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Kaeya just brings Diluc a bunny, "This one is yours now!"
Diluc stares at him, like, wtf are you doing, shoves it back in Kaeya's face. "I'm not playing your games."
K: But I'm playing.
D: Take. It. Back.
K: Her.
D: What.
K: Her, not it. That's a living breathing creature! Treat her with care.
D: Take the fucker back. Now.
K: No can do. Look at that twitchy nose. She loves you.
Kaeya leaves (as far as Diluc can tell), and Diluc has no choice but to pull back the bunny. Holds it her tenderly. Brings her back inside. Kaeya watching through the window, like, yes, success.
D at bunny: If you eat my grapes, I will eat you back.
Kaeya brings another one. "This one's mine."
The vineyard is soon overrun with bunnies.
Kaeya, who of the two actually likes alcohol, just, "Damn, I played myself."
Diluc at Kaeya, "You are a fucker." But he's holding a bunny and giving it scritches.
K: You love the bunnies more than you love me.
D: Damn right.
Kaeya like, "Let's invite Razor and the wolves to help clean up this problem."
Diluc just, "Living breathing creature, Kaeya."
He's named them all. Got a whole family chart up on the wall. Adelinde helps him with it.
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the muse
me: here, a plot bunny. now you have adopted it
@circumference-pie: aggressive bunny adoption!
me: please, a fic with that as a tag
... and now we have this. you're welcome.
oh, but, don't actually feed your rabbits too many grapes? so says the internet.
How to spend the day better than slaying some anemo slimes in Stormterror's Lair together? Kaeya and Diluc are keeping Mondstadt safe in their free time ❤️
Do you think we will get a Windblume festival this year?
Happy Birthday Diluc!
Did I just get a new idea for 4433 because of a Luckae fanart and sent it to my beloved @jeezlo? YES