They Are Gay.

They are gay.

Period.

are we just gonna ignore that Vs name in lizzys phone is Grumpy Mc Traumabot

their gay for each other i swear

Vaggie: You're such a dick, you know that?

Angel Dust: Meh, you are what you eat, I guess.

Alastor: *appears* Which is why I'M an innocent bystander!

Everyone: *scared*

My Favorite Characters as John Mulaney Quotes (Hazbin Hotel Edition!)

HAZBIN HOTEL:

Sir Pentious: Do all my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?

Vaggie (about her wings and tits): No! That's the thing I'm sensitive about!

Cherri Bomb: FUCK DA POLICE!

Someone talking about Alastor: He did not look like his job description. He looked like he should be the conductor on a locomotive powered by confetti, but instead, he made his living in murder. He was the weirdest goddamn person I ever saw in my entire life. He was a man most acquainted with misery. He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin.

Charlie: My vibe is like, hey you could pour soup in my lap and I'd probably apologize to you!

Angel Dust: THERES A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL

Alastor: Here's how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the '30s -- as long as you weren't still there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.

Husk: For those of you who don't know what it is, blackout drinking is when your brain goes to sleep, but your body gets all 'Eye of the Tiger' and soldiers on.

You cannot tell me they aren't together

Yes I do say “I’m not on TikTok” with an air of arrogance intended to assert dominance

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I explode from too much gayness in my body and I become one with the rainbow

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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