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I've seen so many short one shots of Lucifer on his period and I love them every time but I need something else
I need a fic of teenage Charlie getting her period for the first time and just going off on her parents
Lucifer cries, Lilith is trying so hard to help her, and they're both just repeating "I am so so sorry" as Charlie screams at them
They try to bribe her with her favorite things but she doesn't talk to them for a week after this
This should happen.. why is this not a fic♡♡

AU where Chloe writes starts to write poetry after one of her counselors recommends it. She hides this fact because most of it is about her mother leaving and her attachment to Adrian. She needs an outlet and feedback on it so she posts it online, maybe on Instagram or Tumblr.
Meanwhile Nathaneäl is struggling with Art block and his hunt for inspiration leads him to one of QueenBee-tch ’s poems about unrequited love. This leads comments and dms. And heated discussions about how healthy unrequited love is. Nath drawing things that were inspired by her poems. Chloe writing snippets inspired by his art. Both of them falling for each other and deciding to meet up once they find out they live in the same city. They decide not to send each other photos. Just meet up at a particular time wearing clothing that is told to the other one in advance for recognizing purposes.
They’d be 21ish and meeting each other after 4ish years and they’d be red faced and oh shit how do I react.
as a contemporary dancer with a sister who’s done ballet for ten years I am allowed to say that Nathanael Kurtzberg definitely takes ballet classes and Chloe Bourgeois is a contemporary dancer
(Generally contemporary dancers are over-dramatic and get frenetic if something they tried didn’t go to plan, because in contemporary every move counts and if you mess up YOUVE MESSed UP YOU IGNORANT FOOL, NO YOU CANT PLAY IT OFF LIKE IT WAS A FALL IT WASNT FUCKING GRACEFUL AND ABSTRACT ENOUGH)
Hear me out AU where the White Star is in the body of a child. Like his canon body died and he got reincarnated again just in time for plot.
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Cale: that’s the white star???
Fredo: *nodding his head* He’s trying to stay out of the spotlight right now due to his *ahem* current state
Cale: that’s a fucking child
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Cale adopts the white star and it’s the definition of ‘he don’t bite’ ‘yes he fuckibg do’
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ws trying to employ manipulation tactics
Cale: jokes on you buddy I fuckibg invented that shit now go take a bath istg