Menstrual Period - Tumblr Posts
i learned that each woman spends approximately $5,600 on her period over her lifetime (x)
My mindset switches up so fast when I get my period like
"Y'know I get it. Adam and Eve were naive and were manipulated we can't hold that against them. You've got to forgive. Things happen sometimes-"
*gets my period*
"THAT APPLE BETTER HAVE BEEN FUCKING SCRUMPTIOUS! EVE WHEN I GET YOU! EVEWHENIGETYOU. WHEN. I. GET. YOU!!!!! ON MY WAY TO FIST FIGHT THE DEVIL I'M ALREADY DYING WHO CARES ANYMORE AHHHHHHHH"
I've seen so many short one shots of Lucifer on his period and I love them every time but I need something else
I need a fic of teenage Charlie getting her period for the first time and just going off on her parents
Lucifer cries, Lilith is trying so hard to help her, and they're both just repeating "I am so so sorry" as Charlie screams at them
They try to bribe her with her favorite things but she doesn't talk to them for a week after this