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Poly78. Poly78. Poly78.
Taka: Hey has anyone seen my top? Sayaka: Mondo's in the kitchen. Mondo: OMG NO.
(side note, Yashuhiro is NOT in the relationship, hes the idiot older brother friend.)
Hagakure: Lol im like the ultimate third wheel. Taka sitting on Mondo's lap: !!!! what no :(((( Why would you think that?? Sayaka cuddling Junko: what are you talking about???? Kirigiri making out with Celestia: That is not correct.
Taka: Whats that burning smell?? Leon: My desire for you baby ;) Taka: ...LEON THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE.
Makoto: Lesbians what is your wisdom? Celestia: World evil, titty nice. Kirigiri: g,,,,girl Sayaka: Kiss women <3 Makoto: Thank you lesbians.
(Everyone's either in a relationship or a qpp excluding Hiro.)
Taka wearing a dress: How do i look :) Celestia: Holy shit thats the ugliest thing ive ever seen. Taka: :( :,( Celestia: Oh not you dear, the thing beside you. Mondo: Fuck you.
So I made my weeb friend play Danganronpa for the first Time (CHAPTER 1 SPOILERS)
She loves to theorise btw
Here are the things she said:
- Ishimaru and Leon are cinnamon rolls
- Celeste is going to be the first killer (she switched between this and
- Toko is going to kill Byakuya
- Byakuya reminded her of Prince Average (from Red Shoes and the seven dwarfs)
- Chihiro probably acts the whole moe kawaii thing and she's going to end up cackling over everyone's corpses
- Junko's going to be the main character cause she's the most reasonable and down to earth
- Kirigiri is dead all along and probably a ghost (this Will became hilarious later)
- Hiro probably smokes weed
- Aoi is harmless and cute
- when it comes to Mondo she went between He is going to kill somebody later on to he only has a big mouth and is harmless altogether
- Hifumi dies
Me: How come?
Her: I want him to. Can we kill in this game?
- Sayaka probably manipulates Makoto
- (when the keys come up): Oh Mayonaise going to steal or switch the keys and murder us in our sleep
- (when Sayaka gets upset and knocks on Makoto's door): It's gonna be Sayaka and she will be like: "Oh no, I'm just so sad and scared Can I sleep with you? ÓwÒ🌸" and then murder him in his sleep
- She basically figured out 80% of the first murder beforehand
- at some point my two brothers joined us
Brother 1 (our friend's boyfrined): *askes us who each character that pops up is*
*Leon comes up*: Is that the dude that's going to die?
Me, trying to give her a spoiler free experience and startled cause my edgy gamer brother hates anime: Why do you think he's going to die?
Bro: 'Cause you were crying about him yesterday and screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOO" *Hifumi voice*
Me: 😳
👉👈 (I love the rebel rebel baseboii, okay?)
- Is Sakura a girl or?...
- (when Sayaka dies): Oh noooooo not heeeer : ( *the most sarcastic way possible)
- we spent most of the day playing Dragon papa so she've got pretty tired and unresponsive by the end
After Leon's execution: He didn't deserve to die! *Sad face*But Sayaka did 🙄
- she figured out 11037 a little later than I expected
- She didn't understood the class trial gameplay at first and tried to shoot the characters lol
- She didn't respond to the class trial much
- strategised who she should talk to to gain valuable information (she went to Kirigiri, Byakuya, Toko, Celeste first and she was about to talk to Junko when she died)
DR1 Cast as Things My Roommates and I Have Said: 2nd Year Addition
Makoto: Literally no one here is okay. This includes me. I’m not fine. I am very full of anxiety. Please help me.
Kyoko: You don’t have to be a detective to know that you’re a piece of shit.
Togami: Oh, we are WELL past the point of discovering I’m an asshole. You don’t get to be surprised.
Aoi: I really wanted dessert, but I didn’t have anything in the house… so I just went downstairs and ate an entire jar of sprinkles. Do you think I’ll die??
Mondo: *in the background, chanted without emotion* What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuc-
Chihiro: I am very frightened and would like to go home, and also a pinata. I have been good and I deserve one. That is all. Thank you for your time.
Ishimaru: Hey, y’all! I know it’s not cool to follow rules in this wasteland God has abandoned, but I must inform you that the laws of physics do still remain in place the next time you decide to attempt to throw an entire loaf of bread onto the balcony.
Sakura: I am not usually an angry person… but you, sir, fill me with an absolutely ungodly amount of rage.
Hifumi: Told a girl on Bumble that she looked like this one cat girl in an anime… no response so far, but I’ll keep you posted.
Celeste: I’m neither smart or hard-working enough to be getting an A in this class, but I am an incredibly good liar.
Sayaka: Can whoever is singing Taylor Swift’s “Haunted” in the basement this loudly at 2 A.M. learn to hit the notes? I don’t care about the noise, but girl, you ain’t doing this song justice.
Leon: Oh, come on! Do I look like the kind of person who people are going to care about if they died during this?
Hagakure: The stars said we’re either going to get to stay for another six weeks or we’ll be going home tomorrow… so… I’m honestly more confused than when I started.
Toko: I’m just going to stay in the library with my book and hope I die there!
Junko: *while clapping* Say it with me! Pretty! Girls! Can! Commit! Arson!!
Mukuro: *holding a knife* If you don’t stop being stupid, this is going to stop being called “the kitchen” and start being called “the place they found that dude’s body one time”.
I was never really a fan of self-inserts but this opened a door for me.
Some Self-Insert lore/memes for the soul....
you know that thing called "survivors guilt"?
Happy birthday Neagi ( his weave is a bit off lol)