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She wants Sophie to monitor him purely so she can see the embarrassing moments of Keefe’s puberty experience

Spoiler alert: Gisela saying “embrace the change”to Keefe wasn’t actually about anything she’s ever done. She was talking about puberty. Everything since then has been an elaborate prank (the events of Legacy are the elven equivalent of Nickelodeon sliming someone). Keefe suffers from puberty and the placebo effect.


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1 year ago

SOPHIE FOSTER FAN CLUB, like the thing keefe runs :)

we have potterheads. we have riordanverse nerds. we have lunartics. why don't we have a name for kotlc fans?


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2 years ago
Keefe On The Quiche

keefe on the quiche


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10 months ago

Hot Take (spoilers?? for stellarlune)

I had to put my book down and run a marathon when Sophie decided on the name Hope for her Dagger like, I know that name was chosen for a reason but like its just so corny to me sorry


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4 years ago

fitz when he was looking for sophie: there’s nothing rich folks love more than going downtown and slummin’ it with the poor! :)


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2 years ago

I hc that Fitz and Keefe have the same relationship as Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson when they were in 1D no I will not be taking criticism.


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3 years ago

i haven’t even read unlocked yet (i’m on nightfall) but ik how it ends in relation to keefe.

i went in reddit and saw a theory abt how sokeefe would get together in book 9, and here’s my brief take:

- i want keefe leaving sophie make her realize her hidden feelings for him; whether it be on her own or by someone like grady/edaline or biana pointing out how upset she is (me isn’t it’s way more than she should be for a boy who’s betrayed her countless times). and then when she goes to find him, she’s like planning on telling him right when she sees him. (this could ALSO be a moment of realization for her if she ignores the previous thing i said abt ppl telling her abt her feelings for keefe being more than friends). so then it’d either be right here that she EITHER:

-kisses him and tells him she loves him

-hugs him and tells him she loves him

that’s right ppl i want SOHPIE to be the one who confesses first.

i think it’s only appropriate bc rn i’m reading nightfall and there was this moment where keefe was saying how he saw “the full foster picture of emotions” when she enhanced him in lodestar, and that he now knew the brain could feel emotions that aren’t the same as the emotions in the heart blah blah blah. and i interpreted that as him saying he found out in that moment that sophie in her BRAIN didn’t like keefe *in that way*, but she did in her HEART. and he won’t tell cuz she needs to figure it out herself... so it’s make sense if she came to the realization before keefe confessed his love for her.

or yk sophie might NOT go after keefe. or she does and he ends up sacrificing himself in some final battle.

but i don’t allow those theories in my brain so.

this is j me rambling at 2am but yeah!


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3 years ago

i haven’t even read unlocked yet (i’m on nightfall) but ik how it ends in relation to keefe.

i went in reddit and saw a theory abt how sokeefe would get together in book 9, and here’s my brief take:

- i want keefe leaving sophie make her realize her hidden feelings for him; whether it be on her own or by someone like grady/edaline or biana pointing out how upset she is (me isn’t it’s way more than she should be for a boy who’s betrayed her countless times). and then when she goes to find him, she’s like planning on telling him right when she sees him. (this could ALSO be a moment of realization for her if she ignores the previous thing i said abt ppl telling her abt her feelings for keefe being more than friends). so then it’d either be right here that she EITHER:

-kisses him and tells him she loves him

-hugs him and tells him she loves him

that’s right ppl i want SOHPIE to be the one who confesses first.

i think it’s only appropriate bc rn i’m reading nightfall and there was this moment where keefe was saying how he saw “the full foster picture of emotions” when she enhanced him in lodestar, and that he now knew the brain could feel emotions that aren’t the same as the emotions in the heart blah blah blah. and i interpreted that as him saying he found out in that moment that sophie in her BRAIN didn’t like keefe *in that way*, but she did in her HEART. and he won’t tell cuz she needs to figure it out herself... so it’s make sense if she came to the realization before keefe confessed his love for her.

or yk sophie might NOT go after keefe. or she does and he ends up sacrificing himself in some final battle.

but i don’t allow those theories in my brain so.

this is j me rambling at 2am but yeah!


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3 years ago

remember that trend where ppl kissed their crush/best friend at the beat drop of Electric Love on tiktok? yeah?

all I’m gonna say is imagine that but sokeefe. it could honestly be either keefe or sophie who sets up the titkok and initiates the kiss (my votes on keefe) but it would be incredible either way.


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3 years ago

do i want sokeefe to get together? obviously.

but if they get together and face any awkwardness like fitzphie did when they started dating i will close the book and not pick it up again.

in conclusion… i want them to get together at the end of the last kotlc book and then have an epilogue in like 100 years when they are already married and there is no second hand embarrassment🥰

(ofc this is only if fitzphie’s relationship was a genuine attempt by shannon messenger at a cute couple…. if it was meant to be that awkward and bad so that later on sokeefe as a couple could highlight how little chemistry was truly present and it meshes rly well (ex:percabeth) than that would be fine)

ya feel?


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3 years ago

do i want sokeefe to get together? obviously.

but if they get together and face any awkwardness like fitzphie did when they started dating i will close the book and not pick it up again.

in conclusion… i want them to get together at the end of the last kotlc book and then have an epilogue in like 100 years when they are already married and there is no second hand embarrassment🥰

(ofc this is only if fitzphie’s relationship was a genuine attempt by shannon messenger at a cute couple…. if it was meant to be that awkward and bad so that later on sokeefe as a couple could highlight how little chemistry was truly present and it meshes rly well (ex:percabeth) than that would be fine)

ya feel?


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3 years ago

you ever think how it’s still 2014/2015 in kotlc world. sophie might be downloading 1989 on her iPod rn. “all you had to do was stay” af


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3 years ago

you ever think how it’s still 2014/2015 in kotlc world. sophie might be downloading 1989 on her iPod rn. “all you had to do was stay” af


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1 year ago

What if I don't ship Bronte and Emery

What if I ship Bronte and Terik


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