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Hmm Todd would atleast acknowledge it bc he would see Alan’s issue with Hank partially as an extension of Alan’s “issue” with his sexuality (assuming this is pre- coming out). Ironically this might accelerate the Alan-Todd off-screen reconciliation by forcing the issue sooner…
Okay so if we've established that Alan would respond badly, do we think that Todd would actually be better at dealing with it than Jen, who basically just kept being like 'I can't believe Hank thinks dad hates him!!!'?
Why does this have me drowning in crack fic brainworms. The DC equivalent of the royal wedding but it’s between two deranged old men in capes. Stepdad Red Lantern. Vladimir Sokov changing diapers if/when any of the kids are babies? Why am I imagining Todd calling his stepfather Dad but calling his actual father Alan??
Alan and Red Lantern DILF for the ship meme please
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -until the end of time.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - after a few fights and rolling in the sand of some beach.
How was their first kiss? -passionate and rough
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Vladmir
Who is the best man/men? -Jay
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Jen & Ruby?
Who did the most planning? -Alan
Who stressed the most? - Alan
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Alan wanted to ban most people.
Sex:
Who is on top? - usually Vladmir
Who is the one to instigate things? -Vladmir.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - think a lot of it has been hard & fast at first.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - sometimes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Alan is not that cuddly.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 3
How many children will they adopt? -0, but Vladmir might convince Alan of one.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Vladmir
Who is the stricter parent? -Alan
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -Alan
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Vladmir
Who is the more loved parent? -Vladmir
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? both
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Vladmir. Alan will be ready with a disappointment line.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Alan
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -Vladmir takes his russian blue cat.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -sometimes, but nothing over the top.
What are their goals for the relationship? -there was a lot of negotiation I think, but I imagine them reaching a place where they are comfortable with one another and someone Alan feels less repressed around. so, I think they stay together for the rest of their lives and have gay sex, thanks.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -neither
Who plays the most pranks? - they do not do that
Broke: Jay dislikes Todd because he’s ableist (wack)
Woke: Jay dislikes Todd because he’s a Hank Stan (valid)
Bespoke: Jay leans into the assumption that he doesn’t like the twins, Todd especially, because Alan (his bff with benefits) and Rose (his ex villain with benefits) having kids together makes him feel some sort of Way (canon can choke)
jade and obsidian are so funny. absolutely iconic
Young JADE & OBSIDIAN redesign. Queer superheroes and their kickass twin sister, sketched after toying with ideas with @DrumfishRich #jade #obsidian #infinityinc #greenlantern #jlsa #justicesociety #earth2 #gaysuperheroes #queersuperheroes #dccomics
Well, Rose/Thorn had both enhanced speed (albeit not speedster level) and chlorokinesis…kinda laughing at the idea of everyone assuming Todd is either Jay’s kid (or the Shade’s) instead of Alan for a bit, so my vote is for that option
Fr though, this always bugged me- especially since Jen hardly even gets to USE her plant powers
Unpopular JSA fandom opinion: If Jen got plant powers because of their mom Todd should also get something powers because of their mom. Jen is always the universe's favorite and it is a bit unfair...
Michael I know your villain arc was a phase caused by idiot homophobes accidentally shooting each other. I realize you might have some feelings regarding the fact that your mother left you to be raised by your unnamed grandmother to play lavender footsie with the GL, only to later take a motherly role to his long- lost adult children.
Why are you shooting your (ex?) stepbrother with a psychic attack ukulele??
Thinking about how Harlequin’s Son / Michael Maybe was conceived of as having been on Obsidian rogue at some point or another- queer themes and family ties aside, I think it would be really funny if DC used this to canonize humor as Obsidian’s primary weakness.
No, I’m not joking.
His powers are deeply tied to his emotions, and his ability to torment people with their own soul/sins/fears/traumas is one of the most terrifying in the DC universe. How hilarious would it be if the best way to keep him from doing so…was to make him laugh?
(As I’m sure the Harlequin’s Son would attest, easier said than done)
^^Proof! Tornado Todd would be a MENACE
Unpopular JSA fandom opinion: If Jen got plant powers because of their mom Todd should also get something powers because of their mom. Jen is always the universe's favorite and it is a bit unfair...
I’m on a name kick apparently…
(Personally, I think Alan might have named Todd after “Johnny” if given the chance, if only in the form of a middle name)
I’m on a name kick apparently…
(Personally, I think Alan might have named Todd after “Johnny” if given the chance, if only in the form of a middle name)
Todd deserves to get to be an annoying gay brother
Transcript:
Jennie: What was my reaction to Todd being gay?
Jennie: Well I was supportive...
Jennie: at first. Now it's just annoying.
Interviewer: How so?
Jennie: We have the EXACT same taste in men.
Jennie: Do you have any idea how many bi men I've flirted with who've told me they love my brother's "cringefail vibes"?
Jennie: It's terrible!
Todd: lol
Todd: Also, we don't have the exact same taste in men.
Todd: Mine's better.
Jennie:
Todd: I'd never date a Green Lantern.
You know, it occurs to me that neither Jennie nor Todd got Alan’s villainous taste in partners… the ambiguity of Todd’s relationship with Ian aside, his two canonical love interests/crushes are Al Rothstein, certified 10/10 himbo, and Damon Matthews, quite possibly the only Non- Corrupt DA in that city. Similarly, Hank was an absolute Good Boy during his relationship with Jen, after which she dated Kyle Rayner- you’d be better with Donna, Jennie-Lynn, but I can’t say your taste is all that bad.
Anyway, this why I think it is only right that Michael atleast sleep with several outright supervillains (Cameron Mahkent and Gentleman Ghost come to mind). You know, give Alan a taste of his own medicine in full.
Happy Birthday
Todd Rice/Obsidian & Jennifer-Lynn Hayden/Jade (20th July 1966)
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