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Luckily Malcolm’s neighbor, Cynthia Kim (of Futuristic Family fame) was ready to help him out.
Cynthia: Well, I just felt so sorry for the man! I mean, it’s not his fault that *bleep* decided to write that article. When I saw him moping around town, I just knew I had to help him. He was like a little lost puppy, you know? I got in touch with some friends and they helped me set all this up! And now I just know Malcolm will find true love! All I ask in return is to be invited to the wedding. (And I get some of the profits from the show, but that’s beside the point.)
Cynthia has gathered seven beautiful young women who all want to win Malcolm’s affections. Who will be the next Mrs. Landgraab? Watch The Bachelor to find out!
Bachelor Challenge Day 1: Meet the Contestants!
Cynthia: I am here in front of the beautiful Landgraab manor with the seven lovely ladies who will be vying for Malcolm’s affections this season!
First up, we have the lovely Miss Charlotte Worthington. Charlotte is the daughter of another very wealthy family, the Worthingtons. Although her younger brother will inherit most of the family fortune, Charlotte has a decent amount coming to her one day as well, and she’s making a career for herself too! What is it you do again, Charlotte?
Charlotte: I’m an intern at one of my parents’ companies. I’m hoping to get a bit higher up in the business eventually, but this is a start.
Cynthia: Oh, how interesting! You and Malcolm can talk business! Won’t that be cute? Do you think you guys have any other common ground?
Charlotte: I know what it’s like to come from a wealthy family and have a lot resting on your shoulders. It can be hard. I think we’ll understand each other’s problems.
Cynthia: Aww, cute! I bet he’ll love having someone who understands what he’s going through.
Bachelor Challenge Day 1: Meet the Contestants
Cynthia: Next up, we have another heiress - Miss Holly Alto! Lovely to meet you, Holly.
Holly: *shyly* Hi.
Cynthia: Holly actually is going to inherit her parents’ money one day. Her folks are quite influential, but no one has really seen much of what Holly can do yet. You just graduated from Academie le Tour, didn’t you, Holly?
Holly: Yes.
Cynthia: What are your plans?
Holly: Well, I wanted to go into art - be a painter, maybe, or open a gallery. My parents wanted me to do this first, though. So I guess I’m doing this.
Cynthia: I bet you'll be able to get a gallery once you've got the weight of the Landgraab name and fortune behind you. Malcolm's family has a thing for businesses. Maybe you could get a chance to fulfill your dream!
Holly: Maybe. Excuse me. *walks off*
Bachelor Challenge Day 1: Meet the Contestants
Cynthia: Next up we have Miss Nancy Bainbridge --
Nancy: Nancy Landgraab. I'm Nancy Landgraab - or I will be, once I win this thing!
Cynthia: Goodness, someone's confident! What makes you so sure you'll win?
Nancy: Because Malcolm and I are destined to be together. *tosses her hair* I have admired him for years and when I heard that he was back in Bluewater, I started making plans to come and see him -- we knew each other years ago in elementary school. I live in the city, so it's a kind of a drive out here and my car's been in the shop. I'd just gotten enough to get it fixed when I saw that horrible article in the paper! Well, my heart just broke. But then I heard that you were putting this together for him, Cynthia, and I just knew my time had come!
Cynthia: You certainly were eager to get your chance at the auditions!
Cut to a scene of Nancy pushing several other women out of the way to get to Cynthia, who is standing with a clipboard.
Nancy: I know in my heart that I am the perfect woman for Malcolm Landgraab, and I will do everything I can to make him see that.
Cynthia: Well, I wish you the best of luck, Nancy. It seems like you're not going to go out without a fight! Good for you!
Bachelor Challenge Day 1: Meet the Contestants
Cynthia: Next we have Miss Lottie Cash. Lottie's yet another heiress, although she's in a bit of distress at the moment. Isn't that right, Lottie?
Lottie: Yeah...*sighs* You see, my daddy died about a year ago and I was supposed to inherit everything, but it's all tied up in some legal mumbo-jumbo. I don't really understand it...
Cynthia: That's awful, honey. So why did you decide to try to win Malcolm's heart?
Lottie: Because I know what he's going through! I know what it's like to worry about whether or not you get to keep what your family has always had. And I know what it's like to go through a horrible breakup! I recently broke up with my boyfriend too! I'm just hoping that Malcolm and I can bond over our broken hearts and maybe help each other heal.
Cynthia: Aww, that's so sweet! Good luck, Lottie!
Bachelor Challenge Day 1: Meet the Contestants
Cynthia: You all know this next lady - Miss Penny Pizzazz! Penny is one of the hottest stars of the music industry right now and I am so psyched that she is here! Hi Penny!
Penny: Hey, Cynthia.
Cynthia: Why do you think you have a chance at winning Malcolm Landgraab?
Penny: *makes a face* That sounds so wrong, Cynthia. I’m hoping I can help him out, but I’m not looking at him like a prize. This isn’t a game show. I really like what I’ve heard about Malcolm, and I feel sorry for what’s happened to him. I think the man could use a bit more brightness in his life, and color. I mean, have you seen this place? I’d like to show him the sunny side of life. You know?
Cynthia: You are too sweet, Penny. I bet you’ll cheer him right up! And maybe you could sing at his club if you marry him! You could really help put that place on the map!
Penny: Again, not really my agenda. But yeah, maybe. We’ll have to wait and see, I guess.
Bachelor Challenge Day 1: Meet the Contestants
Cynthia: Next is another entertainer, Miss Sharon Wirth! Sharon is a dancer.
Sharon: Well, I’m trying to be a dancer. I actually gave up a big audition to go for this instead, but I think it’s going to be worth it.
Cynthia: Why’s that?
Sharon: Because of the man who is the prize! He needs a little help with the eyebrows, but everything else - I will take that package right now!
Cynthia: Any reason you think you can win, Sharon?
Sharon: *gestures at herself* Have you seen me? I’m a hottie! I’m also fast on my feet and smarter than the rest of these girls put together. I guarantee I will make it to the finale or kick some other girls’ *bleep* on my way out the door!
Cynthia: *laughs* Wow! You sure are confident!
Sharon: Damn right! *grins*
Meet the Contestants
Cynthia: And last, but certainly not least, we have a very special guest. She’s a dear friend of mine and a great actress. After years of playing the character on the show All My Sims, she’s officially changed her legal name to Bella Goth! Hey Bella!
Bella: Hey, Cynthia! It’s so good to see you!
Cynthia: You too, sweetie. Thanks so much for coming.
Bella: Oh, well, when you called and offered me the chance to possibly marry Malcolm Landgraab IV, I just couldn’t say no! I mean, there is a reason why I changed my name to Bella Goth. She is my idol! I’ve always wanted to be her! And one thing Bella Goth did was marry into a wealthy family. She married Mortimer, and that was what really propelled her into the spotlight. I’m hoping marrying Malcolm will do the same thing for me.
Cynthia: I bet it could. Do you think you and Malcolm will get along?
Bella: Oh yes. I get along with just about everybody, and Malcolm just seems so sweet and so nice. I think we’ll be falling in love in no time.
Cynthia: Well I’m rooting for you. I’m actually rooting for all the lovely girls we have here. I just know one of you will be the perfect match for Malcolm!
Day One: Meet and Greet
Malcolm tries to get to know the ladies. Nancy isn’t off to a great start...
On the other hand, Malcolm and Charlotte seem to be hitting it off.
Malcolm went to one of Penny’s concerts in college. He’s pretty excited to meet her.
Holly and Malcolm are having a bit of a rough start.
I think Malcolm suggested that Bella isn’t really Bella Goth. Or that changing her name was a silly thing to do. Whatever he said, Bella is not at all impressed!
I think Malcolm and Sharon are getting along.
Malcolm and Lottie tried to get along, but I think their introduction was only okay...
Now that the introductions are out of the way, Day One of Malcolm’s Bachelor Challenge officially begins today! Today Malcolm will be sending a lady home and then he’ll be having his first hot tub “date” with three of the lucky girls.
With all the ladies gathered and introduced, Malcolm is ready to look for his true love.
The bar is the best place to go first thing in the morning, right? Well, it is if you want to hug the bachelor, apparently.
Malcolm and Penny went outside to chat and play a little catch.