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BNHA Characters As Things I’ve Said Part 2
Part 1
Small note, everything a rando is saying is not something I've said.
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Kaminari : Anything's edible if you try.
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Shinso to his cat : Hangry little turd, I won't let you starve.
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Cami : *sarcastically* That makes all of the sense. Big brain energy.
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Monoma : We're not clapping for you. I don't encourage your existence.
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Mina : My poop tubes woke up and chose violence.
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Sero : A Frappuccino or a cappuccino—
Kaminari : Or a WAPaccino
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Dabi : Does everyone get married in their twenties?
Dabi : I'm gonna live alone for the rest of my life.
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Rando talking about the lights : Hey, can you kick this one up?
Bakugo : *Proceeds to kick the lamp*
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Midoriya : My life is so boring. Like, my parents and grandparents have done crazy stuff, borderline illegal stuff.
Midoriya : The most exciting thing that's happened to me is a global pandemic and that's the world, not me...
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Sero : What did I do as a kid? Well, I was a crack child.
Sero : But I didn't have crack so, that's impressive, I guess.
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Kirishima to a dog : Be a little more coordinated with yo-self.
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Kaminari : Ahh, I see what you say.
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Bakugo : Not that it's a competition, but I win.
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Momo : It's the superior choice.
Momo : Clearly.
Note : Also works with Kaminari but only if it is, in fact, not the superior or correct choice.
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Bakugo : Just sit over there in your bland sweater and white skirt.
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Rando : You're blind.
Kaminari : Yeah I'm blind, cause I don't see how that's true. *Starts head-banging in victory*
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Rando : That's fake.
Mina : No, it's real, just fake.
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Rando : What are we gonna do?
Bakugo : Nothing. If they can't defend themselves then they're a lost cause.
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Uraraka : If the doctor told me my bmi was high, I'd be like ‟well not in space it's not.‟
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Dabi : I'm hopeless not romantic.
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Rando : You suck at this.
Bakugo : *throws a chicken nugget at their eye*
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Uraraka : I have a secret talent.
Uraraka : It doesn't matter how long it takes me to get dressed, I always come out looking like a homeless man.
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Kaminari : Finger guns.
Kaminari : Just imagine them, they're there.
Note : This was said over text but I'd honestly say it in person too.
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Koda : Thanks, you're a deer. I'll feed you seeds later.
Note : Yes. I said that to a person.
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Mina : By my coochie, no I don't.
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Aizawa : I need to get dressed but getting dressed requires taking my clothes off and taking my clothes off requires movement and movement requires energy and energy requires sleep and I didn't sleep last night so I don't have energy so I can't move so I can't take my clothes off so I can't get dressed so I guess I'm staying here.
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Tokoyami : Oh, it's pink and vile.
Note : Also can be Aoyama but only if it's about Mina and it's the beginning of the year, right after she burned his cape.
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Bakugo *talking about babies* : It didn't come out of my butt so I ain't changing its diaper.
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Shinso : I play peekaboo with my cat child because real children are vile.
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Momo : There's a difference between civilized and uptight. You are the latter.
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Kaminari : My weight is five thousand kilometric pounds and I can lift two Oreos. My zodiac sign is Oscar Mayer wiener and my blood type is red.
