Joanna Greenleaf - Tumblr Posts

Robyn (Dressed up in a santa suit): OK Elves check in!

May: Present!

Joanna: Here!

Robyn: and our reindeer?

(No Answer) 

Robyn: Where is Fiona? we need to get these toys out to the kids!

(Fiona bursts into the room wearing a pair of antlers and a few straps of leather over her naughty bits with some jingle bells on them and a riding crop beween her teeth, which she spits out seeing everyone else’s decidedly non sexy out fits and bags of children’s toys)

Fiona: I think i may have misunderstood the nature of this evenings plans,

Robyn: OK looks like they have a guard on the back entrance, we need to get him out of the way before we head in.

May: Don’t worry i got this!

(Walks up to the guard)

May: Hey there!

Guard: Well hay there to you too missy, Can i uh help you with something?

May: you sure can, FUCK FACSIT LIVES! (Throat punch)

Joanna: ...Why do we ever except her to do anything else?

tbh last one is only ruby b/c i believe she’d 1000% have a kirby appreciation account on tumblr. anyways, have pt10?????? of the rwby textpost series. we may be at 11 tho i am not sure anymore