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Most well-adjusted John Mulaney fan. I'm sure your parasocial relationship with a rich white middle aged abusive drug addict feels awesome.

My comfort characters as John Mulaney quotes

Foggy Nelson

Sam Winchester

Matt Murdock

Spencer Reid

Klaus hargreeves about Reginald

Spencer Reid

Rpatz Bruce Wayne

Viktor hargreeves

Adrian Chase

Dean Winchester

You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit

You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did

You're not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you tried

Got it? Good, now get inside

Bo Burnham — All eyes on me | Inside

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I just wanna tell you don’t. Okay? Can you not, please? Just don’t. All right?

Bo Burnham — INSIDE

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This will keep happening every year unless #black people #standup #nomoreviolence #crazy

Just Another Emo Love Story [COMPLETE&EDITED] (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/nZ7oP0jtB1

 When things like school dances are forced onto an emo, events turn interesting. Or, at least, that's what happened when Quinn was dragged by her best friend, Melanie, to their school's spring dance. With an anxious, paranoid state of mind, she started the night. With pride and her knight at her side, she ended it. This is just another emo love story. .❤.

Just Another Emo Love Story [COMPLETE&EDITED] (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/nZ7oP0jtB1

 When things like school dances are forced onto an emo, events turn interesting. Or, at least, that's what happened when Quinn was dragged by her best friend, Melanie, to their school's spring dance. With an anxious, paranoid state of mind, she started the night. With pride and her knight at her side, she ended it. This is just another emo love story. .❤.

Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…

Sasheer Zamata had a weird conversation in college.

Stand up though it's hard

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(со страницы https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qMZiU2WaKQ)

Effin’ hell this is epic!