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She gets weirder every time I hear about her

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

seeing people ship stina and fitz and lava cake just made me realize how bad the content drought is h/j

they are literally biana, fitz, and Alvar

might?? YOU AREEEEE

One thing we as a society need to talk about more is the fact that elves only wanting one kid/not twins is super messed up and also extremely stupid.

The reasoning is the fact that the firstborns have the best genetics but this has been disproven. By Fitz being a telepath while Alvar a vanisher, and Tam and Lin being a Hydrokinetic and SHade. Thses are the ones that came in my head but like for the millenniums Elvin society has existed no one thought that MAYBE having more then one kid wasn't so bad. Like its not like the Songs and Vackers were the first and only siblings in Elvin society. In conclusion Elves are stupid

Alden to Alvar when he was younger /j:

@alden-dendrick-vacker

@alvar-not-vacker

🥺🎉

I think one reason Alvar joined the neverseen wasn't only the Vacker Legacy but also the fact his parents had more children (Fitz and Biana) Hes says this somewhere in Flashback BUTTTTTT

Having more then one kid in Elven Society is taboo, ESPECIALLY since the age gap proves that Alden and Della weren't initially going to have more then Alvar but for some reason that changed, immedialty all heads turned to the 11 year old since why would Alden and Della, beloved by Elven Society randomly decide to have more kids. It showed that Alvar, at least in society's eyes was, not enough and failed. Fitz and Biana's existence was a proof of Alvar's failure to be the perfect son, to the point that Alden and Della HAD to resort to more kids. And don't think Alvar didn't know this since Elves are SHADY. I know these people had Alvar crying at night from all those side eyes and whispers. In a way Alvar could never truly love his siblings. At least until he lets go of his pain ig. In conclusion Alvar hates his famiy for betraying them.

One thing we as a society need to talk about more is the fact that elves only wanting one kid/not twins is super messed up and also extremely stupid.

The reasoning is the fact that the firstborns have the best genetics but this has been disproven. By Fitz being a telepath while Alvar a vanisher, and Tam and Lin being a Hydrokinetic and SHade. Thses are the ones that came in my head but like for the millenniums Elvin society has existed no one thought that MAYBE having more then one kid wasn't so bad. Like its not like the Songs and Vackers were the first and only siblings in Elvin society. In conclusion Elves are stupid

I agree 100% Alden isn't abusive and hes trying his best but he involuntarily hurts his kids

ok that’s it I’ve seen so much Alden slander and Alden defenders and I’m about to pinch the next person who says ‘he’s a good parent’ or ‘he’s a horrible person’ like I swear. Look ok Alden sent not one but two of his children to the forbidden cities alone. It sounds like alvar was old enough that he’d be mostly ok but Fitz? He would stand in the same spot for one to two hours just watching some random girl and while so much of the fandom over exaggerates that making it sound like he’d be there for days or smth it’s still very dangerous especially for someone that young. In fact staying in the same spot is probably worse that moving around because that way no-one can tell if you’re being followed or watched. It’s still very dangerous and it’s a miracle he didn’t get kidnapped or smth. Secondly I think what literally everyone forgets is going to the forbidden cities is illegal, as in if you get caught you’ll probably be banished. And we’ve seen what the council does they’d probably have no qualms about banishing a 7 or 8 year old if they had years of incriminating evidence. What do you think would happen if Alden went to prison and Fitz got banished? Would Alden leave biana to start the search, because he knew how important it was? Would she agree not wanting to disappoint her father? Would she get caught to? Would the entire family be banished? Probably. Know you might be thinking after all that and countless other things that prove Alden is not responsible or even remotely well prepared for the position he’s in(that I will be making posts about by the way) why don’t I hate him? Because honestly, I get it. If you look at the way Alden puts his work before his family (whether that work is council provided or not) and the way he treats and raises his children almost as if he’s their mentor or teacher, rather than their father I think the answer becomes quite clear he doesn’t know how to raise a child or how to look after a family because he never wanted one. But before Fitz he was the golden child of the vacker family and everyone expected him to have kids and start a family and pass on his ‘pure genes’ as elves like to dub them. So he did. And now he has no idea what he’s doing. And I get that. Being shoved into a part you don’t want to play, that you don’t know how to play is so hard and it hurts when you see people getting hurt because of mistakes that you shouldn’t be making because you’re supposed to know what you’re doing but you don’t because people read you wrong and don’t understand that this isn’t what you were made for. And so to some it up: Alden was supposed to be the irresponsible yet cool single uncle who flies around in a private jet and tries to take you to see the titanic but your parents said no so he bought you a Lamborghini instead but society said no fuck you here have some meat sacks and handed him Alvar Fitz and Biana and now he doesn’t know how to un-fuck-them-up because god damn it Alden stop involving your children in illegal activities and treating them like your their your students or smth and everyone else could you stop shaming children for not reaching your ridiculously high expectations!

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

the jaw was NOT giving

HES SO UNATTRACTIVE IM SORRY

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Intro

Hi its umber

POOKIE @trix-up-my-sleeve

PEOPLE IG I LIKE

Neverseen - @neverseen-official

Fintan Pyren - @fintan-pyren

King Dimitar - @king-dimitar

Lady Gisela Sencen - @lady-gisela

Gethen Ondsinn - @gethen-inar-ondsinn

Alvar Vacker (despite what he says) - @alvar-not-vacker

Vespera Folend - @vespera-neci-folend

Ruy Ignis - @ruy-tonio-ignis

Rayni - @glimmer-rayni

PEOPLE I HATE

Sophie Foster - @therealsophieelizabethfoster

Fitz Vacker - @fitz-avery-vacker

Keefe Sencen - @keefe--sencen

Dex Diznee - @dex-the-smart-one

Sophie's Unicorn, Apparently: - @therarestprattlespin

Tam Song (There are two) - @tam-shade-song and @tam-song-the-shade

Biana Vacker - @sparkles-make-anything-better

Linh Song - @linh--song

Marella Redek - @shut-up-i-will-burn-you

Maruca Chebota - @the-only-maruca-chebota

Stina Heks - @im-just-cooler

Wylie Endal - @flasher-boi-endal

Amy Foster - @amy-rose-foster

Jensi Babblos (There are also two) - @jensi-babbles-lots and @not-a-drooly-boy

Mr. Forkle - @norwegian-trickster-god,

Magnate Leto- @magnatetheleto

Alden Vacker - @alden-dendrick-vacker

Black Swan - @black-swan-official

Physic (Livvy Sonden) - @psychic-physician

Quinlin Sonden - @quinlin-sonden

Sandor - @igowhereyougo

Elwin Heslage - @elwin-at-your-service

Edaline Ruewen - @edaline-ruwen

Squall - @the-prettiest-ice-cube

Ro - @hunkyhairs-backup

Della - @yourfavoritevanisher

The ratio of people ig I like to people I hate is so funny

My toxic trait is thinky Im too sexy to go to jail

Pain is your fav being hc as a pedo

"YOU TORTURED AND MURDERED INNCOENT PEOPLE!"

god forbid women do ANYTHING these days smh

AITA FOR TORTURING 2 TEENAGERS

I (? female) tortured two teenagers (16m and 14f) for some info last Tuesday, in which I broke her hand bones and used my shade shadowflux to fill the girl's head with voices and her hand with echos as well as putting some in her friends leg and hand which severely ruined their mental and physical health. Aita?

I think despite being one himself, Alvar would be terrified of Millennials

dont want to be annoying but i feel like shannon made a whole new story half way

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I’m sick of the American political machine and how it relates to Christianity today. I’m tired of Christ being wrapped up in culture war garbage. I’m over liberals insisting Jesus was some progressive lefty and conservatives claiming you’re going against the Bible by not voting for Republicans/refusing to worship at the altar of Donald Trump. I’m sick of lesbian priests and rainbow flags draped over churches and shaming towards married couples for not having 6+ kids and dunking on working moms. Where is any of this in the Bible? Where is God in all of this? How is participating in tribalism orchestrated by the Elites spreading the Gospel to the world? When did we start letting Fox News and random Twitter liberals dictate what “Christian values” look like?

when nobady got I know Panera mac n cheese got me

Umber is pookie

remember how Alvar is a slut with three girlfriends?! well you're wrong!! he is totally polyamorous!!

Is it a crime i like fitz better

would anyone here rather hear about fitz's adventures in the forbidden cities than keefe? not because i like fitz better but because there's a lot more and i think it'd be interesting and fun

sigh i suppose we, as fanfic authors, have to do everything ourselves *creates a new google doc* /j