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Me 24/7 oh my god

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

Okay so now I’m plagued by an entire fanfic plot of BMC!NPMD and I’m probably gonna write something for it thanks a lot guys now I’ve got nerdy teen brainrot (also reblogging so that I don’t lose this post for when I link it on the future fic lol)

Be More Chill. NPMD. The SQUIP is a Hivemind. It’s highschool hierarchy. “If I can finally be cool I will know that I’m not a loser.”

Is this anything

It’s funny cuz yeah but also… that shit is REAL

people who want Paul so bad it makes them look stupid:

- Emma (requited <3)

- Pokey

- Ted

- McNamara

- Melissa

I AM WIGGLY AND I AM FUNNY

we get a little silly sometimes

To add onto this I am kinda silly and also worm :D

we get a little silly sometimes

Happy Birthday Ao3!!

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

REAL

RanbooLive

Kind of fits well with my Grace theory??? Those are kinda specific things so for them to be said in the exact context is a bit interesting…

Some of my favorite parallels in NPMD

Gonna use this for for a time loop fic idea and oh my god thank you for thisssss your art is incredible (of course I’ll link the post and ur account I promise!!!)

The millionth end was vanity, I thought I saw you smile at me.

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Some self-aware timeloop Emma!

All of them are me. Sometimes I’ll write a whole ass novel in a few hours but most days I write absolutely nothing. The story exists in my head it’s just the execution of actually writing it that sucks.

Reblog if you don’t write 1,000 words per hour

Don’t be intimidated by posts saying something like “I wrote 7k today!”

I will probably never write 7k in one day. And that’s okay. It really is. On an average day, 1k takes me two or three hours. But I enjoy myself, I like my writing and I know my wip will get finished someday if I keep working.

Shoutout to:

The writers who don’t write 7k per day

The writers who don’t write every day

The writers who actively procrastinate

The writers who love writing nonetheless

Chat how do we feel about Mark being able to run for president next year

SO REAL I LOVE THEM OH MY GOD AHHH (autistic Paul and nonbinary Paul are forever canon in my heart I loveeee them)

Some nonbinary Paul thoughts.

I work today and I’m in retail pray for me y’all

it's Wiggly's day! everyone clap for the specialest boy right now or I'll blow this entire mall up!

I LOVE HIMMMMM (Wiggly!Paul is one of my absolute favorite AUs/headcanons omg)

A wiggly!Paul for Black Friday :]

Very real did this for the mp3 versions of Nerdy Prude Must Die-

(my utmost apologies for those upset with me for saving free music but i don't have the time or money to buy the album)

(again, i wish i could have bought it to support Starkid but i barely have enough money for gas)

-and every single download had about 3 separate virus pages but if you just close then as soon as they pop up ur good lol

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

oh my fucking god this is gorgeous what

Ten! my love 🥰

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on Jan 1st!

website

THIS IS ADORABLE WHATVTHE HELL

forced reconciliation through becoming family

i relate to this on a spiritual level actually (i get deeply invested into characters to the point that its hard to differentiate myself from their personality and having to let them go genuinely makes me sad) (i also would like to be a bug)

Here’s a 5 page comic about a weird project I spent the last month working on 🪲

RAGAGGSHA IT BETTER BE FUCKIN GAY PIRATES I SWEAR TO GOD

The drawbridge lowers and a great call echoes throughout the Lands That Are. Hear ye, hear ye! Starkid’s newest musical adventure approaches. Keep a watchful eye. More tidings to come…