Bro This Blog Is About To Become One Of My Favorites Blogs Karkat With A S/o Whos Too Chaotic For Their

bro this blog is about to become one of my favorites blogs karkat with a s/o who’s too chaotic for their own good

Oh no, why? I can’t write oh no.

KARKAT VANTAS WITH A CHAOTIC S/O

Jesus Christ. Do you know how many times he’s had to stop you from coming at literally anyone with a sledgehammer? Because I don’t.

He has to keep you in check. All the time. Most of the time it’s him yelling at you to not do something while you continue to do it.

He scolds you whenever you’re done. Don’t get me wrong, he loves you and doesn’t want to see you change, but he’s so worried.

He’s like an old grandma. If trolls had grandparents

He has to help you sleep, make sure you eat properly, and make sure you don’t fucking die.

He’s basically the blue person and you’re the red person after red person gets into a fight and blue person is stitching them up while telling them how stupid they are and then they kiss at the season finale because red person is going to sacrifice themselves.

Yeah

You’re that.

There’s literally things in your room that make him scared to go in- WHY DO YOU HAVE A GIANT SCCOBY DOO PLUSHIE?

He’s mostly happy that you don’t have major injuries. He’s learned the hard way that you won’t sleep unless he’s holding you.

He knows you get very excited by everything, but once in a while please calm down?

He gets wrapped In whenever you’re doing something chaotic and stupid like

“Hey karkat wanna ride the trains like in subway surfer?”

“LIKE IN WHAT?!”

“It’ll be fun let’s go!”

“NO WHAT BACK OFF.”

Yeah fun times.

Hi! I love your blog and I wanted to ask something if that's ok 🥺❤️✨ Could you maybe do yandere zebruh hcs but he is very touched starved and so if his love interest? THANK YOU FOR HAVING THE BEST BLOG ON HERE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I only do this because I TRUST you wont show my TikTok, also me and my friends got excited when you found me so eyo

❤️Yandere Zebruh Codakk with a touch starved s/o🖤

He’s already very unstable to begin with so the second you come to him for affection he’s over the moon! No ones ever wanted to touch him! Not even his Lusus! He’s so so so excited. He can’t wait to hold you in his arms and protect you for anyone!

The first time you ever approached him for affection was nerve wracking. He slowly crept towards you, scared to make a wrong move, scared if he did youd disappear and never come back.

He crept towards you and cautiously wrapped his arm around your shoulder. If you let him continue he’ll be all over you in seconds. Crying into your shoulder and holding on to dear life.

You wanted to touch him. You wanted to be around him! That made him so happy! So so so happy! Finally! Someone! 

He’ll began to obsess over your touch. He wants to hold you every second of the day. Kissing your hands, neck, arm, legs, whatever he ca. Get his hands on. As long as you’re in his arms, he’ll be euphoric!

He doesn’t let go, not for a long long time

“♠️Oh red love you want to touch me? That’s so perfect! Because I’ve been waiting to touch you for a long time! Come on! Let’s cuddle!🖤”

Yooo what about Dave asking out his s/o? this blog is really good aha I love your writing :)

Fuck yeah I have three things to work on. Life is good

Dave strider asking out headcannons

Oh fuck, smooth? Absolutely (not) this fucking dude holy shit this fucking Dude.

He’s not smooth at all

Sure on the outside he’s calm and collected but on the inside, he’s cumbling

His thoughts are plagued by you and not long after his subconscious writing about you in his raps which just makes him MORE embarrassed

He always leaves and extra straw in his apple juice just for you, ya know. Just in case you want to ironically drink from his cup. Ironically.

His confess is really sweet actually. He asks if he can fly you up, aka, uses his weird god time powers to fly you up.

He almost drops you, cause he’s sweaty.

He flys you up and ends up slipping so now you’re both falling. He grabs you ends up confessing while he’s apologizing.

Stupid poopy head

You had to hug him and tell him it was alright

He doesn’t even kiss you. He just runs to tell Egbert

I have another request, kind of connected to my last one! Hm.,, How do you think yandere Kankri would react to being chained up by his s/o in his sleep? My idea was s/o got paranoid abt him lying abt loving them after they killed his friend(s), but really it can be whatever you'd like! ♡ I'm just curious how you think he'd react to it - would he reassure them? Feel offended by their distrust in him? Get excited about them being extra possessive? The possibilities are practically endless y'know?

Yandere Kankri Vantas with a protective S/9, the sequel

The chains were on perfectly. Not tight enough that he wouldn’t be able to move but not loose enough that he could run and hurt you or himself

You paced the room. This was wrong, you’ve already killed his friends. There’s so way he’d leave you.

He loved you

Of course he did, why did you have to go and mess shit up!

Oh no. He’s waking up. Oh no.

“Darling? Where am I?”

He looked at his wrists. Then he looked around the room. He looked at his disheveled clothes, and then finally at you.

“You were lying to me! You said you weren’t going to leave! But I know you don’t love me! Who would ever love a monster like me?!”

“9h darling? Is that all? Y9u’re s9 cute when y9u’re jeal9us. Y9u went t9 all 9f the tr9u6le just t9 keep me with y9u? Even when I wasn’t planning 9n leaving? 6ut sense y9u sh9wed such distrust in me, unchain me please.”

You unchained him and went in to hug him. He pushed you away and walked out of whatever shit hole you were keeping him in.

You tried to get him to say something to you, anything! But he just ignored you and walked right out of the room.

This is y9ur punishment darling. Until y9u learn t9 trust him, he’s g9ing t9 ign9re y9u. S9rry.

You should’ve had more trust in your matesprite.

S9rry darling.

you know what It’s angst time,,, vriska seeing her s/o murdered right in front of her? yeah ❤️

Oh no❤️ Also you weren’t specific so I’m gonna go with a failed dying on god tier bed, like Terezi did to Dave.

Vriska Serket watching her s/o die

Oh no

She had to get to you. As soon as possible. She could fly very good after all, she hadnt been flying for a long time

She knew it was your turn now. You were both going to become gods together! You were going to be matesprites for life!

But wait. She had reached your quest bed but. You weren’t there.

Where were you... oh no.

She watched a your jack killed you right before your quest bed, your head came clean off. And then he was gone. Like he hadn’t killed the most important person in Vriska’s life.

Jack stole the light of thief of light.

She froze, no, she must of just misseen. You were so much stronger than him. You couldn’t have died.

Oh no. Oh gog no. Please no.

She flew over to you as fast as possible.

You had to be okay. You had to!

You were her matesprite and she doesn’t date losers who die right when victory was right there.

But when she got closer she knew it was true, her timeline was doomed, you died. You were gone. She put your head and body not the quest bed and begged. Begged for anyone to let you acend

Nothing

A blinding light engulfed the planet and then nothing. It was pure darkness

Her light was gone.

Vriska became more closed off. She never left your planet. She never answered any of her friends, or even the humans who pestered her.

She was alone now, truly and deeply alone. They stole her light.

Why did you have to die? :::’(

Karkat kissing head canons;; 😼👍

I hate karkat BUT I will do this. Because I hate him.

KARKAT VANTAS KISSING HEADCANNONS

He smells like shit

He doesn’t shower🤢🤮

I don’t like him.

He probably doesn’t know how to kiss. He acts like he does, he thinks watching people kiss counts as knowing. He’s a “romance expert” after all

When he first went in to the kiss, it was the least romantic thing ever. You were trying to eat your food and he was like “OH BOY SMOOCHING TIME”

And he went in for it. You ended up falling with him awkwardly clanking your teeth together as he tried to kiss you and “seduce” you.

It didn’t work. He hid in his respiteblock for a few days because he was so embarrassed and ashamed he failed that kiss. The second he came out terezi bothered him and called him dumb. Cause like “WHO COULD FUCK UP TH4T B4D!”

He wanted to apologize but it just ended up with you guys properly kissing. It was actually somewhat sweet.

You’re the one who mostly starts the kisses cause he’s still embarrassed by that first kiss. He loves kisses that don’t evolve him clanking teeth with you.

Like a small sweet forehead kiss. Or something

He’s dumb and poopy.

No one:

Him: EYO 🔇🔇I DIDNT 🔇FUCK UP 🔇THAT KISS 🔇EYO 🔇🔇I DIDNT 🔇GET TEREZI OUTTA🔇🔇🔇 HERE