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and it's all thanks to you that i survived
guess i'll say thank you for lending me your life
Falling asleep is the one goal you accomplish by pretending you’ve already accomplished it
Me throwing this into the group chat after saying I’m going to bed

ba de ya
Welp.

"Yep," he lies. So he has missed dinner a couple of times, no biggie.

"And you're still eating regularly? Besides your daily onion check, I mean."


BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 6.11
idk who needs to hear this, but your comfort character would love you.
Having a younger sibling is so much fun because I'm watching my mother have to force the answer to "What is Fred and what's a skittle about yourself?" and it's hilarious. My mother seems to be losing her mind over this assignment and my sister just keeps going "FRED IS FRED AND HE'S A WORM"
what do you mean i can’t brat? oh, you’re going to shove me down and make me suck you off? you’re going to hold me by the hair so i can’t pull away? oh nooooo
This is not very “you’re cargo” of him
