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4 years ago

Dream: I know you were here. I found your stick near a crafting table.

George: ā€˜Play dumb’ What’s a stick?

George *internally panicking*: ā€˜NOT THAT DUMB!’

Dream: ?????

https://youtu.be/X1OXNSCfgUQ (8:50)


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4 years ago

RaccoonInnit

RaccoonInnit

This child just digs out a cave ā€œroomā€ under TECHNOBLADE’S house and starts stealing from him like a damn raccoon. He has no fear. (Or, more likely, is just very dumb...)


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4 years ago

https://youtu.be/e_IYvbO1UU0

George here able to strike Dream with lightening, possess Golems, Creepers, and Phantoms, create legit earthquakes, be fire, drop the Nether ceiling, and instantly summon an army of blazes from the spawner.

Also George: Torches are unfair

HES LITERALLY GOD AND TORCHES ARE UNFAIR-??!?!?!?


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4 years ago

Ranboo: keeps saying he blew up the community house after the season 2 Finale when he was very clearly there when Dream admit to doing it.

Me: Just bad continuity...

Ranboo: introduces Enderwalk soon after this.

Ranboo, literal months later: Doesn’t remember the finale, not because of his bad memory, but because he was in his Enderwalk state at the time. His behavior at the time suddenly makes sense, and nobody actually noticed his Enderwalk before he started using his silk touch while in that state, so it makes perfect sense that he was doing it before anyone knew it was a thing. And of course people wouldn’t bring up why Dream was in prison; he’s horrible. Who on the smp would actually bat an eye at waking up one day and realizing Dream’s done something to wind up in there. And who was going to correct him about the Community house when the only one’s he actually told were Phil and Techno, who were some of the only people that weren’t there during the Finale.


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4 years ago

Dream SMP!Ranboo: Ignores his problems in an unhealthy, self-destructive way ā­ļø

Dream SMP!Ranboo: Ignores His Problems In An Unhealthy, Self-destructive Way

Origins SMP!Ranboo:

Dream SMP!Ranboo: Ignores His Problems In An Unhealthy, Self-destructive Way

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4 years ago

Me: *Sees Tommy go live* Is he gonna crash the Banquet too???

Tommy: *Is in his backyard roasting marshmallows with Tubbo, the chaos being barely mitigated by Philza and Tommy’s parents*

(Tommy didn’t show up for the lore. Like, man literally didn’t care and that’s fine, but; Technoblade was there... GOGY was there. And Tommy just committing casual arson like he isn’t missing the biggest lore since Doomsday.)


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4 years ago

Things I love about the developing characters on Origin SMP:

Ranboo is so fucking chaotic and it’s so subtle that it takes a while to notice when he up to shit. He’s just quietly disorderly and gives off such chill vibes. Imagine someone poking a hornets nest impassively, no emotion or reason to do it. No thoughts, just stirring the pot. That is Ranboo right now. Coolboo.

Tommy coming on and totally contrasting his usual attitude by wanting to mitigate the problems on the server before they spiral into wars and shit. That was the second warning. The first warning was Tommy’s reaction to his home being blown up. He should have either barely cared, or started screaming and blowing the whole incident out of proportion, not whatever the weak whining response he had was. The third warning was how he immediately went to contracting Phil and kept changing his cut in the contract. That was the only one anybody shouldn’t have noticed, because that can be written off as Tommy’s routine chaos. So now we have capitalist Tommy, responsible for what’s currently the biggest known crime on the server, while also being the owner of his superhero company and contractor of Philza, who is currently the only ā€œlaw enforcementā€ on the server. He really just went, Okay, I’ll be ChickenInnit, but I’m also gonna be running this server bitches!

Philza... is honestly just vibing and playing the game like normal and I love that. His character is just standard dadza and it’s Pog. Crow father is the single best thing to happen, but even then it’s still more a gag and aesthetic than anything... for now.

Tubbo is just having fun and that is awesome. He’s been winging it this whole time. Him deciding to be a ā€œvillainā€ and transfering his platonic marriage to this server because, why not is a great development, because it’s just Tubbo’s out of character brand of chaos. Only now it’s canon to his character. He just wants to be allowed to fuck shit up if he feels like it and that’s that. Greatest example: helps Ranboo sell his (their?) land, so he has nukes, just in case.

Fundy... It’s like he took his normal antics and went, I’m a fox so I gotta be trouble bean, forgetting he’s already chaotic as fuck on a good day. He really dialed it all the way up a thousand. Total disregard for anyone’s feelings or property. All he know is Fox. It is the single most annoying thing I have ever seen, and somehow equal parts captivating. Fundy is casually doing actual server crime and he’s getting away with it... sort of. He clearly doesn’t actually care about his deal with Scott and will say anything so his den doesn’t get blown up, but the alliance could go somewhere. Also he short lol. Child.

Scott is actually making this server nice. He made them a community farm! He’s super OP and yet, all he’s doing nothing with that power, instead he’s vibing and making everything pretty. He’s what this server needs damnit! Also cool ass build to go with his cool ass origin story. He’s just so damn amiable all the time. But on the other hand, he does have an alliance of some sort with Fundy and owes Tubbo and Ranboo a favor... The potential of that is troubling.

Sneeg literally got netherite so fast. Everyone just here joking or cooing over his size and he’s built an entire tunnel system into all of their homes that only he can properly access. No one’s actually taking him seriously when he’s literally the henchman of the self proclaimed server villains and has a trident!!! He can and will kill. He’s ankle height, the most dangerous height. He will be their ruination. (But also literal coke addict ant. Very smol.)

Niki is so fucking adorable and Jack is chilling and it’s freaking great. Fshhh. Blazeboy. These two are literally just playing the game and I love them damnit!

Charlie is just bouncing along and cracking slime jokes. Low-key rping constantly, for the lols. It’s fantastic.

Techno... literally hasn’t streamed anything yet or chosen an origin officially. The only Techno content is from the one time he came on and other people streamed it. Which is in character, not gonna lie but also D:< The current idea of him being a humble human—nothing—on this server is interesting. But also, it’s negated by the fact he’s still Technoblade. Once he gets rich, He’s God.


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3 years ago

Let’s all not forget the real winner of double life…

Not Scott

Not Pearl

Not Tilly

Divorce.šŸ„‚


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4 years ago

No intelligent thoughts today, just Tubbo spinning around in a boat singing ā€œyou spin me right round baby right round like a record player right round right roundā€ on loop in my head

It’s been two hours


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4 years ago

My best friend just texted me:

ā€œWhile you studied the blade, I also studied the blade. We’ve been watching Technoblade livestreams together for over three hoursā€

I’ve got to get her on Tumblr


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