Lan Qiren - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
I complied all the rules LQR broke on his first interaction with WWX in CR days:
Do not bully the weak.
Do not succumb to rage.
Do not disrespect the younger.
Do not take advantage of your position to oppress others.
Do not make assumptions about others.
Do not insult people.
Do not take your own words lightly.
Do not act impulsively.
Be careful with your words
Be easy on others.
Maintain your own discipline.
Do not hold grudges.
Discipline your own words and behavior.
Do not criticize other people.
Don’t be unreasonable.
Do not treat others with contempt.
Do not mix public and private interests.
And I assume more but those are the rules I found… as much as I love ‘good uncle LQR’ fics because a fic with that premise made me read MDZS; I can’t stand that hypocrite old goat.
I’ve always been curious: where do y’all be getting your list of Lan rules from??? I know some of them are named directly in the book, but there always seems like more in the lists than I remember reading about.
i really really want more modern cultivation au secret genius wei wuxian who just drops mind-blowing revolutionary theories and innovations anonymously under a stupid ass middle school pen name like yLlingla0zuxX
comical plot twist:
lan qiren has a secret hobby ever since he discovered the joys of Online Cultivation Forums, especially one where he can scout for people with Massive Potential and/or Brilliant Ideas and offer to help them formalize their ideas into actual Papers (or discover Horrible ones and send them better reference materials).
of course, Internet etiquette sanctifies anonymity so lan qiren doesn't press for personal information from the few brilliant minds he meets. he has a good instinct for identifying the younger ones from the tried and true experts, and this yLlingla0zuxX clearly is an esteemed veteran.
his methods may seem scattered, but lan qiren is Most Willing to Invest in the Time to help this esteemed cultivator get the merit and proper consideration his ideas deserve. under the very proper alias: GrandArchivist.
GrandArchivist reaches out to yLlingla0zuxX offering to help him flesh out his innovations so yLlingla0zuxX can get it published and patented as Proper.
yLlingla0zuxX is reluctant at first, but agrees to do it. he shares a gee doc link.
it takes a while, but - between lan qiren's initial bafflement at real-time collaboration and yLlingla0zuxX's erratic and rambling thoughts - they manage to publish it.
offscreen:
GrandArchivist reaches out to his nephew A-Huan how this gee doc works and if he's Sure it's not a bad virus or phishing scam link or anything. he opens the link to see. bulleted paragraphs??? paragraphed bullet points??? either way, the most horrible draft he's ever seen... typing itself???? a-huan, are you certain this yLlingla0zuxX has not hacked my computer?
time to rewatch the Untamed
(just a man helping his man)
(a babygirl)
(angry cutie)
(the literal worst)
(a baby)
(favorite uncle)
Lan Qiren, capitan of Training Department. Or Ice Queen of Corporation.
The Feather of Honor is a gift from one fiery person under the sign of the sun.
*During Cloud Recesses lectures*
Lan Qiren: Were is Wei Wuxian?
Lan Xichen: Doing stuff.
Lan Qiren: I don't like the sound of that. Were is Jiang Wanyin?
Lan Xichen: Trying to prevent Wei Wuxian from doing stuff.
Lan Qiren: And Nie Huaisang?
Lan Xichen: Trying to prevent Jiang Wanyin from preventing Wei Wuxian from doing stuff.
Lan Qiren: Of course he is. For that matter, why are YOU here? Isn't this the time you usually use to read at the library?
Lan Xichen: Usually yes, however right now I'm using this time to prevent you from preventing Nie Huaisang from preventing Jiang Wanyin from preventing Wei Wuxian from doing stuff, since the said stuff is my brother.
🏹🌟Mdzs Hunger Games🌟🏹
Part ~~ 3. Entitled~ it happened before......Maybe
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(A part 4 will come if I can't fit everything in one post)
Now.....
Hang on to your hats....
Bam! Reference!
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This is why alcohol is prohibited in the cloud recesses! To avoid accidents like this!
It pushes Shufu of the cliff, Wei ying of the cliff, then Lan zhan (who drank one cup) near a cliff, trying to save Wei ying 👌.
Drink responsibly guys 🤣.
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Chengyao chengyao chengyao!
Maybe he was protecting them😏😇🙃. Idk
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Dage's head is feeling something sus going on.
What fruit, Yaoyao? 🙄. Are they poisonous?
The guy is maybe just hungry, dage😂. But I'm not his lawyer, am I😅.
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Awwwwwwwww🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Xiyao xiyao xiyao xiyao 🕺🕺.
This happened during the Sunshot campaign 💕💘.
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Who put these two together? 🤣🤣
JC: Hanguang Jun, did you set up the tent?
LWJ: did you punch Wei ying in the nose again?
Then yes. The tent is up.
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To be continued.
What their drunk confessions would be like(Pt1)
A/N: Yay my first writinggggg! I’m thinking of making this into a series, with all my fave characters. Hope you like it!
Lan Xichen:
It was an accident; he didn’t purposefully get drunk like some of the others
It was after a hard week as sect leader, what with Wangji acting like a teenager and the constant harping of his uncle, he decided that he’d had enough
So, he decided to have a one drink, but one turned into two, which turned into three, until even with the strength of his golden core, he couldn’t filter it all
Then you came into his room
Now he’d known you for quite some time, with you being an inner disciple of the Lan sect
You’d come to bring him random news of comings and goings around Gusu
He had harboured more than friendly feelings for you for a while now
And so did you
But you never made a move since, you know, he was your sect leader and all
And he’d never made a move because he was in turns too shy and too afraid you only saw him as your sect leader
But now, in his drunk state, he could feel all the emotion rising up within him
You could see that he was drunk by the redness of his cheeks, but you said nothing because he was your sect leader
So you decided to just tell him the news and then leave
But as you turned to leave he asked you if you wanted a drink
And as we all know alcohol is prohibited in cloud recesses
But you said yes anyways
So he poured you a drink and you drank with him
When you put your cup down, you saw him staring intently at you, cheeks very red
“Y/N…” He whispered gently leaning towards you gently
As if to kiss you
But you knew better (or you though you did)
So you leaned away
After all, he was drunk, and taking advantage of that would be very un-Lan of you
So you got up to leave
But he got up too
“Y/N… There is something I have to tell you…”
He stood right in front of you and reached out to grasp your hands
“For a long time, I’ve been enamored by your presence. You are so kind and beautiful, and I have found myself to have fallen for you. It would make me very happy if you… reciprocated my feelings…” He whispered softly, looking deeply into your eyes
And for a moment, you wanted too to spill your heart out to him as well
But then you remembered that he was drunk
And the illusion shattered around you
You took your hands out of his grasp, failing to notice the look of heartbreak on his face at your actions
“Sect leader, you are drunk, you do not know what you are saying. You must rest well tonight. Sleep well”
You bowed gently and exited
Such a moment was too good to be true, you knew, but you would cherish it forever
Or so you thought
But back in the sect leader’s quarters, Lan Xichen was on the verge of tears
In his drunken state, he believed he’d just been rejected, and his heart was heavy with sadness
But he headed your words and lay in bed, sadness lulling him to sleep
The next morning, he still remembered what had happened
Such was the curse of Lan Xichen
Needless to say, he was very embarrassed (Not to mention heart broken)
He immediately went to apologize to you
“S-sect leader… Is there something I can help you with?”
“I have come to apologize for last night. I am sorry if I put you in an uncomfortable position. Such was never my intention” He said with a polite bow
“Its alright. We all say things we don’t mean when drunk”
Things he didn’t mean?
But he’d meant it all…
He’d already gotten this far, so he decided to go all the way
“I meant what I said.”
He had to set the record straight, or he wouldn’t sleep well
“E-everything? Even the stuff about l-love? And me?”
You couldn’t believe your ears
But there he was, the perfect, kind, gentle sect leader of lan was standing before you, looking embarrassed, confessing his feelings to you
Again
“Yes. I understand if you don’t feel the same way, but I needed to clear up the events of last night. I will stop bothering you now.” He said with one of his signature gentle smiles
But it was twinged with sadness
“Wait”
He turned around with something unmistakably similar to hope written on his face
“I-I feel the same. I just thought, because you were drunk… I dint want to take advantage of you. But if that is how you actually feel, um, I do too.”
You looked up at him, face feeling very hot, and palms very sweaty
But when you saw the look of pure happiness on his face, you knew that you’d done the right thing
Thank you for reading!
Lan Qiren with buns........ like the dad who really didn't want pets, but now he lets himself be bullied by them...
I have been reading a few fics with young Lan Qiren... A very serious looking kid. Plus uuuuh older bro Qingheng-Jun.