Legate Lanius - Tumblr Posts
// low tier but the idea came to me in a vision
I do not regret. Sailor Legion.
Caesar in a nutshell
God why
I like to think that if the courier sided with the legion, legionaries would have arguements over would win a fight, the courier that Caesar hired, or Legate Lanius. I imagine two legion recruits having a heated debate about this
"All im saying is that the courier could definitely beat Legatus Lanius in a fight, one does not simply rise through the ranks so quickly via mere luck!"
"How braindead are you? Lanius is Caesar's most feared general, that courier wouldn't stand a chance! Your just a fan of his because he saved you back at hoover dam, getting saved by a package carrier, how pathetic."
"You haven't even seen him fight! I have! He tore through profligates like paper! I saw him tear one's arm off! Bare handed!"
"So what? Lanius is so strong I have heard he could pierce even the strongest of armors with his sword!"
"Ha! Is mere hearsay the only evidence you have? Because I saw the courier punch a profligates head off! Not just any profligate mind you, but one of the profligates best! One of the ones with black armor."
"Well how about we ask someone else."
One of the legionaries turned to a legionarie who was eating
"You!"
"Hm?" The legionarie who was eating swallowed.
"Who do you believe would win in a battle Legatus Lanius or that random package carrier?"
The legionarie that was asked stared at them for a bit before answering
"Well I think that you two should be quiet and eat." After saying his piece he returned to his meal
The two legionaries who were arguing returned to staring at each other.
"This isn't over."
"I couldn't agree more."