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WAIT IS THIS JOSH DALLAS FROM OUAT/MANIFEST??? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
I genuinely can’t tell but I swear I recognize this guy
Guys am I crazy or is this Jonathan Groff?? ðŸ˜
El final de la serie de ´´Manifest´´ será su episodio más grande hasta el momento...
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'Manifest' vuela al Top 10 de Netflix con episodios finales mientras 'Fubar' continúa liderando la televisión inglesa.
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El final de la serie de ´´Manifest´´ será su episodio más grande hasta el momento...
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'Manifest' vuela al Top 10 de Netflix con episodios finales mientras 'Fubar' continúa liderando la televisión inglesa.
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' Attack of the Josh '
Josh Dallas grew into a Giant after catching the Gigantious Virus that caused 1/4 of the world's population of Physically Fit Men to grow Gigantic in Height . Although, he missed being normal sized he decided to always do his best to make the most out of his situation . For example for a Weekend getaway him & his Wife Jenny decided to tour Warner Bros. During the Tour Jenny had Josh put her half way on the tower ladder platform so she only had to climb halfway up & down later. She actually enjoyed being able to look down at Josh when she reached the top for once in a long time. It's not like she was ever as tall or taller than Josh because, she's pretty short but, since Josh Grew into a Giant he's always towering over her even when laying down. So she couldn't help but, tease him for once that he actually seems small from her view. When Josh heard that he couldn't help but, take the opportunity to tease her back . This was the perfect opportunity to act like King Kong . He started hitting his chest, making roaring sounds, & acting like he's trying to grab up Jenny for a Snack! Jenny was a little annoyed at first but, quickly decided to play along by playing the damsel in distress! Egging him on more by saying " Hope the Big Bad Joshie doesn't get me ! Oh no ... he's gonna reach me !" She winked at Josh. Although, she'd regret that as Josh was smart enough to figure out a way to get her by climbing on top of the 1st Platform that connected to the 2nd as a Step managing to grab her! He started bringing her towards his mouth " You look So Good Honey! Good enough to eat even ! " he winked at her. She screamed for him to stop she didn't want her dress to get wet, or mess up her hair & make up. Just as he was about to put her in his mouth he pulls her away suddenly . " Just kidding Honey ! I know better than to do that to you . " he smiled at her. She was about to yell at him but, once she looked into his sparkling joyful eyes she decided to let it slide. So she just said " It's ok Josh. I know you wouldn't ! Love u Sweetie ! " Josh happily replied " Aww, I Love you to Honey ! " Before Jenny knew it Josh puckered his Lips & gave her a Kiss on the face. Although, he innocently kissed her face, he realized he accidentally got a little bit of slobber on her face & in her hair. He was so caught up in the moment that he didn't think about his Saliva getting in her hair . He really couldn't help it though since his Giant Lips were bigger than Jenny's Head. Plus, it wasn't like he never was going to stop showing his affection towards her! Whoever he did apologize to her not meaning to get her hair & makeup messed up.
Although, Jenny was pretty calm & handled it pretty well saying it was ok . Although, he knew he was close to being in trouble so he decided to book a romantic Dinner at a Exclusive Giant & Tiny 5 Star Restaurant that just opened up a few miles away from Warner Studios. He also would behave afterwards for most of the trip. Jenny got a couple Kleenex from her purse to wipe off her face & hair! She kept her cool knowing Josh was just trying to make the most out of his situation. She knew it was hard for him being a Giant & that one of the few things that brought him Joy besides her & their family was when he got to use his size to his advantage! A Fanboy of Josh captured a Pic of him playing around with Jenny at the Warner Tower. He tagged Josh & sent him the Picture he took. Josh messaged him back thanking him for the picture. Josh said Jenny calls those moments 'Attack of the Josh ' that he randomly likes to do when the opportunity arises which happens more when he's around something he could climb like skyscrapers , towers, or anything taller than him ! Saying it's one of the few fun things being a Giant can offer !
Once Upon a Time: ' Pain in the Ass '
In an Alternate universe / timeline 6'ft tall David Nolan a.k.a Prince Charming becomes the 1st Ever ' Light One ' that's a Magical Wizard stronger than any that have ever lived before including Rumplestiltskin The Dark One a.k.a Mr.Gold & Merlin! Rumple tried to stop this from happening by manipulating David into doing a Deed to Darken his Heart Forever but, failed. David proved to strong to become Evil so easy. After, a series of trials David becomes the Light One but, finds the amount of power made him Grow 30' tall! After, David strips Rumple of his Dark One Powers permanently. David was really Pissed w/ Gold to the point where he could kill him but, heroes don't kill! Although, it doesn't say anywhere about Heroes don't take prisoners. So David decides since Rumple's been such a Pain in the Ass since he meet him for his Family & Friends he should be under his. David bounds Rumple in a Magical Light making him float up towards a telephone pole & then teleoports right in front of him w/his Giant Jean Clad Bubble Butt facing Rumple. " Since, u've been such a Pain my Families & my's Ass's since Day One I think it's only poetic you meet mine! " David laughs shaking his Butt at Rumple's Tiny Body. " So since you need to be kept under strict surveillance I can't think of a more perfect place to know where you're at & what you're doing than making you my New Seat Cushion! Oh, don't worry... I made your Body pliable so you won't get squished under my Big Ol' Ass! ' David says grinning. Just then David felt his stomach gurgle. " Speaking of my Ass I Guess the Burritos from Granny's Diner's not agreeing w/ me! This is actually perfect timing as you're about to experience one of the things you'll be dealing w/ daily as my Ass Cushion. Get ready Old Fart cause here comes Mine! " David says smirking. Suddenly Rumples hair's blown back by the Loudest & Longest Fart he's ever heard. Once David finally figured out how to get his normal height back he shrunk Rumple to just 1" tall to continue being David's Seat/Fart Cushion.
