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2 years ago

What if...

I finally watched Bullet Train despite my immense disliking of Brad Pitt and safe to say I absolutely loved the movie. Lemon and Tangerine absolutely stole the show with their Thomas the Tank Train Engine related bickering. I was also watching John Wick and thought:

What if Bullet Train and the John Wick series was in the same universe? What if John Wick was on the actual bullet train?

Everyone would probably be dead, and MAYBE he would have seen straight through the Prince's manipulations on the train.

I can just imagine how the interactions between the twins and John would go with him being confused as to why Lemon keeps classifying people as trains.

I see him getting along with Ladybug with the man's attempts to be a pacifist, but ultimately fails by killing people on 'accident'. I saw a post and I think it's because he is extremely well trained and experienced that he was sort of giving them a 'do you really want to fight me?' but that is another talk for another time.

I am sure that the Elder and John would get along very well, the Elder would more than likely give John the best advice. That would extend to Yuichi who did everything to protect his son Wataru while being blackmailed while John would do anything for his dog (and preserving Helen's memory)

Thanks for listening to my TED talk.


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1 year ago

POSSIBLE LEMON AND TANGERINE NAMES/BACKSTORY

OKAY SO FIRST OF ALL HAPPY EID MUBARAK TO MY FELLOW MUSLIMS AND i have just watched bullet train like a few days ago and it ICKS me that i do not have lemon or tangerine's NAMES and their BACKSTORY, so i was thinking i would share my headcanon for how they became brothers and their names and such. first,, their backstory.

OKAY, so i would like to think that they were somewhat FOSTER KIDS, and they had the same foster parents because THAT WOULD BE SO SAD AND CUTE AND I JUST LOVE IT. then they became friends/brothers and grew up to become assassins. the assassins part i don't really have any ideas for, but i would love to hear some thoughts!!! second,, their names.

HOLY HELL, I READ SOMETHING ON REDDIT THAT WHAT IF LEMON WAS OBSESSED WITH THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE BECAUSE TAN WAS NAMED THOMAS AND LEMON JUST LIKED TO ANNOY HIM WITH IT, AND I THINK THAT IS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE LIKE HANDS DOWN, TANGERINE IS NOW THOMAS TO ME. for lemon, i would like to think he was a percy(let's be real he does look like a percy). however, if i were to not go off on thomas the tank engine, i would say tangerine looks like a solid james and lemon looks like a peter.

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS I NEED IT


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2 years ago

I felt that review on so many levels, the accuracy of it all 😔😔😔😔😔

stuff i liked about bullet train (2022)

a semi-exhaustive list of my thoughts when watching the movie in the theater and proceeding to freak out about it for more than a week straight

spoilers under the cut!

staying alive in multiple languages really scratches the itch in my brain

its so funky i cant stop thinking about it

THE TITLE CARD WAS SO PRETTY

AND THE CHARACTER INTRODUCTION SCREENCAPS WERE BEAUTIFUL IT LOOKED JUST LIKE A GAME

idk why but brad pitt actually looks like a ladybug in the movie

i cant place it but its just there in my mind

Bucket Hat Brad TM

the glasses were so cute

THE CITY WAS SO GOOD DAMN

THE NEON LIGHTS REFLECTING OFF THE RAIN PUDDLES WAS SO– *SCREAMS*

the truck that almost ran over ladybug in the first part was the same truck that lemon hit the prince with

from the moment i saw tangerine i knew everyone would be thirsting over him

i was right

BUT WHY DID HE LOOK LIKE A MONKEY WITH THAT BEARD THAT BOTHERS ME TO THIS DAY

the entire "17 kills" montage was so funky and fun i enjoyed every single second of it

Stuff I Liked About Bullet Train (2022)

@fatconut said they looked like a couple of youtubers streaming in this gif and i can't get it out of my head this is your fault

i saw on imdb beforehand that logan lerman was there and I MISSED THE FACT THAT LEMON PUT A PERCY STICKER ON HIS FOREHEAD

THAT WAS SO FUNNY

BUT AS A PJO FAN I WAS MAD AT MYSELF FOR NOT NOTICING IT AGH

lemon constantly infodumping and ranting about thomas the tank engine was something i related to on a spiritual level

that man is REALLY OBSESSED and i am here for it.

WHY IS THE PRINCE SO PRETTY LIKE I WAS SCREAMING AT HOW GOOD LOOKING SHE WAS

the schoolgirl outfit threw me off but she's committed to the aesthetic and i applaud her for that

the entire white death scene with him doing the revolver thing was so damn cool like oh my god

paired with the slo mo

im screaming

SO

CHANNING TATUM WAS RIGHT

ATJ LOOKED SO SO GOOD IN THIS MOVIE

like the scene where he gets off the train to confront the gang members as proof

and the camera was slowly spinning around

AND THE SLO MO??

i'm aroace but DAMN HE LOOKS SO FINE

it's so bonkers that everyone

and i mean EVERYONE

on the train is so good looking

like the wolf??? his outfit is so well planned

he has such a good sense of fashion

AND THE SCENE WHERE LADYBUG USES THE BRIEFCASE TO DEFLECT HIS ATTACKS

Stuff I Liked About Bullet Train (2022)

THE CHOREOGRAPHY WAS SO GOOD IN THIS MOVIE IT REALLY BLEW ME AWAY

on another hand, ladybug leaves a trail of dead bodies in his wake

and they were all mostly unintentional this is so funny to me

like imagine him going for a nice retreat in like hawaii or somewhere

and someone rats him out and it turns out to be one of the wolf's gang members or something

and then a coconut or pineapple just falls from above them and. clunks the bad guy in the head

it's not even intentional lmao

ladybug just wants to enjoy his life

he's so pissed over carver's stomach thing

let this man rest

tangerine definitely has anger issues

when ladybug kicked him off the train

"that door is closing" THE PUN

he's so committed and so pissed off at bucket hat brad

he literally screamed when he chased the train

AND THAT MAN HAD THE BALLS TO JUMP ON IT

no you don't understand he keeps surprising me every single time

my dad was sitting beside me in the cinema and he audibly exclaimed when tangerine cracked the window in like only 4 punches

that man is STRONG strong

THE FIJI WATER BOTTLE LMAO

WHEN LEMON WAS INTERROGATING THE PRINCE HE KEPT DRINKING THE SPIKED WATER

I WAS INTERNALLY YELLING FOR HIM TO STOP

the ladybug fight with the hornet was so fun

and it was kind of ridiculous how she died

but ladybug literally said "i got infected so you have to be infected too"

"i'm mansplaining again, sorry"

he knows his mistakes

ALSO. THE CINEMATOGRAPHY WAS SUPER CREATIVE HERE

LIKE

OKAY

THEY'RE NOT REVOLUTIONARY BUT ITS RARE TO SEE SOMETHING THAT FUN THESE DAYS

it's so funny to me how the elder uses his cane to pick up the briefcase and hand it to ladybug

either his knees and back are too weak since he's old (but he literally fought the white death with a sword so that's an unlikely reason)

or he's just into the wise old man aesthetic

i don't know

when the white death and his henchmen were waiting for the train at kyoto

the scene was so ominous oh my god

the fog

the music

the slow panning

it's such a strong contrast from the other stations

like the other stations were a bit plain and busy like a normal japanese subway

but the one in kyoto was entirely filled with fog and mist and you can't really see the ground and the land behind the white death

it was crazy

• RYAN REYNOLDS

all the plot points slot together so well

agatha christie would've loved this

the white death's wife was fridged in the most insane way possible

and her husband is super delusional

like dude

your wife died because of ryan reynolds and now you've hired multiple assassins to kill each other on a fast-moving bullet train

hollywood should really hire him to write their movies

this guy has some really good ideas

there's a snake in the toilet

THE FINAL FIGHT WAS SO INSANE

THE ELDER'S SWORD WAS SO SHARP IT LITERALLY CUT THROUGH THE SEATS AUGHDJGH

HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO BLASTING THROUGH THE CINEMA SPEAKERS AT FULL VOLUME REALLY SOLD IT

IT WAS SO GOOD I REALLY WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN

I WAS SUPER HYPED

AND THE PART WHERE THE TRAIN HURTLES OUT OF CONTROL AND EVERYTHING WAS FLYING

YOU CAN TELL THEY SPENT SO MUCH TIME WITH THE CGI BECAUSE IT LOOKED SO GOOD

I WAS SUPER IMPRESSED BY THE FIGHT SCENES DAMN

unfortunately they've caused thousand of dollars yen in property damage

like honestly

who would pay for all this

(the elder, probably)

and then the white death was giving his entire speech

with the prince's gun

and i was like

OHOHOHO GO FASTER

TRY TO SHOOT LADYBUG

I DARE YOU

it was so satisfying when it backfired because he deserves it

BUT A CHUNK OF HIS HEAD LITERALLY GOT BLOWN OFF AND I WAS LIKE WOAH

THE LEMON/TANGERINGE REVENGE SCENE WAS SO SYMBOLIC BUT AT THE SAME TIME SO FUNNY

LIKE IMAGINE RUNNING OVER A GIRL WITH A MACHINE GUN WITH AN ORANGE TRUCK

Conclusion: i love this movie way too much and i don't plan on stopping soon


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2 years ago

That one scene from Home Alone two but I switched Harry and Marv for Tangerine and lemon

Tangerine: "Where to next?"

Lemon: Well, your promised me you'd take me to the central park zoo.


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6 months ago
Bullet Train My Beloved
Bullet Train My Beloved
Bullet Train My Beloved

Bullet train my beloved😤🫶


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6 months ago

everyone moved on from them so quick i miss them everyday like they’re literally brothers and they’re so silly and supported each other all the time and i just-

Everyone Moved On From Them So Quick I Miss Them Everyday Like Theyre Literally Brothers And Theyre So
Everyone Moved On From Them So Quick I Miss Them Everyday Like Theyre Literally Brothers And Theyre So

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