Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.
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Drinking Caesar Dressing From The Pouch Like A Gogurt
Drinking Caesar dressing from the pouch like a gogurt
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I would like to beleive that my dreams are prophetic and allat but I just had a dream in which I ate a silicone contact lens case in one bite without chewing and felt it slide all the way down my esophagus so unless I lose my absolute mind in the next few days I hereby declare that I do NOT have the gift of prophesy.
Excuse you I did NOT spill salt just now. I am merely salting the ground. Deliberately.
Me: Hello learned one, I seem to be suffering from an endless cycle of disfigurement and pain? Assist?
The Beautymancer: Your problem is a simple one. You have simply too much skin on your face and must remove it with a razor forthwith.
Dysthymia man, it wierds up your whole life even when its getting better. I was just feeling super off after an argument with someone, and suddenly something clicked.
"Oh! My ego is bruised! I have an EGO now! Wow!"
Progress, people, progress.