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i never have posted my face or anything on here but i’ve been told by a few mutuals to put this out there to let y’all know i also sing <3
3,576 words of nothing but smut... and I've only just begun >:)
Hey all! I'll be doing this for the month of February (as well as writing all past requests), so feel free to send one in! You can even combine multiple in your request if you'd like!
Though, please note that these fics may be shorter in length to help me catch up on non-event fic requests.
Hello, Fellowship! The time has come for bingo! Those of you who were here last February will remember the Sickeningly Sweet Romantic Cliches Board we did, and these will operate in the same way. However! You get a choice between more Sweet Prompts or something a little more Spicy ;)
You can play this a couple of different ways:
Try to go for a bingo within the month of February on either or both boards.
Or get your followers to send you asks featuring squares on the card!
Please be sure to use the tag #fotfics and submit your posts to be guaranteed to be put into the queue!
Boards are under the cut! Have fun and happy writing!
Im rewatching the extended hobbit today and i forgot how precious kili is. He is pretty. He is slighty intimidating/epic looking when he fights. He has a good sense of humour. He might find starlight cold and distant but he is pure sunlight trapped in a body. And his laugh...😢 He is so precious its not funny
(Also side note but kili starting to struggle with his leg and the poison and no one noticing at first :( poor baby)
YOU'RE SO RIGHT. I literally have rewatched An Unexpected Journey so many times just to analyze the behaviors and traits of each individual dwarf and I use the notes when I'm struggling with characterization!! here's some I have for kíli:
He's the youngest of the group, only around 10-17 when the attack on Erebor and major displacement happened, so because of that I imagine he either doesn't remember it or didn't grow up in Erebor
He's an optimist at heart, always encouraging the group to lighten up by placing his faith in others (we see this by him standing up for Gandalf and Bilbo at dinner)
"You forget we have a wizard on our side! Gandalf would have slayed hundreds of dragons in his time!"
He's so honest and genuine despite a bit messy (he compliments Bilbo's home, asking if he did it himself)
I hate to use this term but golden retriever energy
He even tries to speak up for Bilbo when they say he isn't very burglary???
He's so fiercely loyal to fault like UGH
I love him
Hii 😊 I'm new to your blog and extremely nosy so can I ask who are your fav dwarves? And lotr characters? Also just randomly do you have a fav middle earth location? (Mine is anywhere where boromir is hahaa and the shire)
I can't really pick a fav dwarf myself, they come as a set 🤣 but like if I had to pick strictly on attractiveness 👀fili lol no joke would marry him tomorrow if I could even if it was only for one day and then smaug incinerated me
Do you have any ships or crossover ships for the erebor gang? I don't really care for ships cuz I have a hard time visualising my fav with anyone that isn't me 😂 but, and listen I don't really know why, but I somewhat ship Captain Jack Sparrow and Kili.
The mere idea of Kili dandering on into the lonely mountain while Jack stumbles in after him like a drunk deer not used to solid ground, eyeing all the gold and poor Kili having to try introduce him to Thorin and Dis, Thorin so not approving bcuz Jack's probably got his pockets full of stuff that isn't his and Thorin can smell trouble and Jack fckin reeks of it, and Gandalf in the background almost dying on his pipe smoke because so help all of Middle Earth if he has to babysit those two complete morons. And y'know Kili aboard the black pearl during a storm absolutely entirely drowned on the deck ngl he'd make a pretty pirate. Ultimately I don't think they'd actually work cuz I can't see Jack wanting life on land and Kili would miss the dwarves and the mountains but its a fun almost ship
Anyways my lady apologies for my intrusion of your ask box and all the nonsense I've just left there but I cannot get the hobbit/potc out of my brain of recent, as mentally banjaxed as it is I have spent the past three days straight (it's been way longer than that shhh) imagining that I'm part of the company and Fili's wife 😅
woah, hello there and welcome to my blog! I'm glad to hear you're enjoying yourself :)
as far as my favorites of the dwarves go, I absolutely adore kíli, fíli, bofur and nori!! they're all amazing and I love the deeper look the production vlogs give you for them <3 I'm also a big fan of Frodo in particular, he's so surreal as a tortured character and I love his character arc throughout the movies.
if I could go anywhere in all of middle-earth, I'd definitely have to say Erebor and Rivendell. they're just absolutely stunning locations and I would do anything for the chance to witness such splendor! the shire is also a personal favorite of mine :)
as far as ships with the Erebor gang, I love Thorin and Bilbo. despite Martin Freeman not liking fans seeing queerness with his characters, he ironically plays queerness very well. though I'm not really crazy about crossover ships if I'm being honest, but definitely more power to those that adore them.
also, just a quick note that I'm not a lady! but I'm so glad you seem to be enjoying my work and my blog and it's always lovely to chat with those that enjoy things in common interest <3 daydreaming really comes in clutch when you wanna imagine marrying your favorite dwarf :)
I updated this playlist to have SO many more songs now if you guys wanna check it out
here’s my middle-earth playlist
i made a fun little playlist that was meant to give a cozy hobbit ambience, but lately i’ve been finding dwarven and elvish kind of vibe songs to add. anyways, i just wanted to share it with y’all if you guys were interested <3
Hi! I love your writing, would you be able to do prompt 5 "Please stop talking so I can kiss you." With kili? much love x
"traced feelings"
author's note: wow. it's short but this piece really brought me out of the abyss for a second. sorry I've basically dropped dead on the face of the earth when it comes to writing, but hopefully this is enough to feed you guys for now <3
Pairing: Kíli / Gender-Neutral Reader
Word Count: 1,226
summary: while you admire the view for your sketches, Kíli admires an entirely different view
content warnings: fluff
DO NOT REPOST OR COPY. MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT.
It was long sunny days like this where Kíli felt as though he could sit in the grassy knolls with you forever, the shadow of Erebor behind you two as you sketched little drawings of the nearby flowers in your book. This was one of the many times Kíli had met you here, enjoying the stillness with you in your favorite place to relax, and now your favorite place to come to because of a certain dwarven prince.
Sometimes, he’d ask you thousands of questions just to hear the sound of your voice mingle with the wind and grace his ears. And though he genuinely listened, it was hard for you to tell with the way he would gaze at you with a dreamy look in his eye. But you never could complain, not when you admired the way his eyes crinkled when he laughed or smiled. It was a precious time you two spent together despite the unspoken growing feelings you had begun harboring for one another.
Here you were with him, the clouds peppering the sky and giving you moments of breezy shade followed by the gentle winds from the mountain; Kíli had come soon after you had set up your spot under a tall oak tree, some water and art supplies by your side as you had come today to sketch and rest your mind for a little. Like clockwork, he had memorized your favorite times to come out and enjoy the sunshine. The flowers around you were in full bloom as they ebbed and flowed against the breeze, mingled with the weeds and grass.
“Did I keep you waiting?” He had asked before seating himself, laying the grass across you as he gave you a warm smile.
“Not at all, I was simply admiring the view,” you shook your head, turning your sketchbook around to show it to him. It was a simple drawing, still quite early in its birth, but it made him smile.
“Is that so? I could give you another view if you’d like,” he said, a teasing tone in his voice as he stretched out among the soft green grass. You laughed but kept your gaze fixed to your sketch to avoid blushing.
“As lovely as that would be, I’m not sure you could handle being my muse,” you replied with an amused voice, the soft scribbling sound of your pencil filling your mind as you carefully etched the softness of the flower petals into the landscape on your page.
“You wound me, Y/N,” he said, his hand coming to his heart to feign hurt. “And I thought we were friends, truly.”
“We are, Kíli,” you said. “Which is why I’m being honest with you.”
“Well, go on then. Tell me why I would make a terrible muse,” he spoke, pressing you for more information as he admired the way the wind played with your hair. Your gaze was still pressed to your drawing, which gave him plenty of opportunity to appreciate your beauty.
You chuckled, rolling your eyes with a slight scoff. “Alright then. For starters, you never sit still,” you began, speaking slowly in between strokes of your pencil. Now the trees and the little pond were coming into view on your thick page, the scene truly coming together as you outlined the clouds in the background. This piece was almost done, you thought to yourself. “Everytime you sit with me, you fidget about like a little dog.”
“I do not!” He gasped, though he did so while twirling the grass between his fingers, their green blades intertwined in his grasp. He looked so beautiful, you thought, as he rolled around among the grass and the weeds and the flowers.
“My point exactly.” You smiled, and it was just as radiant as a flower to him. In this forested field full of flora and fauna and all of nature’s beautiful creations, you were the prettiest flower in the entire glade.
“You always move around, I can never get you to sit still,” you continued. “Even when you had me paint your portrait, it took so long because you can only sit still for a little while at a time.” In truth, Kíli’s commissioned portrait had taken quite some time for you to complete, and it was completely and utterly his fault. But what you didn’t know is that he had purposely made the process much longer than necessary as a means of being able to be so close to you on a routine basis. “And then when you do sit down for me, you always keep cracking jokes to make me laugh.”
“Would you prefer me to be melancholy?” He asked, his smile growing but his eyes seeming distant as he couldn’t do anything besides look at you. But he didn’t feel far away, no. He felt almost too close, as if he could see all of you right now as the wind brushed around you two. It was intimate.
“Not at all,” you shook your head. “I adore your jokes. But it’s hard to paint or sketch or carve or anything when I’m too busy laughing at something you’ve said or done. You’re very mischie–”
“Please stop talking so I can kiss you,” he muttered, staring into your eyes in a wistful trance, and it was more than enough to stop your thoughts completely.
“I’m sorry?” You responded, completely taken aback by his soft-spoken statement. It seemed he too was startled, eyes widening as if he had just realized that he had such a thing out loud. He hadn’t meant to, in all honesty; his thoughts had just become far too loud. And you were also quite caught off-guard, finally caught out of your sketching to look at him face to face. Silence fell over you for a second as your grip loosened around your pencil, and suddenly Kíli was all too aware of what he had just uttered.
“Forgive me, I didn’t mean to–” He began, but you quickly abandoned your art supplies, tossing them aside as you shuffled closer to him, your hands now resting on the sides of his face as you looked deep into his dark eyes.
“Did you mean it?” You asked, wanting clarification before you went any further in your current impulsive display.
“What?”
“Did you mean it? Can I kiss you?” You asked again, now growing a small worry that his question had been ingenuine.
His lips cracked quickly into a smile as his eyes danced between your eyes, your hair, your lips, and then your eyes again. “Mahal, yes. Yes, you can.” He breathed out, an airy laugh ringing in your ears before you leaned in and pressed your chapped lips to his gentle ones, your eyes closed as you pressed yourself closer to him with his face in your hands. Eager to accept your feelings, his hands snaked their way to rest along the curve of your waist, his touch gentle as he massaged small circles with his thumbs, wanting to enjoy this moment for however long it lasted.
And within a moment, you pulled away. Your cheeks felt warm as you could do nothing else but look at the beautiful dwarf in front of you. His cheeky smile returned, a brow raising in amusement. “You don’t suppose we could do that again, do you?”
oop here I go with another fun tagging game <3
tagging: @v1olentdelights @mistergandalf @tolkien-fantasy @lesbiansforboromir
Thank you @massivecolorspygiant for the tag! 💖
80s Moodboard It’s really simple. Open pinterest and search ’your name/url’ 80s aesthetic. Use the first 9 pics.
No-pressure tags for @ironmandeficiency @moonlight-prose @insomniamamma and anyone else who wants to play 💕
and that's why I always use it for pop-rock auditions, your honor <3
ill admit that fucking journey song hits
thinking about expanding this fic... not like a part two but making it a huge ass thing... thoughts?
“kisses and fireworks”
author’s note: happy new year everyone! I’m so excited to go into 2023, I feel like things can only go up from here :D and while I’m feeling very hopeful and optimistic, I figured I’d write a little treat to commemorate the new year with the classic tradition of a new year’s kiss! I hope you all enjoy :)
Pairing: Kíli / Gender-neutral Human Reader
Word Count: 5,165
summary: Finally being able to witness the majesty of Erebor on the anniversary of Durin’s Day was already enough for your hungry heart, but maybe there was more to these mountain halls than just architecture…
content warnings: Post-BOTFA, Everyone Lives! AU, knives, fireworks
DO NOT REPOST OR COPY. MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT.
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pride and prejudice but in Erebor. what if i wrote that. 👀
TIME TO MAKE MORE DWARF OCS FOR THIS NEW FIC AW HELL YEAH ALSO WE'RE BRINGING BACK BRALVA FOR THOSE WHO REMEMBER HER HEHEHEHE <33333
i’ve been making silly little LOTR tiktoks for those who would wanna give it a look 👀
as for all writings, they’re all in progress! unfortunately it’s also finals weeks so it’s hard to balance everything together
quick does anyone remember where that one gojo fic is where he’s a prince and you’re in charge of painting his royal portrait PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME FIND THIS
EVERYBODY CALM DOWN I'M WORKING ON THE FIRST CHAPTER
pride and prejudice but in Erebor. what if i wrote that. 👀
here’s my middle-earth playlist
i made a fun little playlist that was meant to give a cozy hobbit ambience, but lately i’ve been finding dwarven and elvish kind of vibe songs to add. anyways, i just wanted to share it with y’all if you guys were interested <3
hello hello everyone! big things are in store as I'm taking part in this event! be sure to keep an eye out for my addition to this giant collaboration of over 50 creators!
That’s right, we’re back! And with many wonderful changes, so whether you participated last year, or are a newcomer this year, the FAQ (linked at the bottom) will be your best friend! We’re excited for another fun filled event!
✨As this post will be pinned to the blog throughout the THAUC event, you can find our FOTFICs masterpost → here!
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Collaboration is a fandom event meant to celebrate the wonderful world of The Hobbit - be it the film adaptation or the book, we want to spread the love for our favorite characters, places, and scenarios. ⚠️ This is a HOBBIT event, which means we are focused on the characters/events focused around The Hobbit - this is not a Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, or Rings of Power event, though mentions and vague ties to these are allowed, so long as the sole focus is of that of The Hobbit.
2023 Schedule!
August 13 - Sign-ups open
Sept 3 - Sign-ups close
Sept 10 - Partners, prompts & moderators assigned
Sept 17 - Check in #1
Oct 15 - Check in #2
Nov 12 - Final check in (last chance to drop or ask for extension)
Dec 3 - Completed projects due
Dec 7 - All extension/pinch hit projects are due
Dec 10 - Reveals
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