Milkvan - Tumblr Posts
I try to not get into ship battles because honestly I don’t care, but I just found an account that posts about stranger things sometimes and all they post about it is anti byler pro milkvan stuff. And most of those post aren’t even talking about milkvan, they’re just saying things like “bylers are delusional” simply because we analyze and know how film works.
Not to mention, their only arguments for milkvan are “but it’s canon!” And “they wouldn’t do that to El.” El is perfectly happy on her own and doesn’t need a relationship.
But listen here byler shippers, please do not go and attack milkvan shippers trying to get them to ship byler. If they are being toxic and hating on byler feel free to tell them not to do that (but please don’t actively seek it out). People aren’t going to change their mind because you have them a 30 page analysis on why byler is endgame.
Milkvan really getting angry at bylers shippers for posting a reasonable answer under their post when they literally go around saying that byler is toxic broo
I actually love coming up with fake ship names like...
Nancy Wheeler + Steve Harrington's ship name becomes Nasty HairWheel
Lucas and Max's changes to Mucas Sinfield
Nancy and Robin's = The Rancid Buckler?? Any objections?
Dustin and Suzie's = Sustin Bingerson??
Jonathan and Nancy = Nonathan Weeby?
Mike and Eleven = McLovin' Whopper?!
Joyce and Hopper = Jimoist Bi-hop?!
I tried to do more🤣
Lucas Sinclar and Will Byers = Lil Sinners
Mike wheeler and Will Byers= Milk Beer
Robin and Vickie = Vibin'
Chrissy and Eddie = Chridward (chreddie) Cunson
I actually love coming up with fake ship names like...
Nancy Wheeler + Steve Harrington's ship name becomes Nasty HairWheel
Lucas and Max's changes to Mucas Sinfield
Nancy and Robin's = The Rancid Buckler?? Any objections?
Dustin and Suzie's = Sustin Bingerson??
Jonathan and Nancy = Nonathan Weeby?
Mike and Eleven = McLovin' Whopper?!
Joyce and Hopper = Jimoist Bi-hop?!