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This is the best story in the world right now. Of course it comes from Taranaki.

Judge Allan Roberts was sentencing Tierra Bianca Ngeru (I wonder if I know her...) for breaching community service. Judge Roberts kindly said he would take her pregnancy into account when considering her sentence. Aww, nice guy.

Then Ngeru unleashed the classic line:

"I'm not pregnant," Ngeru replied. "I'm just fat."

Oh shit!

Naturally, the judge was absolutely mortified. To make up for the insult, he knocked two weeks off her jail term. I think he did the right thing.

Remember kids, don't make a comment unless you can see the head coming out.