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,,Watch out here comes my arrow
It flies super fast, makes sad everyone
Watch out here comes my arrow
Now Baldr sucks
And Loki is the one"
-Probably Loki, during Baldr's death
...of half of the Universe.
The feeling when you succeed to save third of your people from your own sister but after that came up some purple jerk and kills half of the third of your people and then he makes dust from half of the half of the third of them ...and therefore, my dear children, fractions are taught in schools.
When you have shawarma and whiskey on the same day and you feel like Tony Stark.
Why did Eru create Arda? Because he didn't have Netflix...
Irony of fate is when on Spotify free starts playing ,,You Can't Always Have What You Want".
me: ( I've failed to blow a soap-bubble in a shower ) “That's so sad... Alexa, play ,,Thanos likes bubbles"
Feanor was the first, who predicted the end of Infinity War.
Maeglin is just a tragic victim of cousinzone.
Someone: I've heard you have some handicap. I'm so sorry... but what kind of...?
Me: yea... I'm dis...
S.: oh, like dysgraphic?
Me: no... like disaster
