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The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 1
Carter: THAT'S IT! I'M SICK OF THIS!
Percy: Sick of what?
Carter: I've been around just as long as Percy & yet me & the other magicians still don't get as much recognition!!!
Percy: Dude, that's not true! So many people remembered the time you....or how you...
Sadie: Exactly! We've been doing this for too long and there's only one way for the tables to be flipped!
Jason: Go on more adventures?
Magnus: Call Rick up?
Percy: Mess around on Tumblr?
Sadie: No, no, and god no!
Carter: We're gonna do the big thing that helped Percy gain his recognition!
Percy: Blow schools up?
Carter: WE'RE TAKING OUR STORIES TO THE BIG SCREEN!
Percy: Wait, what?!
Sadie: That's right! WE'RE MAKING A MOVIE!!!!
*The Kanes walk out dramatically!*
Magnus: *Confused & worried* ....They're doomed, right?
*Percy faints*
Magnus: I'll take that as a yes.
*To be continued*
The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 4
Magnus: Okay, so we're still doing this stupid thing?
Percy: Pretty much. We can't let this happen.
Jason: Why do we have to get involved? We haven't even gotten our own movies!
Annabeth: Because shut your mouth, that's why. Let's go.
*A ball of fire smacks right next to the group, causing them to fall to the ground*
Magnus: HOLY MOTHER OF-!!!
*Horus appears*
Horus: The Kanes called. They said stop screwing up their movie or they'll call for more help.
Percy: Pfft! HA! Them and what army!
*All of a sudden, a horde of magicians and Egyptian gods appear, weapons in their hands and malicious smiles on their faces*
Percy: *Smiling nervously* OH!...That army!...crap.
Magnus: WAIT! WAIT! DON'T KILL ME! I HAVEN'T EVEN MADE OUT WITH ALEX YET!
Nico: Percy, if we die, I'm kicking your ass in Tartarus.
Jason: Same.
*To be continued*
Raise your hand if you want me to make a Riordanverse version of “I’ve Got a Dream”?