Jojos Part 5 - Tumblr Posts
Leone Abbacchio
Don’t be a fool, Italians ain’t real since Araki invented them
Omg, you’re from Italy? I loved jojo part 5
i have some warmup doodles of p5 creatures to posts in case you guys like that kind of thing.... but you don't have to... or anything.... (read: acting in a silly way as part of a bit)
yes these were done on insta story. might make more idk goodnight
ok so the tubi subtitles of vento aureo have abbachio say "Giorno Giovanna, whom I hate, asked me to solve this mystery..." and obviously i thought it was hilarious that he felt the need to make sure it was obvious that he hated giorno
but anyway i was watching the netflix version with friends and when it gets to the part where abbachio says that they changed it to "Giorno Giovanna, whom I don't like..." and. another cringe moment from netflix
Yeah I.. I have questions too?
more of these
sorry that they're fugo centric. i can't help it .
[ROARING APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE]
Standing ovation! Brava!
umh, giorno giovanna transmasc, thank you!
crying screaming tearing my hair out foaming at the mouth etc. purple haze is my self portrait etc.
blah blah blah no unique experiences i know
Honestly thinking about Fugo drives me up the goddamn wall sometimes like-- Like--
The gang were his family. He was with Buccellati the longest out of anyone, and he loved and admired him, and he helped bring the rest of the gang together, and he was such close friends with Mista and Narancia and they goofed off and did stupid teenage shit and choreographed little dances
And he'd grown so used to A. His boss being generally very sensible and caring for them all and B. His boss coming to him for advice
And then one day someone shows up and just... Takes over leadership basically entirely. Just. Has so much influence over the man who practically raised Fugo. And immediately starts directing him towards what is basically guaranteed death for at least some of them
When Fugo stays behind, digs his heels in and says "No, this is a bad idea, someone's going to get killed" don't you think he thinks, deep down, that Buccellati will listen to him? Will snap out of whatever rose-tinted glasses he's put on and take the advice of the person he's been relying on this whole time?
Because Fugo is smart, Fugo is rational, Fugo advises Buccellati and helps keep everyone safe, just as Buccellati helps Fugo not do anything impulsive out of anger. They know each-other and balance each-other and they TRUST each-other. And Fugo was looking for that trust. In that moment don't you think he expected that Buccellati would trust him?
And instead he gets left behind on the shore basically without a second thought. Just. "Okay. We won't force you. Bye." From his best friends. From the man that has been with him since he was a lost, scared little kid in need of a home. Even the boy he rescued from the goddamn streets leaves him behind, not for a noble cause, but for the sake of a girl they just met.
And Fugo was RIGHT, he was correct, they did die, his best friend died, his father figure died. Only One Of his actual friends survived.
There's no triumph in that though. No I-Told-You-So. It's just guilt because he could've saved them. If he hadn't assumed that they'd listen to him, and cared for his input. If he'd somehow known that he was that dispensable and could be left behind without a second thought. He could've gone with and literally just stood in the same room as Diavolo and killed him. Everyone else could stay outside.
Only one of them really had to die for everything to resolve, and that one was Fugo.
Why do you think he was so eager to go rushing to his death for the sake of what little remains of his family in Purple Haze Feedback.
part 5 au where everything is the same except fugo is a sock puppet on narancia's hand. i need you to see my vision.
narancia talking in a weird voice ("fugo"): you've got this, narancia. i have faith in you
narancia: but fugo... it's so nice outside. let's go for a walk
"fugo": not a chance. you need to do your lesson for today
narancia: awwwww....
"fugo": come on. what's 6 times 5
narancia: ...30?
"fugo": yes! now see if you can solve that problem there.
narancia: I get it! 6 times 5 is 30!
*he solves the problem wrong.*
Fugo the sock puppet starts beating the shit out of him. He fights the sock puppet. No one comments on this.
The fugo leaving scene is just narancia getting over his fear and throwing that dumbass puppet away lmao
couldn't get this image out of my head. "don't commit tax fraud you're so sexy" fugo posting.
i think the colors are ruined but idc i spent three days on this . the og was an ugly ass doodle that looked like this
anyway
wip. blehhhh
was thinking about how there was a point where Bucciarati and Abbacchio had joint custody of a teenager with personality issues. made this.
bon appetit
update: read phf for like the third time . still agree with this. also you all lied to me, literally no one was mad at him except him
do you ever think about how the whole thing with Fugo rejoining the gang is just him being punished for not wanting his family to die. i've read so many fics where it's like
mista: fuck you fugo
fugo: *little bitch voice* i am a sinner
mista: yeah fr
and it's like ????
how dare you not want to drink the greater good juice, fugo. what? hell, no one else wanted to drink the juice either-- excluding Bucciarati and Giorno, no one's motives for going were "the betterment of the community". Trish didn't have a choice in being involved (I believe wholeheartedly that she would've done the same thing Fugo did, if she wasn't the whole reason this was all happening and/or knocked out at the time of the traitor boat conversation), Mista went for the novelty of it (if we're to take what he says at face value), Abbacchio went because Bruno, and Narancia went because Narancia is Trish. No one was 100% going because of Trish anyway (except for Trish and Trish 2)
Anyway no one had any reason to be mad at him and I will die on this hill. distrust him, sure, that's fine, that makes sense. but be mad at him? for what? actually taking bucciarati up on his word?
i'm totally willing to hear other opinions though
*markiplier voice* hi hi hi hi hi hi flash flash flash
fugo text posts :33
someone please take my boy to see a therapist
i was reminded of the black version figure.