Npmd Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Richie: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Peter: What???

Richie: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Peter: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

Steph: I know you’re going to hell. I also know Satan is going to send you back because you’re going to annoy the shit out of him by following him around everywhere he goes because your social anxiety is going to follow well into death and you’re going to stick to the one person you know.

Pete: As accurate as it is, that was extremely uncalled for.

Pete: Please, stop trying to eat aquarium gravel…

Ruth: But Richie said they were forbidden nerds!

Richie, munching on aquarium gravel: They are!

Richie: You’ve heard of ‘be gay do crimes’, now get ready for ‘be trans throw hands’

Pete: Be queer instill fear

Ruth: Be bi go for the eye

Steph: Be ace punch face

I AM WIGGLY AND I AM FUNNY

we get a little silly sometimes