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I feel like I desperately need to talk about the Minecraft Movie right now. Here are my points.

I was absolutely astonished to see the overworld at that first glance until the live action humans appeared which kinda sucked the hopes and dreams right out of me.

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT SHEEP!?!? I mean, I see everyone hating on the CGI work but to be honest it's still much better than it was like 20 years ago. It's not as bad as ugly sonic at least but still.

One thing that deeply concerns me are the villagers. Are they gonna be blocky or live action? Can they speak English or just say 'Hrmm' for everything?? The only thing that can make the villagers likeable for me is if they were all voiced by the guy who voices them on Element Animation.

What did that guy craft and how????? All I saw was a scrambled mess of iron and cobblestone and it turned into two bucket attached with a chain!? THATS NOT HOW CRAFTING WORKS!!!

I honestly dig the piglins. They remind me of the bokoblins from Zelda which is cool.

"I... am Steve." *Holds a gun to Jack Black.* NO YOU AINT!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY POOKIE BEAR!?!?!?!? Seriously, they could have cut his hair and beard shorter or SOMETHING to fix this.

If Technoblade isn't mentioned in this movie, I'm sueing Mojang.

All I want to see is an enderman and an axolotl. I love endermen so much.

Thats about it. I am kinda excited to see it with my friends though.