BNHA Characters As Things Ive Said Part 2

BNHA Characters As Things I’ve Said Part 2

Part 1

Small note, everything a rando is saying is not something I've said.

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Kaminari : Anything's edible if you try.

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Shinso to his cat : Hangry little turd, I won't let you starve.

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Cami : *sarcastically* That makes all of the sense. Big brain energy.

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Monoma : We're not clapping for you. I don't encourage your existence.

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Mina : My poop tubes woke up and chose violence.

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Sero : A Frappuccino or a cappuccino—

Kaminari : Or a WAPaccino

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Dabi : Does everyone get married in their twenties?

Dabi : I'm gonna live alone for the rest of my life.

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Rando talking about the lights : Hey, can you kick this one up?

Bakugo : *Proceeds to kick the lamp*

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Midoriya : My life is so boring. Like, my parents and grandparents have done crazy stuff, borderline illegal stuff.

Midoriya : The most exciting thing that's happened to me is a global pandemic and that's the world, not me...

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Sero : What did I do as a kid? Well, I was a crack child.

Sero : But I didn't have crack so, that's impressive, I guess.

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Kirishima to a dog : Be a little more coordinated with yo-self.

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Kaminari : Ahh, I see what you say.

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Bakugo : Not that it's a competition, but I win.

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Momo : It's the superior choice.

Momo : Clearly.

Note : Also works with Kaminari but only if it is, in fact, not the superior or correct choice.

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Bakugo : Just sit over there in your bland sweater and white skirt.

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Rando : You're blind.

Kaminari : Yeah I'm blind, cause I don't see how that's true. *Starts head-banging in victory*

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Rando : That's fake.

Mina : No, it's real, just fake.

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Rando : What are we gonna do?

Bakugo : Nothing. If they can't defend themselves then they're a lost cause.

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Uraraka : If the doctor told me my bmi was high, I'd be like ‟well not in space it's not.‟

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Dabi : I'm hopeless not romantic.

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Rando : You suck at this.

Bakugo : *throws a chicken nugget at their eye*

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Uraraka : I have a secret talent.

Uraraka : It doesn't matter how long it takes me to get dressed, I always come out looking like a homeless man.

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Kaminari : Finger guns.

Kaminari : Just imagine them, they're there.

Note : This was said over text but I'd honestly say it in person too.

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Koda : Thanks, you're a deer. I'll feed you seeds later.

Note : Yes. I said that to a person.

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Mina : By my coochie, no I don't.

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Aizawa : I need to get dressed but getting dressed requires taking my clothes off and taking my clothes off requires movement and movement requires energy and energy requires sleep and I didn't sleep last night so I don't have energy so I can't move so I can't take my clothes off so I can't get dressed so I guess I'm staying here.

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Tokoyami : Oh, it's pink and vile.

Note : Also can be Aoyama but only if it's about Mina and it's the beginning of the year, right after she burned his cape.

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Bakugo *talking about babies* : It didn't come out of my butt so I ain't changing its diaper.

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Shinso : I play peekaboo with my cat child because real children are vile.

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Momo : There's a difference between civilized and uptight. You are the latter.

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Kaminari : My weight is five thousand kilometric pounds and I can lift two Oreos. My zodiac sign is Oscar Mayer wiener and my blood type is red.

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do you also zone out while someone’s talking to you because you’re too busy fantasizing about your fictional universe or have you not hit rock bottom yet

He so would, probably in a mocking way at first. Then he’d catch feels and it would stick. Yes. Yes, I like that quite a lot.

i love how we, collectively as a fandom agrees that bakugo would call his female s/o "princess"

Bakugo Katsuki Flirting

Bakugo: ‟You're like a sunset.‟

(Y/N): ‟Aww, really?‟

Bakugo: ‟Yeah. You're ugly as hell when I take a picture of you.‟

(Y/N): ‟...‟

Bakugo (Pink cheeked and pouty): ‟But you're pretty as hell in person... dumbass...‟

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All His Fault

Notes : Bakugo Katsuki x Fem Reader, Some Language, Mildly Graphic, Angst This Time, No Fluff Hehe

Bakugo Katsuki had been in pain before, it was in his job description, after all. The sting of blades digging into his skin.

The burn of flames licking his flesh.

Bakugo Katsuki had been in pain—he was used to it.

But not like this.

This felt like burning hand reaching into his flesh, blistering his skin and melting his bones. They forced themselves through his tough muscle, ripped away at his insides until they found his heart and squeezed—squeezed until he collapsed against shower walls and cried like a damned fool.

It hurt. Dammit it hurt—and Katsuki wasn't a pussy—he was Bakugo fucking Katsuki for shit's sake! But he would spend hours clutching at his chest, breathing heavily as those burning hands tore at his heart. It felt like the damned beater was failing—and it mines as well have been since the one person he let into his heart left.

No, she didn't leave. She didn't leave. He—Bakugo he... He pushed her away. His burning hands reached out and ripped out his own damned heart—he pushed her away.

Katsuki lost the one person he had ever let into his heart and it was all.

His.

Fault.

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Care

I couldn't stop thinking about taking care of Bakugo so, what started as a small little thought turned to this, enjoy.

Info: Gender Neutral Reader, Reader and Bakugo are Married, Not Sexual Showering, Not Sexual Nudity, Ass is Said but That's it, Pretty Little Fluff

After he's had a long, tiring day of saving people, welcome him home with a gentle kiss that lingers on his lips, a soft whisper saying ‟welcome back.‟

Gently press a kiss to his lips and stay for a moment as you slowly cup his cheeks. ‟Let's get you cleaned up,‟ you whisper against his lips.

Slowly set his bracers aside then grab his hand and lead him to the bathroom. Start the shower—warm steamy water—while he slowly peels his uniform off with small grunts. Tell him to get in and rinse, that you'd be back in a minute.

You bundle up his clothes, pausing your way to the laundry when he grabs your wrist and brings you closer, pressing a kiss to your lips before watching you go.

You throw his clothes into the washer before taking two clean towels and a pair of his sweats to put in the dryer—not starting it yet. Not wanting to get your pajamas wet, you change into an undershirt and small sleeping shorts before returning to the bathroom.

Bakugo stood under the water with his head down and eyes closed, today had been so tiring. And you knew it, not letting him dwell in the negative moments of today—not for too long.

His eyes fluttered open at the gentle hand on his arm, the arm guiding him to you. You offer a loving grin, one void of pity and he appreciated it, leaning his forehead against yours—you giggled softly when he mumbled a grumpy insult directed towards some fool that annoyed him today.

He held your hand, playing with your fingers as he watched you plug the tub. You instructed him to sit down while the tub filled with more steamy water—saying you would be back—and he begrudgingly let your hand go, gaze following you in the mirror before you disappeared from view.

You grabbed your favorite soap—one Katsuki loved a lot—before popping in to start the dryer. The ash-blond hadn't began washing himself, as per your request.

You returned to see the man you loved zoned out, his face twisting in a scowl at the thought of the no doubt pain in the ass coworkers of his. Humming softly, you knelt next to the tub, leaning over to turn off the faucet. It caught his attention, beautiful ruby orbs now focused on you.

You didn't initiate conversation (but was open to it if he wanted), letting Katsuki sit in silence as you gently massaged the shampoo into his hair. You couldn't help but admire the way tension slowly left his body—proud to be able to bring peace to your husband with only a touch of your hands.

You rinsed his hair before massaging conditioner into the ash-blond tufts, smiling warmly at the way his eyes fluttered shut. The message didn't stop there—you leaned over the side of the tub as your hands traveled to his shoulders, carefully kneading out the knots while washing him at the same time.

You would spend hours and hours making sure Katsuki was free of aches and pains but he surely wouldn't let you dote on him for so long—he rarely let you take care of him for even a second. This was a lucky moment and you'd take it gratefully, eagerly doing your best to show him how much you loved him.

You left him on his own again when you were finished. After switching back into your pajamas, you grabbed a pair of his boxers then grabbed the things from the dryer.

Bakugo stepped out of the tub when you asked, surprised to feel the soft towel was warm. He mumbled about it, receiving only a smile from you before you continued drying his hair. He could fall asleep on his feet, just as he was, right there, close to you and surrounded by warmth and love. You knew it too, trying to quickly finish so he could sleep but being careful not to rush things—you wanted to go slow enough that he would be able to relax and destress.

You were going to use the second towel to dry him but he had taken it from you before you could, setting it on your head and drying your hair—it was a little damp because of a few stray water streams. You giggled at the focused pout on his face, placing two palms on his bare chest and tiptoeing to plant a light kiss between his furrowed brows.

He cracked a rare smile before discarding the towel and dragging you to him by the hips. He was slightly damp but you didn't care, pressing into him as he leaned down—lips hovering just above yours. ‟Thank you,‟ he mumbled.

‟I love you,‟ you whispered, eyes fluttering closed when he captured your lips in a warm, tender kiss that returned all of your love and care.

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