Mistress' Writing - Tumblr Posts
HI I thought you'd like to vote on this poll!!!! Because I hate how annoying people can be (and yes I voted for yes and that's the propaganda I'm trying to give here lol) don't feel forced to! https://www.tumblr.com/bibibusinessman/745499108695048193/do-you-support-batcest-even-for-not-legal-batkids?source=share
Just did! Also, thank you for sending it. I admit I love having an excuse to write my thoughts on fandom, meta and interpretations of media. 💕✨
https://www.tumblr.com/mistress-of-vos/745521314438184960/theyre-fictional-characters-on-a-fictional-world?source=share
Super excited to read another of your fics! I got a notification when it came out, but I'm just now having a chance to read it
So happy to see you like what I write! 🥰
It's a rather different style, as I'm trying to find myself after these difficult months, but I hope you will enjoy it 💚
Thank you!
I know we all have complex feelings about ROS but this whole sequence is so funny to me.
Lex: "I want an abortion!"
Donovan: "Sir, you can't do that!"
Lex: "Why not!? It's my body, my choice!"
Donovan: "... Sir, your child is 15yo and sitting right here drinking a smoothie"
Kon: "It's fine, doc. He does this every week"
r/Relationships DemonKing123
Estimated audience, I (immortal male) am dating a lovely young man (23). We are exquisitely infatuated with each other, and we shall marry next spring on my palace during a full moon as tradition dictates.
Nevertheless, it seems our families despise our engagement. While my fiancee and I hold no blood ties, he happens to be the adopted son of my youngest daughter's ex partner, who is also the biological father of my grandson. My fiancee and I do not care, and we don't agree with these complaints labeling us a home wreckers.
Yet I have found myself receiving false accusations coming from my very own children, who seem to not understand biology or psychology. My fiancee and I met at Paris winters ago, both of us in a moment where family was a bitter memory and we were looking forward to be our own people. It offends me when others dare to imply we fell in love to spite our families, as if we hadn't crushed into each other under the rain and suddenly realized what was missing in our lives.
This is, my estimated audience, why I come here to you and ask: "Is it incest to marry the adoptive child of your daughter's ex boyfriend?
Is it perhaps uncomfortable if my fiancee happens to be the biological son of said ex boyfriend's new wife (my grandson's stepmother?)?
And why would my fiancee and I be wrong, yet my grandson is considered adorable when declaring he will be the one to marry my fiancee?"
SizeQueenTwink F**k your boring family. Marry your fiancee!
CatholicAvenger I believe your family might feel that your relationship holds certain "incest" due to their very own relationships. However, as you said, there are no blood ties. People are just haters, my (ex) boss almost killed me when I dated his adoptive son.
AlienPrince Wait, how did you meet in Paris if he's the adoptive son of your ex son in law??? You never knew your grandson had a stepbrother/adoptive brother??? This sounds weird dude. How old are you??? 🧐
SizeQueenTwink Who caresssssss!!! Age is a social construct. I bet your fiancee is beautiful, intelligent & would adore a big silver diamond ring for the proposal ❣️
DemonHeir Well, maybe your grandson is worthier of your fiancee than you. Have you considered that, old man?
*This conversation has been frozen by an admin*
Slightly softer AUs of Clex with tiny hints of KonTim are my favorite and they live rent free on my mind.
Just. Tiny Kon been raised by single not-so-evil Lex and going with him to galas. Tiny Kon running into tiny Tim, and both of them becoming best friends instantly 🥺
Clex who are so deep into their own drama, their complex relationship, their own on and off, and suddenly their son is a teenager, playing hero and - oh yes, dating Batman's protegee!
Clark: "Wait, when did that happen?" Lex: "Probably between the 12 years we have been raising him. Oh wait, that's right, I raised him 🤷"
// Ra'sTim, All/Tim, omegaverse:
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Tim didn't feel anything when looking at his baby. That had to be wrong, right?
Postpartum depression, as Leslie had called it, was quite frequent in omegas, such that the number of omegas who suffered it was somehow higher than the beta's.
But Tim's feelings had started way before giving birth to his pup. It had started the exact moment Leslie told him he was pregnant (which alpha of the Wayne pack was the father didn't matter). Tim had felt nothing but anger and sickness during his pregnancy.
In biological terms, Tim had gone feral.
They had needed to keep the baby away from Tim for weeks, Tim gone into a primitive instinct that was dangerous to the baby. Even nowadays there were still so many cases of feral omegas who -
The baby had been taken away. It had been for everyone's own good. Now...
Tim is taking five different types of meds, reading motherhood books, and trying to smile at the baby. It doesn't work, and Tim knows it won't work. Janet had suffered the same, perhaps a curse of their bloodline intended to end them.
It's not surprising that Ra's visits.
It's an early night, all bats outside in patrol (a privilege Tim lost ever since his pack decided he was to be a mother), Alfred busy in the kitchen. Of course Ra's would appear, that arrogant smile of his being the closest thing to bring a feeling to Tim's body.
It's - nothing.
As always, Ra's has been waiting in the shadows, perhaps even amused at the bats' game. Tim can tell that Ra's is satisfied, probably even overjoyed at his past words becoming true.
Fourteen months ago, Ra's and Tim had seen each other for the last time. And Ra's had laughed cruelly and coldly, saying that Tim wouldn't find happiness in that ridiculous pack of his nor in playing mother for them. But Tim was a bat, and he couldn't just run away with a villain. So, he had pretended not to listen.
Now they are here, with Ra's chuckling at the view of Tim's failed motherhood.
"I could fix this," Ra's proposes, a familiar warm hand cupping Tim's face, managing to make the omega feel, "If you come with me."
Tim looks at the baby he-feels-nothing-for sleeping peacefully. They don't even know their mother hates them.
"... Okay," Tim gives up. After all, he hasn't been a real mother. At least as an orphan the baby will hate Tim less.
"Good," Ra's purrs, carrying Tim off the floor, walking to the balcony & jumping away from the manor.
Tim knows it's wrong. But he can't bring himself to care.
// Ra'sTim, omegaverse, Tim's BruDick's biochild:
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"Aren't you tired from this?" Tim asks as he plays with the kitten Ra's has pushed towards him so that Tim will shut up (he didn't); "You have been at this for like, forever."
Ra's raises an eyebrow, never stopping his work and signing paper after paper. Ra's could send the Batman's child to a dungeon, that's true, but the child is an omega, and Ra's doesn't feel like being cruel to Timothy. That doesn't mean he finds him any less irritating each time they meet.
"Tired from what, exactly?" Ra's asks, not really interested.
"From trying to get my parents to break up," Tim points, teenager sarcasm on his tongue, "Dad isn't leaving my mom. You know that. Why let her do all of this?"
Ra's stops his work this time, looking at the boy that plays in the carpet. His blue eyes are cold, Gotham-like.
"... She wants him," Ra's declares, although the question has hit on his pride. He is aware this has become - ridiculous.
"Why not get your heir in the traditional way?" Tim wonders, getting up and walking towards Ra's with the kitten on his arms, "Or are you unable to get it up?"
Ra's chokes. Not even 800 years of life prepared him to have this omega-child saying such inappropriate words
"Excuse me?"
"You'd just have more children. You know, get it up and breed some omegas. Aren't alphas supposed to be horny dogs or something?"
Ra's' eye twitches.
"If you don't close your mouth," Ra's growls, taking Tim by the arm and pushing him against the desk, "I will rip your clothes and breed you, Timothy."
The kitten jumps. Tim smiles.
"Sure. Why not? But you'll need to take some viagra."
Before Ra's allows himself to become a beast and teach the omega some manners, Batman breaks the window. Always the hero.
Hours later, Ra's finds himself frowning, thinking of Timothy Wayne swollen in pregnancy, face ruined as Ra's' cock fucks his pretty mouth.
Maybe Timothy is right. That sounds like a solution.