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hey thanks for doing my vriska request! can I get sleepover party with Dave? thanks!
Sorry it took me a little while. I was trying to recover from crying my eyes out to my boyfriend. 😳😳 also if you wanted this to be fanfic style please just request again
Dave Strider sleepover headcannons
Dave will not let you sleep. Do not expect sleep. You will be disappointed
He loves to wake you up just as you’re about to fall asleep. Just like any shitty friend would.
He’s so excited to have you over. He’s literally jumping in glee, privately no one can see how excited he is
Once you’re actually there. He asks if you’re hungry, if you are he’ll ask if you want to make dinner with him. If not he’ll ask if you want to watch a movie
The movie is the Lorax I dunno what you expected, the raps are fire. He’ll bring you into a cuddle fort and well, cuddle you. Don’t tell anyone though he needs to keep up his cool kid facade
He gives you some of his apple juice as he tells you some stupid fart joke as the movie ends. After that he’ll go out of a second and get some more snacks and anything to make music with.
He starts to rap for you. It’s fun and sweet to see him defenseless. Oh did I mention he has his shades off? Well he does. He trusts you that much
Expect Minecraft, and if you beat him or kill him (I’d you’re not playing in a public server) expect a fight you can’t win. A pillow fight.
You guys stay up all night. Mostly talking about stupid shit like farts. You both eventually fall asleep.
Sleeping till noon mf.
When you wake up. He’s cuddling you. One of his best friends. If you can, just fall back asleep and hug back
Yooo what about Dave asking out his s/o? this blog is really good aha I love your writing :)
Fuck yeah I have three things to work on. Life is good
Dave strider asking out headcannons
Oh fuck, smooth? Absolutely (not) this fucking dude holy shit this fucking Dude.
He’s not smooth at all
Sure on the outside he’s calm and collected but on the inside, he’s cumbling
His thoughts are plagued by you and not long after his subconscious writing about you in his raps which just makes him MORE embarrassed
He always leaves and extra straw in his apple juice just for you, ya know. Just in case you want to ironically drink from his cup. Ironically.
His confess is really sweet actually. He asks if he can fly you up, aka, uses his weird god time powers to fly you up.
He almost drops you, cause he’s sweaty.
He flys you up and ends up slipping so now you’re both falling. He grabs you ends up confessing while he’s apologizing.
Stupid poopy head
You had to hug him and tell him it was alright
He doesn’t even kiss you. He just runs to tell Egbert
Dave kissing headcanon?😃
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Dave Strider kissing headcannons
Dave is very scared to start show affection to people. He feels like you’re going to hurt him or reject him in someway. That means you have to initiate the kisses. Being gentle and soft is the most important.
Eventually once he gets use to the small kisses and gentle touches of the hand, he’ll start to initiate contact and kisses. He’s always nervous of getting hurt in someway no matter how much he plays it off a ironic
Once he gets truly use to it he hugs and you doesn’t let go for hours and he gently kisses the tips of your fingers. He makes sure never to be too rough or hurtful.
If you too ever do the deed (I KNOW I DONT WRITE NSFW BUT I GOT INSPIRED) he makes sure never ever to hurt you. You’re his everything. He makes sure you’re always well taken care of. The only time he’ll ever be rough with you is if you ask, he’ll never ever be rough without asking.
He always kisses the back of you’re neck whenever you’re doing something.
Again he’s not very open with his kisses but he does kiss any of your injuries.
10/10 best kisser
Could you do Dave strider comforting y/n headcanons?
Dave strider comfort headcannons
Dave deals with a lot of issues himself.
He can’t handle physical affection, he hates seeing people cry, he cant stand other people’s emotions, ie: hes not the best guy to go to.
But if you do? God he’ll be so touched, you want comfort from him? Mr cool guy? Mr no emotions? Robot boy? Wow holy shit
He’ll try his best. He’ll do what he saw in shows and movies. Like the office.
He’ll hold onto you tightly and whisper aboht how its going to be okay.
You’re going to be okay.
He’ll stay with you as long as you need because he knows what its like. He knows what its like to hide everything behind a wall, a mask.
He’ll be there for you as long as you need him. And if you dont want or are uncomfortable with physical touches he doesnt care
He’ll sit next to you and listen to you talk, he’ll know what you need. Advice or comfort. Hes got you
He smiles whenever he sees you start to come around, and he’ll begin to ramble about how glad he is you’re feeling better.
He truely does love you.
Dave and/or john sudy budry headcanons?
Study buddy headcannons
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Dave absolutely takes it way to seriously, but for ironic purposes.
He makes sure you understand and highlights the imporant things for you. You don’t understand? Dont worry, he’ll help you.
He smiled a bit whenever you understand something thanks to his help. Just let his cool kid facade fad for a second.
He’s deffo holding your hand under the table.
Hes really good with history and math and well, sucks at most other things.
If it ends up running long he’ll take you to go get some food with him, even before you start studying he’ll buy you some food. sense he barely gets fed his always egar to go out and eat with friends.
He’ll hit yout forehead and call you dumb whenever you don’t understand something after the fifth explination
John egbert! :B
John has never taken anything seriously in his life dont expect him to start now.
He laughs at how hard you try and whenever you tell him to take it seriously he says
No listen Y/N i have an amazing strategy
And what is that Egbert?
Its called.... having a phone
EBGERT THIS IS OUR BIOLOGY MIDTERM ITS IN PERSON
cringe
Oh my god John you’re going to fail this midterm.
He mostly convinces you to drop it and it realy just ends up turning into a date. He puts all the books away and then you guys grab some food and go run off into some closed park and swing on the swingsets until you’re kicked out or have to run away
But he will try his best. He’ll listen whenever you’re teaching him something or genuinely having trouble.
And usually redirected you to rose or dave for help.