardening . Jared had to leave to get 🛢 for his Weed Whacker. His pals laid down his NEW Chemical Garden Growth Dust while he's gone. Although, Misha accidentally dropped the Bag of Dust but, luckily the Dust fell on the Garden & they could spread it. Unbeknownst to them some of Dust fell in their 🍺 After, they drank some more they suddenly blackedout. Jared arrived back home 15 mins later to find his friends gone . Figuring something must've come up, he📱 them thanks for their help, & hoping everything is 👍. He then filled & started the Whacker. What Jared didn't know is that the Growth Dust was recalled after it was discovered that it was Dangerous to Digest & that his Buddies were in Danger. His Pals discovered what the Dangerous Effect was awakening to find they're Shrunk two the Size of 🐜 .They tried to get Jared's attention when he was back but, he was to Gigantic to hear them ! They 🏃 to the 🌹 for protection knowing Jared wouldn't ✂ them. However ,they both had close calls when Misha was almost squished by Jared's 👞 & Alex was almost ✂ when the Whacker was just inches from his body before he made it to the 🌹 next to Misha's . Soon Jared set down the Whacker to admire his Work they 🏃 their 🍑 up to the top of a 🌹 by Jared's 👞 & jumped off onto Toe Section barely making it. Luckily, they made it to Jared's laces just a millisecond before he started 🚶 again. They barely were keeping a grip as they were thrown about . A few secs later they lost their grips as Jared stopped infront of a 🌳 as they landed on the Toe Section. They, tried 🗣 for attention again but, where interrupted by Jared whipping out his 🐓 to take a leak. They watched in 😮 & 😱 as Jared's Monument of Manhood spilled out a Niagara Falls Worth of Fluid. Though that vanished as they were hit with the splashback from the 🌳 & when Jared shook the remaining drops left. Jared then 👁 he got some splashes on his 👞 & along w/ 2 weird 🐜, He shook them off , but, luckily with a closer 🕵 before he decided to squash them he noticed it wasn't 🐜 but, his Pals turned Tiny Men.
' Hanging at the Beach '
Jensen Ackles & Jared Padalecki both caught the Growth Virus. Jared grew about Triple his height & Jensen however Grew exponentially around a Couple Hundred ft tall. Although, Jensen & Jared's heights got in the way of doing most Normal activities, especially for Jensen , they weren't gonna let the Beach Day they had planned months ago get cancelled. Although, it kind of annoyed some beachgoers most were getting used to Giant Men attending the beach every now & then. Luckily, for some people it's was a Dream come true seeing their Favorite TV Actors so Up close. Especially Lucky, for a Gay Fanboy who got to be up close to his Crush, Jensen Ackles, Bugle which left little to the imagination ! Then Jensen decided to add the Little Fanboy to his Sex Toy collection which we're around 9 Little Gay Guys . It was becoming a popular fade for Giant Men , especially Giant Male Celebs to take in Tiny Gay Men to service their sexual needs when they weren't around their wife's or the Wife's didn't feel like satisfying their men that night.
