M*neta - Tumblr Posts

M*neta : Kaminari, happy birthday man!

Kaminari : Thanks!

M*neta : as a gift, i managed to get you a date with one of the gen ed girls. (Well she agreed when i said it's you and not me but ...)

Kaminari, who has been dating Shinsou for a month and didn't know how to tell Mineta they won't be hitting on girls together anymore : You really shouldn't have.....

Poor bby

*A quiet night in the dorms*

Izuku: *Screams as he runs out of his room*

Everyone: *Looks outside to see him running to the kichen while screaming and crying*

Everyone: *Follows*

Izuku: *opening a bottle of bleach and crying* IT'S NOT WORTH IT I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!

Everyone: NO

Bakugou: *Tackles Izuku*

Iida: *Grabs bleach*

Izuku: NO NO I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE

Mina: Do what?!

Izuku: LIVE NEXT TO MINETA

Any bnha fanfic writers out there who are probably calmly writing about their lifes in the dorms and then violently get reminded that Izuku's room is next to M*neta's ?