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Xianyao (Wei Wuxian x Meng Yao) Modern AU
OTP Questions! (via https://otp-imagines-cult.tumblr.com/)
1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?
- It’s definitely Wei Wuxian since he doesn’t have much of it lol when it comes to gift giving. Meng Yao is definitely the breadwinner who’ll pay for a majority of everything but is adequately frugal about it.
2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?
- Definitely Wei Wuxian.
3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?
- Lol! Wei Wuxian walks around naked and Meng Yao yells at him to put on some clothes like an angry mom!
4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?
- Both. When Wei Wuxian has gained a new hyperfixation and when Meng Yao is crammed with work. They take care of each others’ health. During the day, Meng Yao would set up alarms in Wei Wuxian’s phone to help him keep track of time with reminders that no, doing something for two-four hours straight without taking a break is not healthy. He would also cook him food, especially the recipes that Jiang Yanli taught him that will help make the man sleepy. Wei Wuxian on his end is about the aftermath because work is work, but after it’s completed, he helps ease Meng Yao’s head with dumb laughter, a bit of couple yoga and exercise and a creative date. So in the end Meng Yao is calmed down from all the brain work and he can sleep peacefully.
5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?
- Definitely Wei Wuxian burning the food when he thinks he can multitask on a new recipe but it goes wrong! And Meng Yao would have the both of them make the cookies together to cheer him up.
6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?
- Meng Yao would be the former and Wei Wuxian the latter. It would seem vice versa with how the question is phased, but I can definitely see Meng Yao being more into OTP prompts and other social media posts in relation to relationships and loves to see his relationship mirroring the positivities while Wei Wuxian seems more aloof to such a thing and thinks of their relationship as more individualistic.
7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?
- None of them. Meng Yao is too small and their styles are too different where Wei Wuxian is more punk while Meng Yao is more prep. But if there’s a snuggly hooded sweatshirt in there, Wei Wuxian will never find it until he sees Meng Yao using it.
8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”
- Both, but it will definitely be Meng Yao mostly doing the errands because he’s very particular of which brand is bought and loads up when there’s a sale.
9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?
- Wei Wuxian drives the car and Meng Yao gives them directions.
10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?
- I can see Wei Wuxian wanting to make a fusion-sketch for Meng Yao as a gift, and he uses the fusion generator, and fused Meng Yao with fuckin’ Larry the Cucumber and it brought Meng Yao to tears. He loved it. 🧡
11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?
- I can see them both doing the backflips through lasers. They are robbing a museum together and they are both going to do it with style.
12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?
- Wei Wuxian = alcoholic. Meng Yao will definitely try to help him drink in moderation with Wei Wuxian’s consent to do some psychological tricks that he learned from experts.
13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?
- Definitely Wei Wuxian, and it’s all handmade. He’s a fuckin’ tiktok handcrafts man so there’s a lot of small pieces of art (forgot the word) lying around and some of the more meaningful ones they store but others they either donate it or sell it.
14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?
- Considering this is Chinese culture, neither of them.
15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?
- They both bring the spider outside or most likely kill it to be honest.
16: Which one gives the other their jacket?
- Definitely Wei Wuxian, but if they’re like at an airport cuz of a layover, it would be Meng Yao handing him his jacket to use as a blanket.
17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?
- Wei Wuxian if Jin Zixuan is in Meng Yao’s life cuz I can see them getting along as brothers and Jin Zixuan questioning why Meng Yao would want to be with Wei Wuxian of all people because as far as he knows, Wei Wuxian is a daredevil with attitude issues. But if not, then neither. Yanli and Meng Yao would be besties. 💕🧡
18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?
- To each other, Wei Wuxian. As oblivious as Wei Wuxian is in the books, it’s honestly because no one who was interested in him showed obvious signs whereas Meng Yao would make it clear for him that he’s interested in dating (as in testing the waters before heading into a relationship). And there’d be some genuine romantic growth and Meng Yao will definitely tell his besties that he has feelings for Wei Wuxian, but Wei Wuxian will tell Meng Yao first and foremost that he has formed deeper feelings after facing the question from most likely his siblings. Like he’ll dance around the question with his siblings, but when facing Meng Yao is when he can form a more solid stance on the question.
- And this answer gives the impression that it would be Meng Yao who makes the first move. And honestly he would. Wei Wuxian is confident and flirty, but he’s not a romantic at heart. Being a flirty aro/grey romantic is a thing. As for Meng Yao, he is ambitious, social and a panromantic. He can and will ask someone out on a date if social pressure isn’t included.
19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?
- I can see them being compatible in parenting together because Meng Yao is stability while Wei Wuxian is adventure. Meng Yao will provide everything a child needs and is a strict believer on never physically punishing a child, and that definitely establishes a trust and admiration that Wei Wuxian has for him. As for Wei Wuxian, he is controlled chaos. He was the naughty child™ so he understands the wild impulses and knows how to navigate those strange ideas and naivety (better as he matures). And Meng Yao always relies on him to help him understand things that might fly over his head because he was the quiet, good child™.
- I often think about Xue Yang as the example child, which is a terrible choice. They’re like only around 5 years apart and he’s like the worst combination of both. Sensitive™ like his Meng-dad and Vicious™ like his Wei-dad. But if reincarnated or reenvisioned as their adopted son with a similar traumatic experience and Jin Guangshit isn’t in the picture, I can definitely see Meng Yao being very soft, loving, patient and being a disciplining solid foundation with Xue Yang’s issues and gives him the stable home life that he needs. And with Wei Wuxian, he helps the kid open up about himself and they have a lot of fun together since they do have a lot in common, so he gives Xue Yang the life that he wants. Xue Yang will still beat up people and talk shit but his maliciousness would be cut down exponentially cuz he doesn’t want to upset his parents, y’know.
20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?
- Meng Yao for the former and Wei Wuxian for the latter XD
21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?
- Do I even have to answer that? Wei Wuxian would be beating anyone’s ass the moment someone comes for his lover and his sister’s bestie. Like you thought what happened to Jin Zixuan was bad, you haven’t see what happened to Meng Yao’s bullies.
22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?
- Wei Wuxian be rolling in with puns and Meng Yao is smiling in pain until there’s a perfect opportunity to clap back and Wei Wuxian is utterly assassinated.
23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?
- I imagine them adopting a ferret as a pet, but as a surprise pet, I can see Wei Wuxian helping a box of kittens get adopted and keeping one for them. Meng Yao will leave most of the responsibility to him, but slowly, he works around his schedule to spend time with their pet cat.
24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?
- Wei Wuxian would definitely give the piggybacks, but when he is dead tired, Meng Yao is capable of giving him a piggyback ride cuz the man goes to the gym and he has muscles of his own.
25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?
- Meng Yao being a secret otaku who competes in those card tournaments and Wei Wuxian being the supportive bae who definitely does those side character monologues XD.
26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?
- They both do. Wei Wuxian does it to show off to his siblings and friends. Meng Yao does it to remember the cute moments.
27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?
- Meng Yao is a beauty salon personified. If Wei Wuxian wants a makeover, he just asks him, and Meng Yao gives him the full treatment. Imagine Wei Wuxian with a sexy textured slick back haircut, glowing skin, tapered eyebrows, and he’s still dressed like a punk but with class.
28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?
- Lol, an open door to Cynophobia therapy.
29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?
- Wei Wuxian. Hands down on Meng Yao’s head.
30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?
- Being tropical residents, I can see them traveling to somewhere cold for something new. Definitely one of the Scandinavian countries or other northern countries that have a view of the aurora borealis and with mountains to go snowboarding/skiing on. They would both take pictures and videos of moments they want to capture forever. For Meng Yao, it’s the food, the people and the architecture for the *aesthetics* while Wei Wuxian want to capture their first new experiences and the random people he became friends with along the way.
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