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Liu Kang, after finding a magic lamp: what's this? There's an inscription on it. It's a bit tough to read. *Rubs lamps to see it, making the lamp shake*

Lamp: *shoots fireworks and smoke*

Ermac: *coming out of the lamp* being in there for so long gives ya such a crick in the neck. Hang on. *Adjusts head* feels great to be out of there. *Magically has a microphone* so tell me, what's your name? Where are ya from?

Liu Kang: erm, Liu Kang.

Ermac: Liu Kang. Hello Liu kang. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Liu? Or maybe Kang?

Liu Kang: I think I hit my head.

Ermac: you're a lot smaller than our last master. Or we're getting bigger. Look at us from the side. Do we look different to you?

Liu Kang: hang on, I'm your master?

Ermac: that's right. *Places scholar hat on Liu Kang* he can be taught. What do you need from the great genie from the lamp? *Ermac summons a few of his souls to cheer for him* that's right. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Liu Kang: wait, I get wishes?

Ermac: 3 to be exact. But only three. Uno. Dos. Tres. Three. no substitutions, exchanges, or refunds.

Liu Kang: I think Bo Rai Chi gave me too much to drink.

Ermac: master, we don't think you quite understand what you've got here. So how about you roominate while we illuminate the possibilities.

Ermac: 🎶well Kano got them 40 thieves. Lord Raiden had a thousand tales. But, master. You're in luck 'cause up your sleeves you've got a brand of magic never fails. You've got some power in your corner now. Some heavy ammunition in your camp. You've got some punch, pizzazz Yahoo and how. See, all you gotta do is run that lamp and we'll say. Mr Liu kang sir, what will your pleasure be? Let us take your order, jot it down. You ain't never had a friend like we. Life is your restaurant and I'm you mattre d'. Come and whisper what it is you want. You ain't ever had a friend like we. Yes sir. We pride ourselves on service. You're the boss, the king, the shah. Say what you wish. It's yours, true dish. How 'bout a little more baklava? Have some of column A. Try all of column B. We're in the mood to help you dude. You ain't never had a friend like we.🎶

*dance break*

Ermac, while juggling souls: 🎶can your friends do this?🎶

Ermac, while having Liu Kang the souls to juggle: 🎶can your friends do that?🎶

Ermac, with kung Laos hat: 🎶can your friends pull this..*pulls a rabbit out of the hat* out their little hat?🎶

Ermac: 🎶can your friends go poof!?🎶 Well looky here.

Ermac: 🎶can your friends go Abracadabra? Let her rip?! And then make the sucker disappear? So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed. We're here to answer all your mid night prayers. You got me bona fide, certified. You got a genie for a chargé d'affaires. We got a powerful urge to help you out. So what's your wish? We really wanna know. You got a list that's 3 miles long. No doubt. Well, all you gotta do is rub like so. Mr Liu Kang sir. Have a wish or two or three. We're on the job, you big nabob. You ain't never had a friend never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend never had a friend.🎶

Ermac: you ain't never. Had a. Friend! Like! We!

Ermac: you ain't never had a friend like we.

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-what is currently your favorite song?

I can't really choose so here's a long list

Everything you know is wrong by weird al

I'm the friend you need, from the MLP movie

Be a man, from Mulan

Gaston's song from beauty and the beast

Almost all of DAgames song, mostly the DAgames medley

Never had a friend like me from both Aladdin movies

Prince Ali from both movies

We are number one

Wanna be like you, from the jungle book

Let it go

Hakuna matata

The list goes on. But I guess I listen to a friend like me a lot so I guess it's a friend like me