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Dabi/Touya Todoroki Headcannon:
Dabi Acts Like A Man Whore Just To Piss Off Shigaraki. Like He Goes Around Naming His Body Count And when Shiggy Asks Why It's Higher Than The Last Time They Talked, Dabi Just Goes, "Cuz I Can Pull More Bitches Than You."
I’m about halfway through season six of mha and I did not expect my hero FUCKING academia to make me sad like this what the actual fuck. Eijiro sobbing like that will be burned into my skull for the rest of my life
Everything makes so much sense now
Shiggy is a pro league gamer
OMG WAIT IS THIS WHY THEY'RE CALLED THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS BRO SHIGGY WTF LMAOOOOO
pro hero eraserhead who's young (20) and not quite clutched the ropes of what is and isn't legal as an underground hero. his connections lead him to a 18 year-old tomura shigiraki who clearly idolises him and lets him have whatever info he wants, only if he shares a drink and tells him about his haircare, or his cats, or how many plants there are in his apartment.
Kurogiri (kuroboro? UGH) who, because of the brain-scrambling experiments garaki conducted, sometimes forgets (how to do) things. Maybe it's small things like how many days in the current months, or what time he needs to leave for a mission. Sometimes it's more big than that, he'll lose motor skills, forget tomura's eczema meds, or even something that afo asked him to do. When he remembers, he apologizes profuseley- he's usually on top of things like that.
Idk but something about tomura having a rlly deep idol crush on aizawa while aizawa is in his early thirties, married to mic for five years, with hitoshi and eri is really funny to me,, like tomura slides in and he's like "yo wys homegirl" and aizawa is just standing there befounded
BNHA Characters As Things I’ve Said Part 2
Part 1
Small note, everything a rando is saying is not something I've said.
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Kaminari : Anything's edible if you try.
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Shinso to his cat : Hangry little turd, I won't let you starve.
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Cami : *sarcastically* That makes all of the sense. Big brain energy.
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Monoma : We're not clapping for you. I don't encourage your existence.
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Mina : My poop tubes woke up and chose violence.
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Sero : A Frappuccino or a cappuccino—
Kaminari : Or a WAPaccino
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Dabi : Does everyone get married in their twenties?
Dabi : I'm gonna live alone for the rest of my life.
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Rando talking about the lights : Hey, can you kick this one up?
Bakugo : *Proceeds to kick the lamp*
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Midoriya : My life is so boring. Like, my parents and grandparents have done crazy stuff, borderline illegal stuff.
Midoriya : The most exciting thing that's happened to me is a global pandemic and that's the world, not me...
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Sero : What did I do as a kid? Well, I was a crack child.
Sero : But I didn't have crack so, that's impressive, I guess.
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Kirishima to a dog : Be a little more coordinated with yo-self.
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Kaminari : Ahh, I see what you say.
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Bakugo : Not that it's a competition, but I win.
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Momo : It's the superior choice.
Momo : Clearly.
Note : Also works with Kaminari but only if it is, in fact, not the superior or correct choice.
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Bakugo : Just sit over there in your bland sweater and white skirt.
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Rando : You're blind.
Kaminari : Yeah I'm blind, cause I don't see how that's true. *Starts head-banging in victory*
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Rando : That's fake.
Mina : No, it's real, just fake.
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Rando : What are we gonna do?
Bakugo : Nothing. If they can't defend themselves then they're a lost cause.
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Uraraka : If the doctor told me my bmi was high, I'd be like ‟well not in space it's not.‟
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Dabi : I'm hopeless not romantic.
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Rando : You suck at this.
Bakugo : *throws a chicken nugget at their eye*
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Uraraka : I have a secret talent.
Uraraka : It doesn't matter how long it takes me to get dressed, I always come out looking like a homeless man.
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Kaminari : Finger guns.
Kaminari : Just imagine them, they're there.
Note : This was said over text but I'd honestly say it in person too.
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Koda : Thanks, you're a deer. I'll feed you seeds later.
Note : Yes. I said that to a person.
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Mina : By my coochie, no I don't.
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Aizawa : I need to get dressed but getting dressed requires taking my clothes off and taking my clothes off requires movement and movement requires energy and energy requires sleep and I didn't sleep last night so I don't have energy so I can't move so I can't take my clothes off so I can't get dressed so I guess I'm staying here.
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Tokoyami : Oh, it's pink and vile.
Note : Also can be Aoyama but only if it's about Mina and it's the beginning of the year, right after she burned his cape.
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Bakugo *talking about babies* : It didn't come out of my butt so I ain't changing its diaper.
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Shinso : I play peekaboo with my cat child because real children are vile.
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Momo : There's a difference between civilized and uptight. You are the latter.
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Kaminari : My weight is five thousand kilometric pounds and I can lift two Oreos. My zodiac sign is Oscar Mayer wiener and my blood type is red.
