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Southern Mc with a little Trauma
A/N: as someone who grew up in southern U.S. in a Christian home with their Grandparents and getting religious trauma just to have ended up Bi with pronouns, this is very self indulgent.
Warnings; slight mention of a bad home life and stereotyping
It was just a plain day in the HOL, except quieter until Lucifer started yelling at Mammon for the usual bullshit. Mc stayed silent but eventually couldn’t handle it.
Mc in a heavily southern accent: “Listen hear you Motherfuckers! ain’t you got anything better to do than scream at each other like a damn banshee?!
Everyone paused and stared at Mc as they had never heard them use an accent before, they didn’t even know that Mc was southern
He had no clue you had an accent
The file he got only said where you currently lived, not where you grew up
He stops arguing with Mammon and doesn’t bring it up.
After dinner he calls you into his office to ask a few questions.
Lucifer: “Mc, can you please explain why you never use your accent?”
Mc: “W-well… umm”
Lucifer: “Mc”
Mc: “Well my grandmother always used a southern accent and I don’t want to associate myself with her. People also automatically assume that because I am south I am homophobic”
Lucifer: “Oh… well feel free to use around us Mc, we won’t judge you for having an accent”
Lucifer won’t bring it up again unless you bring it up
He knows Southerners can be extremely religious so he assumed it was that because for him it was like “yeah same”
He doesn’t ask any questions about your life growing up and instead uses other sources (Barbatos) to look into it
He finds it amusing whenever you accidentally use southern terms such as “Skeeters” and “ternaders”
Oh my lord is this boy a himbo
His first reaction is to laugh
He thinks you just picked it up off of old westerns or movies
Then he heard you use other southern terms
It takes him a longgg time before he realizes unless Mc tells him outright
He actually gets the tea from Asmodeus first because Mc didn’t want to explain it to him since they knew Mammon would freak out
He freaks out and tried to get to Mc and would have if Lucifer didn’t clothespin him.
Mc doesn’t need to be overwhelmed by Mammon freaking out over them
Gets super excited when he first hears the accent
“OMG you sound like [inset character name] from [super long anime title]”
He won’t ask a lot of questions
Mc may have done impressions for him before so he’ll ask you to sound like southern characters and maybe want you to do a few cosplays
He doesn’t ask if it’s your original accent or why you don’t use it because he’s too excited
Hehe, Helluva Boss wrath ring
He will laugh his ass off because of how funny he finds “southern wrath”
He asks where Mc got the accent despite having a good guess
They mostly avoid the topic of their home life and just mention they grew up south
Satan doesn’t dig deeper despite having a feeling there was something more
He won’t bring it up again but still giggles when you do the accent or use southern terms
Asmodeus already knew about the reason Mc won’t use their accent thanks to Mc venting during spa sessions
He may know why you don’t use it but he still gets horny every time
He wants this cowboy to ride him into the sunset
He’ll never actually bring it up unless Mc does first so his horny thoughts will stay thoughts
He does have to stop Mammon from bringing it up since it’s not a fun topic for Mc
He stays as understanding as possible while containing his horny
Doesn’t notice
I don’t think he goes to the human realm often unless it’s to eat so he won’t really know a lot about Southern culture
He assumes Mc either learned the accent somewhere or grew up with it
He doesn’t really question it but may ask a few questions about where Mc grew up
The questions are mostly food related
Also laughs at the accent
He couldn’t care less he just thinks it’s funny
Well, that is until he overheard Asmodeus talking to Mammon
He won’t ask questions but that won’t stop him from laughing his ass off
he won’t take anything you say seriously if it’s in the accent
He may also ask food questions so he can cook something for Beel
Southern!Mc and their Cooking
A/N: As someone from the south who’s mama and grandfather taught her to cook, I am absolutely gonna do something regarding cooking
After a while of living with the brothers, Mc starts to notice how awful their diet and eating habits are. Leviathan’s favorite food is Pizza, Mammon’s is cup noodle, and Beelzebub’s is good ol’ artery-clogging hamburgers. Then when it’s Lucifer’s turn to cook, Lucifer’s too busy to actually cook so takeout is ordered.
Mc steps into the kitchen and starts cooking their Gramps southern recipes and their Mama’s Mediterranean recipes. They set up the table and wait for everyone to come in.
This man comes in first, as always
he is probably the most unhealthy because he usually doesn’t eat enough
the only thing he ate Before Mc, when he did eat, is artery-clogging fast food and he probably only eats the bare minimum to survive so he’s probably underweight
He glances at the food warily at first
he doesn’t trust Human cooking after tasting Solomon’s disasters
he waits for the others like a good big brother before starting to eat.
His eyes light up but he quickly hides it as his brothers are present
”Good job Mc, I wasn’t expecting you to cook so well”
at this point you take the compliment, it’s Lucifer after all and it’s the best you’ll get from him.
he does get seconds so you know he did like it
He comes in second to last
He is also traumatized by Solomon’s cooking
he eats it solely because “his human” made it
He’s probably the third most unhealthy after Leviathan and Lucifer
He gets so excited he eats almost as fast as Beel after the first taste
Lucifer definitely smacked him upside the head for lack of manners
Mammon definitely wants seconds
Third person to enter the dining room after Satan
well technically he was dragged by Satan
He stares at the food for a bit praying it won’t be like Solomon’s cooking
He’s definitely the second most unhealthy since he just lays around his room sulking and watching anime as he eats greasy pizza
He takes a few bites after Lucifer and is absolutely excited
He also gets smacked for lack of Manners
He then starts infodumping about Food Wars
The second person to enter having dragged Leviathan behind him
he had Mc’s cooking before with Asmodeus when they wanted to try a new apple pie recipe so he knows it won’t be like Solomon’s
he’s actually very excited to try more of Mc’s cooking.
he’s probably just in the middle when it comes to how healthy he is since I can’t really see him working out but I can’t see him gorging himself of fast food either
is definitely respectful but he’s obviously eating faster than normal
Bonus points if Mc made cat-shaped cookies for dessert
Fifth to come in after attending a photo shoot
he’s probably the healthiest after Beelzebub, he has to model after all and he’s into wrestling
he takes a million photos of the food before even taking a bite
he already knows his live-in-human’s cooking will be better than the human-sorcerer’s cooking
if Mc keeps cooking then Asmodeus will probably make an insta solely for their food
He comes in sorta last because he had to carry in Belphegor
thanks to working out, Beel’s very healthy
he’s also slightly wary when he learns Mc cooked because everyone is traumatized by Solomon’s cooking
he absolutely loves it
he doesn’t get seconds but also thirds (maybe fourths)
he also gets smacked upside the head for trying to compliment Mc’s cooking with his mouth full
would absolutely love for Mc to keep cooking
The last to come in since he was carried by Beel
he’s definitely pretty unhealthy but using his brain takes up carbs so he’s not too bad
He’s slightly worried about it since he probably thinks it’s either A) like Solomon’s or B) Mc personally made his taste awful as revenge for lesson 16
no one would put it past Mc for poisoning Belphegor’s food
he’s super picky, even after the first bite but he gets through the whole meal
🌟Bonus!🌟
Solomon found out about Mc cooking for the brothers (probably from Asmo’s pics) and automatically became a little jealous
he wants his apprentice’s cooking too!
He calls Mc over to cook with him and fully intends on doing so regularly until it’s a normal thing
He absolutely loves Mc’s cooking so he gets Mc to make lunches for him to take to RAD
after all, Mc is his apprentice
This. This text right here. Wether it is to piss the Southern Mc’s off or make us laugh, it is unknown.