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Robyn (Dressed up in a santa suit): OK Elves check in!
May: Present!
Joanna: Here!
Robyn: and our reindeer?
(No Answer)
Robyn: Where is Fiona? we need to get these toys out to the kids!
(Fiona bursts into the room wearing a pair of antlers and a few straps of leather over her naughty bits with some jingle bells on them and a riding crop beween her teeth, which she spits out seeing everyone else’s decidedly non sexy out fits and bags of children’s toys)
Fiona: I think i may have misunderstood the nature of this evenings plans,
Robyn: OK looks like they have a guard on the back entrance, we need to get him out of the way before we head in.
May: Don’t worry i got this!
(Walks up to the guard)
May: Hey there!
Guard: Well hay there to you too missy, Can i uh help you with something?
May: you sure can, FUCK FACSIT LIVES! (Throat punch)
Joanna: ...Why do we ever except her to do anything else?
MATTHEW MACFADYEN as MR. DARCY
⤷ PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005)
You have bewitched me body and soul and I love…
87th Academy Awards : Best Documentary – Short Subject
Ellen Goosenberg Kent + Dana Perry for Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1
Aneta Kopacz for Joanna
Tomasz Śliwiński + Maciej Ślesicki for Our Curse
Gabriel Serra Arguello for The Reaper (La Parka)
J. Christian Jensen for White Earth
𝒿𝑜𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝓀𝓊𝒸𝒽𝓉𝒶 𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈. ©
I want to love someone as much as Joanna Gaines loves shiplap.