Just Random Stuff Cuz Why Not - Tumblr Posts

Somebody: How bored were you tonight?

Me:

(don't mind the text it was the 50th birthday of a relative)

(also don't mind the random stickmen after 2h I didn't know what else to draw)

Humans are so fucking high maintenance.

Yes.

Although we are called "space-orcs" in a lot of science-fiction designs and stories on tumblr alone, and although we may be very dangerous predators who are on the top of the food chain, have incredibly high survivability and endurance, can literally outrun our prey, are the only highly intelligent life on our planet, consume poison for pleasure (Capsaicin, Pepper, Caffeine, various drugs & medicines), and so on, despite all that:

We are high maintenance. For only survival, we are not, no. But in order to live somewhat proper and without much problems, yes.

I was preparing my breakfast, lunch and snacks for the next day this evening, because I had a 12h day coming up (8h school, 1.5h training and the rest walking/public transport), and for these average 12h a day I had to pack in a total weight of 1.5kg of food (with the weight of the container) and 0.75kg of water, and I'm using a small bottle. Without that, I'd go hungry, and would not be able to put in as great efforts as with it.

Hydration generally. Humans need 1-2l water per day. And we, although our entire body relies on microbiological cultures, are heavily susceptible to bacterial infections by dirty water. We need at least 0.5l of clean water per day. Minimum.

Speaking of minimum, our bodies require 6-8h of sleep a night to work, function and focus properly and have enough energy, depending on age and physical constitution. I mean fair enough, nobody in my age group actually gets that much, but that brings clear and mostly negative symptoms with it, aka problems like chronical tiredness, lack of focus, weight gain, susceptibility to illnesses, etc.

Those were just three examples. I could go on about how our muscles, joints and bones are prone to simple injuries, how much we need to look at which nutrients we comsume in which amount to avoid any deficiency, how we can literally develop ilnesses that k*ll us in our psyche/how we are vulnerable to our emotions and thoughts, how one third of worlds population had to get shaped metal rods in our mouths to adjust our teeth because our mouth is too small-

I can go on. But I think my point is proven.

We are badass, compared to other animals. We can be the scary predator. But we are also high maintenance, despite everything.

Same here, so ask away!

Ain’t got stuff to do so

Bc of this and bc I knew how you would react, so, it was worth it lmfao

Okay, fair enough XD

I have enough of a nitpick personality to survive half of these trials anyways lmao

I stand with what I said XD

(also you‘ll be next, so be prepared)

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :3

Another one? Sure =D

things that make me happy are

spending time with a certain friend of mine

looking at the stars

taking walks

cuddling with animals

cooking & eating

\(^°^)/

the one thing I've always wanted to be let's gooo!

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

ok this is cute af

tags:

@/anyone who wants to

Look up your name in the gifs and show the first gif that comes up

@absurdumsid @inka-boi @childofthest4rzz @tobi-draws @largefound

Demon Deals

Uhh, now it awfully makes sense my dnd class is supposed to be a warlock lmao

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

ok this is real cool

ok nvm the results XD

(thanks for tagging me!)

@hit-tab @willowwilberttree @lis-zhuk @save-the-villainous-cat @milkie2 (no pressure! and sorry if you already did this, I didn't double check)

and anybody else who wants to join!!!

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

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doing a school project while listening to music, and this happened:

*Chiquitita by ABBA is playing*

"Chiquitita, you and I cryyy~"

Me: Oh you're also doing programming homework?

My dad who overheard: *dies of laughter*

When you're multitasking so hard you're working on two school projects, eat dinner, call classmates about one of said projects, and feel anxious about the EU-election all at the same time-

-then you know you're gonna pull an all-nighter lmao

School. Why.

I had a school internship for two weeks at a professor's work/research group, and the day before my first day, the master student that was taking care of me returned from vacation.

She was in the lab for approximately 15 minutes, having only slept 3h and just met me, and the prof came to her and was like

"heyyy so how about you hold this report about your research on that meeting in two weeks? Alright thank you bye!!!"

and disappeared and she just stared at the door, at the calendar, at me, and sighed deeply.

"Yeah alright I dunno how I'm gonna do that but anyways, here's the protocol for transfoming cells-"

and I was barely able to hold my laughter but at the same time I felt so sorry for her XD