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Uraraka : We have no idea what you're talking about officer.
Police : Are you sure ?
Jirou : Positive.
Police : And he just dropped dead?
Tsuyu : Yup. Kero.
Police : Out of nowhere?
Momo : That's what we said.
Aizawa : excuse me officer, are you insinuating that my daughters students are not telling the truth? You think my dangerous children class could commit murder?
Police : *staring at Mineta's chalk outlined dead body* well-
Aizawa : Shame on you, they're training to be heroes for fucks sake.
Shigaraki : I found this pre quirk song it's pretty neat.
Toga : Play it!
Shigaraki : *plays*
*Oohhh Mr. Potato head tell me is it true that- *
Kurogiri : Slowly looking at AFO.
AFO :......
Erasermic wedding:
Priest : Do you, Aizawa Shouta, take Yamada Hizashi to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Aizawa : I do.
Priest : And do you Yamada Hizashi, take Aizawa Shouta to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Mic : *deep inhale*
Aizawa : Oh no.
Mic : YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
TOSHINKO SOULMATE AU
Ok, so soulmate au where there's many kinds of markers (I am very partial to telepathy for tododeku and writing on skin for Kiribaku but anyway) Toshinori has the First words connection. (That change colours when you meet your soulmate.) And all his life the line on his hand has been black/white/gray or whatever.
Here's the kicker, if one has a soulmate connection, they will meet them. It could be platonic, it could be romantic it could even be parental. (Multiple soulmate with different connections for parental ones) but they will meet them.
Anyway, Toshinori had not met his soulmate before he got injured, hence why he pushes himself without worry.
"Toshinori you're going to die"
"Can't die until I met my soulmate nighteye"
Inko, when she hears about his nonsense is not amused.
Interviewer : What is your opinion on pro hero Endeavor?
Pro hero Deku : In all honesty, he can be tortured in the circles of hells and I would not lift a finger to help him even if I had literally nothing else to do.
Pro hero Shouto : Marry me.
Deku : Honey we're already married.
Shouto : Marry me again then
Izuku : when I was your age-
Shouto : when I was your height
Izuku : *pouty bunny noises*
Pro hero Deku is in the hospital. The sidekick who was with him on the fight was mostly reduced to the sidelines and feels very very guilty so they go to check up on him.
When they get therr they peek into the room and see someone with him.
Imagine this newbie's surprise when they see a Wholeass hobo looking man, clutching at a sleeping bag giving the No. 1 hero the dressing down of his life.
The most surprising part is Deku is just taking it? Looking like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar?
From behind them they hear Pro hero Shouto, "Oh you're here to see him?" And then looks into the room and sighs, relieved, "oh good Dad's already here."
And the poor sidekick's internally going "??????? That's not endeavor though?"
Cementoss as a very high ranking hero :/
You’re the most recognised and internationally praised superhero, but you don’t fight any crime. Instead, you use your powers over stone and metal to repair the damage caused by the catastrophic fights other heroes get into.
Imagine not being able to be a heating pad for your boyfriend's chronic pain couldn't be me
- Shouto Todoroki holding his boyfriend's hand
Imagine having to not cuddle you boyfriend cause it gets too hot, couldn't be me
-Izuku Midoriya clinging to his boyfriend's right side
Uraraka : I wonder if Todoroki is the morosexual between them.
Iida : I don't know, it could also be Midoriya.
Momo, a tired woman : *slams her book down* they are somehow both sapiosexual and pure idiot for idiot and I don't know how they achieve that.
You know how people say "I'm home" when they come back home from anywhere, Izuku says "I am here" everytime without fail
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Kaminari : All this talk about top or bottom, why does no one ask the real questions?
Shouto : .......
Izuku : I'm thinking you're about to ask us aren't you?
Kaminari : Who asks for extra ketchup at restaurants?
Shouto : ..... We get take out usually
Izuku : Can I sit there?
Shouto : That's my lap though?
Izuku : .... Can I?
Shouto :....
Izuku :....
Shouto : If you sit there, you live there, there's no going back.
Izuku : *settling in* Fine by me
I understand that Shouto teaching Izuku to scate is a blessed concept, but consider my headcanon,
Shouto can't actually skate. He can walk uncannily well on ice with regular shoes, he's fine even gliding on his own ice because he usually makes it in an incline and he just stays straight as he slips down.
But add a shoe with blade on the bottom? Nope. Not happening. He cannot balance on a blade no matter how hard he tries and Izuku, who is halfway decent at ice skating is baffled at this discovery.
Ah yes, Dadzawa in a vigilante au, also known as Found family (slow burn)
Izuku : My dad went to America!
Shouto : So did All-might. Coincidence? I think not!
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Bakugo : I've seen his dad!
Shouto : you've also seen All Might. Check and mate
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Aizawa, during the students moving in the dorms: Yes, yes you have everything you need for safety.
Aizawa: But there's three attempted murderers in this dorm.
Aizawa : No, I'm not telling you who.
*slides over 20 bucks*
So like... The fic for this?
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