Kfc. - Tumblr Posts
Okay reblog with what fast food chain you hate (don't say Chipotle because rhey are homophobic or whatever it has to be petty/and or silly maybe you hate the food or uniforms or whatever)
a random fact about my family is that my great great uncle actually made the original fryers kfc used and somewhere there’s a picture of my grammy sitting on the colonel’s lap
SURVIVAL OF THE FAST-FOOD FITTEST.
THIS IS THE REAL HUNGER GAMES Y'ALL.
Colonel Sanders on General Hospital
This is an unusually balm story arc.
just like they’ll remember the face of the colonel from the commercials
oh wait
Yall how do I eat in another kfc while being aware about this knowledge
the story of kfc fucks me up man. the colonel founded this gas station that expanded to restaurant, the chicken at the restaurant gets popular, makes KFC, it gets big and he sells it to a corporation for a lot of money. realizes he got sorta scammed out of the true worth of kfc so tries to get more money and they refuse and the courts side against him. then he starts a new chicken restaurant claiming the corporate people were not making chicken to his standards and kfc sued him because kfc owned the colonel's likeness and the courts agreed. a corporation owned this man's name and appearance. he wasnt allowed to use either, thus legally erasing his reputation making it harder for him to get taken seriously in any food venture. the man, to the day he died, was going into kfc's and throwing fits because the food had fallen into such bad shape he hated it was associated with him. and it's like, whether he's a bad man or a good man or whatever, a corporation owned his identity, stopped him from using his reputation and identity in other businesses, and refused to acknowledge his outrage that they changed his recipes and still attributed it to him. this is literally the obnoxious plot of a jay and silent bob movie, but it was this dude's real life. what the fuck.
Feeder R, 4kg gain
Getting ready to meet the feeder, he says he can get me to gain 4kg
We think our 1st stop should be KFC, but wants to make sure everybody knows what a fat pig I am. As we leave the hotel this hot muscled man tells me that going to slap and rubbing my gut in public so everybody can see what a greedy pig I am.
We walked into KFC, in the westend of London. He was telling everybody how fat I am and flexing his muscle. The line for KFC was so long. When got to cashier he ordered. Kept saying that the water was for him.
Deluxe Boneless® Feast with 12 pec of chicken
Popcorn Chicken
4 chips
Zinger Town Burger
Coleslaw
Cola
water for him, he not allowed to get fat!
The line was so long for food, I want to eat and get feed. As we waited around he kept slapping my gut in front of everybody. I really just wanted to get back to my hotel room, so the feeding could start!
the pig having fatty chicken pushed into his fat face!!
The feeder slapping that fat belly, thats resting on top of his legs
\I was getting so full, but wanted to show my muscle feeder that I would eat for him non stop, I would do what he wanted.
I need some belly rubs before the next part of the feed, the muscle guy taken me to the mirror so i can see how fat I'm getting.
could not believe how fat I have become, look his abs next to my fat! But I needed more, I need a lot more food to get this growing belly to the max.
I was starting to get full, but I had more to eat.. some one had to eat all them chips, and was not going to be the guy with the 6pack. But before I could eat more and had to suck on his nipples like a good pig!
after was a good hog and had all my food and ice cream he let me rub his abs, it was amazing. He kept telling me that next time I see him he would gain 5 kg of muscle and he wants me to put on extra 15kg of fat!.
sorry not sorry was too funny
"Chip is the kind of guy to dip his balls in KFC deepfryer" - @scrapchinchilla
Life in China #14 Milktea
Having tried out quite a few milk tea brands, I can confidently say that KFC does the best milk tea by far (yes I'm aware that there is an abundance of milk-tea and tea stores in China but KFC's just has that something)
I don't know why, maybe it's the simplicity or the almost-perfect sugar balance but whenever I want milk-tea I order from KFC, one of the many things that I will miss once I go back home, to a land of milktea-free KFC's.
the original image of the three was posted by shrimp-colored-glasses. i thought it’d be fun to play around with their colour palates and designs a bit.
i also did this
I felt like drawing them, i really kinda like how it turned out. three kids exploring the forest together
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I thought i’d add an illustration to this one, let me know what you think. i might add some others occasionally going forward
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does this count as dialogue heavy?
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