Incorrect My Hero Academia Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Uraraka : Deku you really need to ask Todoroki out.
Izuku : Hmmm... No. ❤️
Uraraka : You've been pining for too long and too hard this has to stop. You walked into a door yesterday looking at him
Izuku : You had Jenny on a loop for three hours yesterday, you hypocrite ask Tsu out first.
Iida : You two need an intervention.
Shouto : You're a villain
Dabi : I'm an upstanding citizen.
Shouto : No?
Dabi : Look I'm up standing and I'm a citizen.
AFO : I will choose Nana Shimura's grandson to be my heir to torture you All might.
AM : No u.
AFO : .... What?
AM : *Grabbing Izuku* Reverse uno bitch.
AFO : Give me back my son you little-
Imagine having to not cuddle you boyfriend cause it gets too hot, couldn't be me
-Izuku Midoriya clinging to his boyfriend's right side
Any other student in UA : Aizawa sensei is a cryptid that will eat you in your sleep. One time someone sneezed in his class and he expelled the entire class. If you ever have his as a sub that would be the closest to death you'll ever get until you actually die.
His Hellions : DAD! Kaminari blew up all the lights again and we made the substitute teacher cry. Also there's a ice castle behind our dorms because Todoroki saw Frozen. And here's the list of furniture that got destroyed in the latest deku vs bakugo fight and the floors has acid damage again. Love ya!
Uraraka, fed up, doing a deku impression : Hi! I'm Midoriya Izuku and i look like a forest pixie, but if you hurt my friends I'll break both our bones. I have the balls to do literally anything other than to confess to my crush!
Uraraka : We have no idea what you're talking about officer.
Police : Are you sure ?
Jirou : Positive.
Police : And he just dropped dead?
Tsuyu : Yup. Kero.
Police : Out of nowhere?
Momo : That's what we said.
Aizawa : excuse me officer, are you insinuating that my daughters students are not telling the truth? You think my dangerous children class could commit murder?
Police : *staring at Mineta's chalk outlined dead body* well-
Aizawa : Shame on you, they're training to be heroes for fucks sake.
Fire in 1b dorm :
Tetsutetsu : oh my god why is there a fire?!
Kendou : *grabbing the extinguisher quickly*
Monoma : *hand fanning the flames to make it go away*
Fire in 1a dorms :
*fire alarm*
Iida : *deep sigh* which one of them is it this time?
Momo: *not even looking up from her book* I don't know, Ashido was due for one this week.
Shigaraki : I found this pre quirk song it's pretty neat.
Toga : Play it!
Shigaraki : *plays*
*Oohhh Mr. Potato head tell me is it true that- *
Kurogiri : Slowly looking at AFO.
AFO :......
Erasermic wedding:
Priest : Do you, Aizawa Shouta, take Yamada Hizashi to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Aizawa : I do.
Priest : And do you Yamada Hizashi, take Aizawa Shouta to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Mic : *deep inhale*
Aizawa : Oh no.
Mic : YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
Interviewer : What is your opinion on pro hero Endeavor?
Pro hero Deku : In all honesty, he can be tortured in the circles of hells and I would not lift a finger to help him even if I had literally nothing else to do.
Pro hero Shouto : Marry me.
Deku : Honey we're already married.
Shouto : Marry me again then
Izuku : when I was your age-
Shouto : when I was your height
Izuku : *pouty bunny noises*
Imagine not being able to be a heating pad for your boyfriend's chronic pain couldn't be me
- Shouto Todoroki holding his boyfriend's hand
Imagine having to not cuddle you boyfriend cause it gets too hot, couldn't be me
-Izuku Midoriya clinging to his boyfriend's right side
Uraraka : I wonder if Todoroki is the morosexual between them.
Iida : I don't know, it could also be Midoriya.
Momo, a tired woman : *slams her book down* they are somehow both sapiosexual and pure idiot for idiot and I don't know how they achieve that.
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Kaminari : All this talk about top or bottom, why does no one ask the real questions?
Shouto : .......
Izuku : I'm thinking you're about to ask us aren't you?
Kaminari : Who asks for extra ketchup at restaurants?
Shouto : ..... We get take out usually
Izuku : Can I sit there?
Shouto : That's my lap though?
Izuku : .... Can I?
Shouto :....
Izuku :....
Shouto : If you sit there, you live there, there's no going back.
Izuku : *settling in* Fine by me
Nedzu : Alright, thank you Vlad. Aizawa, please introduce your students.
Aizawa : All right, *cracks knuckles*
Iida : oh boy.
Aizawa : The mother
Momo: I-
Aizawa : The father who commited a fellony.
Iida : *sigh*
Aizawa : Anger issues
Bakugo : Fuck your too.
Aizawa : Daddy issues
Shouto : Fair enough
Aizawa : Self sacrifice bisexual
Deku : I-
Aizawa : Dumbass bisexual
Kaminari: Called out
Aizawa : Dumbass pansexual, this time with acid.
Ashido : Here!
Aizawa : Space bi with a frog obsession.
Uraraka : Sensei please-
Aizawa : The actual frog
Asui : Kero
Aizawa : The Karate kid
Ojiro : Ok i guess
Aizawa : Gossip handler
Hagakure : That's me!
Aizawa : Gossip handler but sparkly.
Ayoma: Oui
Aizawa : The step mother who married the mother.
Jirou : *thumbs up*
Aizawa : The high one
Sero : Sir I-
Aizawa : The diabetes risk
Satou : Fair
Aizawa : The actually pure one
Kouda : (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Aizawa : The rock.
Kirishima : That's me!
Aizawa : The emo one
Tokoyami : What a mad banquet of darkness.
Aizawa : The one who wanted the hero name octopussy but refrained.
Shouji : ....
Aizawa : The honourary member, me but purple.
Shinsou : Sup.
Aizawa : Last and the least, the mistake.
Mineta : .......
Vlad : Aizawa, did you add a new rule to the dorms?
Aizawa : Yeah, no eating after 12 am.
Vlad : what not even snacks?
Aizawa : It's only for 1a dorm don't worry.
Vlad : Why though?
Aizawa : Have you ever seen the movie Gremlins?
Izuku : My dad went to America!
Shouto : So did All-might. Coincidence? I think not!
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.