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-what is currently your favorite song?

I can't really choose so here's a long list

Everything you know is wrong by weird al

I'm the friend you need, from the MLP movie

Be a man, from Mulan

Gaston's song from beauty and the beast

Almost all of DAgames song, mostly the DAgames medley

Never had a friend like me from both Aladdin movies

Prince Ali from both movies

We are number one

Wanna be like you, from the jungle book

Let it go

Hakuna matata

The list goes on. But I guess I listen to a friend like me a lot so I guess it's a friend like me

How to report Nazi Clown Frogs on Tumblr in a way that will actually get them in trouble, A step by step guide to getting these assholes off of my posts!

Step ONE:

find a post on the profile that either glorifies Hitler OR calls to kill gay people. Copy its permalink.

If you send the staff a post that is simply bigoted nothing will happen. You need to find a post that very clearly incites or glorifies violence or glorifies Hitler because in order for this to be effective it needs to fit tumblrs definition of terrorism.

Step TWO:

Reporting

Report them for terrorism. Because the problem is the fact that they are organized we cannot risk getting them reported as individual threats of violence or hate speech.

I repeat, always report as suspected terrorism

Once you are in tumblr will try to trick you into reporting it as hate speech (which will not be effective) or simply reporting the post on its own (which will only get the one post taken down).

Always pick one of the middle two! That’s when tumblr has to start notifying authorities if the report is deemed to be real and true.

Step THREE:

Write in the description portion how it makes you feel unsafe and how the post and the tag in question threaten the safety of yourself and others.

Cant come up with anything?

Just copy paste this:

Ban the #norainbowflagsforfags tag. There is a group of people rebloging lgbt content, adding various calls to violence against “fags”, saying that gays need sent to the gas chambers of Auschwitz. Please, listen to your users and ban the ip addresses and call the fbi, because the lgbt+ fear our rights and our lives are at stake.

There you go! Now go report some Nazis!

Havik: pay me 100 Kombat koins and I'll instantly appear in your house and eat your shower curtains

Drahmin: my shower curtain are made of glass

Havik: well, crunchity-munchity then! You think that will stop me?

Reptile: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

D'vorah: if it bites you and you die, it's venomous

Torr: what if it bites me and it dies?

Kotal: that means you're poisonous. By the elder God's, torr, weren't you listening?

Ermac: what if it bites itself and we die?

Quan chi: that's voodoo

Ferra: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Shang tsung: that's correlation, not causation.

Baraka: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Erron: that's kinky

What if shao Kahn met a fortune teller and it was his introduction to shang tsung?

Shao Kahn and baraka walk to shang tsungs place

Shang tsung: welcome to my fortune telling business. A tip of the hat from shang tsung. Hands over a card

Shao Kahn, reading the card: tarok readings, charms and potions. Dreams made real.

Shang tsung: you seem like a betting man unlike me. But I am in the company of working for royalty.

Shao Kahn: baraka, this gentleman has read my palm.

Baraka: or todays newspaper. Sire, this seems like a sham.

Shang tsung: I suggest you shouldn't infuriate me fang face. Don't you derigate or deride. 🎶You're in my world now. Not your world. And I've got friends on the other side.🎶

Souls: 🎶he's got friends on the other side.🎶

Shang tsung: don't question the echo. Completely normal around here. 🎶sit down at my table. Put your mind at ease. If you relax, it'll enable me to do anything I please. I can read your future. I can change some of it too. I look deep inside your heart and soul.🎶 you do have a soul, don't you? 🎶make your wildest dreams come true. I got voodoo. I got hoodoo. I got things I haven't tried. 'cause I got friends on the other side.🎶

Souls: 🎶he's got friends on the other side🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶the cards. The cards. The cards will tell the past, the present and the future as well. The cards. The cards. Just take three. Take a look into the future with me. Now you, shao Kahn, are from across the sea. You're from two long lines of royalty.🎶 I'm a royal myself from my mother's side. 🎶your powers high. But your kingdoms low. You need to marry somebody whose got plenty of dough.🎶

Shao Kahn: sad but true

Shang tsung: I can tell you want power and go from place to place to conquer everything. But it's gonna take a bit of green. Not everything will be needed to do so but it's a factor. 🎶It's the green. It's the green. It's the green you need. And when I look into your future, it's power that I see. And you, fang face, I don't wanna waste my time. You've been pushed around all your life. You've been pushed around by your mother, your sister, and brother. Even if you're married, you'd be pushed around by your wife. But in your future, what I see, is the man you always wanted to be.🎶 Just shake my hand. Come on. Won't you shake a pour souls hand.

Shao Kahn and baraka shake his hand

Shang tsung: yes! 🎶are you ready?🎶

Souls: 🎶are you ready?🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶are you ready? Power amplification station🎶

Souls: 🎶amplification station🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶amplification station 🎶

Souls: 🎶amplification station🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶power multiplication. Can you feel it? You're changing. You're changing. You're changing alright. I hope you're satisfied! But if you aren't, don't blame me. You can blame my friends on the other side!🎶

How many characters can I put into this one?

Mk1-4 cast: 🎶when I’m feeling lonely🎶

Mk gold-Armageddon cast: 🎶as sad as I can be🎶

Mkvsdc-mk9 cast: 🎶all by myself on an uncharted island in an endless blood sea🎶

Mkx cast: 🎶what makes me happy?🎶

Mk11 cast: 🎶fills me up with glee?🎶

All: 🎶those bones in my jaw that don’t have a flaw. My shiny teeth and me🎶

Johnny cage: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Baraka: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty in my face🎶

Kaui liang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kabal: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Johnny, baraka, kaui liang, kabal: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Reptile: 🎶yes, they’re all so perfect🎶

Kollector: 🎶so white and pearly🎶

Stryker: 🎶brush, gargle, rinse. A couple of breath mints.🎶

Reptile, Stryker, kollector: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Cassie: 🎶my shiny teeth so awesome. Just like your favorite song🎶

Noob saibot: 🎶my shiny teeth I floss ‘em. So they can be big and strong🎶

Mk cast: 🎶they got really shiny teeth🎶

Mokap: 🎶my shiny teeth! I love them. And they all love me!🎶

Mileena: 🎶why should I talk to you? I’ve got more than 32🎶

Cassie, noob, mokap, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Johnny, baraka, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Raiden: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty to my face🎶

Liu Kang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

All: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Mk cast: 🎶my shiny teeth and me!!!🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!!🎶