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You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit
You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did
You're not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you tried
Got it? Good, now get inside
Bo Burnham — All eyes on me | Inside
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I just wanna tell you don’t. Okay? Can you not, please? Just don’t. All right?
Bo Burnham — INSIDE
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"It's just like a man's body but with boobs, right?" 😅
rating my favorite musical artist names
Stray Kids: 5/10. Points deducted for age discrepancy. Considering that none of them are orphans, I don't believe the Stray part at all.
(G)I-DLE: 0/10, complete nonsense.
TOMORROW X TOGETHER: 4/10. Points deducted for aggressiveness. Good positivity, though.
Yaelokre: 9/10. Sounds like a faerie name.
Laufey: 4/10. Not a Frost Giant.
BABYMETAL: 9/10. Good job with the obvious name, people.
bbno$: 6/10, thought it was pronounced BEE BEE NO SSSS.
Thousand foot krutch: 7/10, are they okay? Why? Are they legs broken?
Breaking Benjamin: 0/10 DONT HURT BENJAMIN YOU PSYCHOS
Bring Me The Horizon: 1/10 how the hell do I do that
Evanescence: ?/10 what even is an 'evanescence'?
Linkin Park: 3/10 thought it was LinkedIn Park and what? Are we middle-aged business people listening to muzak?
Fish In A Birdcage: 10/10 amazing, need I say more?
Neoni: 3/10 feels like gibberish to be honest
Imagine Dragons: 5/10 points deducted for making me use my brain
YUNGBLUD: 7/10 I need more child sacrifice in my life, don't I?
STARSET: 2/10 are we filming a space movie?
CLANN: 10/10 very faerie oriented, much likings.
Livingston: 4/10 is it the name? The Place? Points deducted for confusingness.
Radiohead: 9/10 like a TVhead but more creative
Creepy Nuts: 8/10 points deducted for sex jokes
AURORA: 4/10 good nature/Disney reference, but altogether a bit boring
TX2: 2/10 only two points, should be obvious
League of Legends: 8.5/10 nice alliteration
Paramore: 9/10 I see what this is doing
System of a Down: 3/10 what's a down and why does it need a system?
Måneskin: ?/10 what? How do you pronounce the Å?